I think he's just a blurry monster.
It's not the photographer's fault.
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I think he's just a blurry monster.
It's not the photographer's fault.
http://www.beckjord.com/bigfoot/pf350shr.jpg
WHY TO STEAL A MITCH HEDBERG ROUTINE I HATE YOU NOW THANKS BYE
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R.I.P. Mitch as well as Caspian's coolness
Ooooh naners.
He looks a bit like a Spanish grandmother.
Uh....is there a point to this...?
Also, you should never wave at people on the street, because what if they don't have a hand? They'll think you're being cocky.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sexy McAwesome
This thread is now about how much we miss Mitch Hedberg.
I have no idea who this Mitch is, but I'll just play along and stroke my chin.
Normally I would make some in-joke comment here, but this only works when I know what I am talking about
I wanted this candy bar in a vending machine and it was at location 'HH', so I went to the side and pressed 'H' twice. smurfin' potato chips came out, 'cause they had an 'HH' button, for Chrissake, I mean, you need to let me know! I am not familiar with the system of 'HH!' I did not learn my 'AA BB CC's. God god dammit dammit!
Man, why is it always the talented ones that die young. :{
I saw a wino; he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude -- you have to wait!"
In England, they don't have Smokey the Bear, they have Smackey the Frog...:D
Still my favorite... I actually saw him with Stephen Lynch last December when they were on tour...
On a stop light, green means go, yellow means slow down.
On a banana, it's the opposite. Yellow means go ahead, green means wait a while, and red means... where the smurf did you get that banana at?
.................................... :confused:
:D
I find that a duck's opinion of me is influenced by whether or not I have bread. A duck loves bread, but he does not have the capability to buy a loaf. That's the biggest joke on the duck ever. If I worked at a convenience store, and a duck came in and stole a loaf of bread, I would let him go. I'd say, "Come back tomorrow, bring your friends!" When I think of a duck's friends, I think of other ducks. But he could have, say, a beaver in tow.
I saw a human pyramid once. It was totally unnecessary.
Oh but, wasn't it oh so cool?
I was on top of a human pyramid before. It was rad.Quote:
Originally Posted by Raistlin
I used to do drugs.
I still do drugs, but I used to too.
Cool. I like UFOs they make me happy inside.
I opened up a container of yogurt, and under the lid it said "Please Try Again," because apparently they were having a contest I was unaware of. But I thought I might have opened the yogurt wrong. Or maybe Yoplait was trying to inspire me--"C'mon, Mitchell, don't give up. Please try again. A message of inspiration from your friends at Yoplait--Fruit on the bottom, hope on top."
I miss Mitch Hedberg :cry:
it said that you could buy it with 4 easy payments. I wanna see something that's paid for in three easy payments, and then one really smurfing complicated one! We're not gonna tell you which one it is, but the mail-man will be shot, the envelope will not be sealed, and the stamp will be in the wrong denomination! The last payment must be made in wampum! Good luck, smurfer!
Its like pancakes.. At first they're really good.. But by the last one, you're just sick of 'em!...
I really wanted a parrot, so I bought a tape recorder instead.
Sometimes I drink Jack Daniels until I cant see.
O_O
*walks away slowly from the crazy people*
I like vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at the store oftentimes I will drop it, so that it achieves its maximum flavor potential.
I was at a party and they had a contest going on...guess how many jelly beans and you win a prize. Aw, come on man. Let me just have some. We'll make a compromise, you guess how many jelly beans I want. If you said a handful you are right!
Mitch Hedberg is funny, quoting him is trite, therefore this post is the best.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mitch
I, being half-spanish, would normally take offense in that. However, I am not a grandmother, so it does not affect me. Go about your business, citezen.Quote:
Originally Posted by Upriser Spearmint!
Y'know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with'em later.