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Ok heres the proof of it!!
The BBC created them at the cost of time and money.
So Teletubies = time + money
But time is money so
teletubbies = money + money
money + money = (money)2 that means squared ok.
But money is the root of all evil.So that means
teletubbies = evil
I saw
Women=Time+Money
Time=Money so
Women=Money squared
Money is the root of all evil so
Women=Evil
Im not sexist or anything.
Well I am.
that would make female teletubbies the root of all evil.
was that purple one female, or was he just gay?
The Teletubbies are under the rule of an evil sun baby dictator.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/280000...un_baby150.jpg
GAH IM EVIL!!!! NOOOOO
i hate tettletubbies.
I will cram them into my toaster and set it on the highest setting. by-by tetteltubies!
I didnt say that. And female teletubbies are 2x where x=evil.
And purple people are not nessecarily gay.
Wouldn't a photo of a teletubby be enough proof that they were evil? I mean, just look at those things. They give me the fleeblie-treeblies.
it caries a handbag, calls itself tinkie winkie and has a triangle on its head.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lost Number
I suppose that makes him meterosexual.
A stitch in time also saves a bird in the bush
Actually the telle-tubbies are in rehab.
Proves life in the fast lane doesnt pay.
omg yes lol lets bash bushQuote:
Originally Posted by Old Manus
Your upsetting all the puffs that carry handbags now, because they try and defend it by calling it a manbag. And I don't care what anyone says about the metrosexuals or whatever their called, metrosexuals are just gays who are in denial.Quote:
Originally Posted by marc
ROFL!Let the thruth be told!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Rye
thats an awefully bad statement there....
any ways
3 + 3 =/= 3^2
its simple math, adding x to x does not make xsquared....
3 X 3 on the other hand....
and because the amount of money spent is a direct variation to the amount of time invested, then it would be correct to assume that
Time X Money = Teletubbies
Time = Money
-so-
Money X Money = Teletubbies
Money^2 = teletubbies
-but Evil = Money^2
so therefore
Evil = teletubbies.
futureemperor just killed the joke
FutureEmperor also killed the radio star.
Video was apparently innocent
No self-respecting queen would wear all purple and carry a red handbag. Jeez people, get a clue.
Video is just another one of FutureEmperor's pseudonyms.
fixed the teletubbie sun!
they're all evil, they're in cahoots with the muppets, the Sesame boys, Barney the Godfather and some other evil children's TV characters in a giant mafia bent on using little kids as money granters to turn them all into an army and take over the world!
I've been saying this for years but no one ever believed me!
IT'S ALL TRUE!
wow Bladen you managed to kill a joke thats already dead.
Those swines are the culprits who made illeagle Teletubbie custerd! I say off with there entena's!
has anyone ever tried tubbietoast?
You mean the pancakes with faces? The only Teletubbie I apriciate is Dipsy because he is green and has a hat!
Dipsys hat is physcadelic
It's like he skined a cow!
Money plus money isn't money squared, it's money times two. It'd have to be money times money to money squared. Unless money equals 1 or 2.Quote:
Originally Posted by Desert Wolf
EDIT: Dammit, Future Emporer beat me.
Haha. such is the power of FUTUREEMPEROR A.K.A. JOKE KILLER, many a joke has fallen to my blade, including this JOKE KILLER joke, so beware Muhahahaha.Quote:
Originally Posted by Old Manus
Beware my Zombie Emperor joke killing powers.
Meh he had it coming,Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
Edit:
Muhaha such is the power of the FutureEmperor, Today i will spare you from your fate... Now run and tell your friends that your life was spared from the awesome might of FutureEmperorQuote:
Originally Posted by Rengori
the evil of teletubbies is nothing compared to that of Boobah
You mean those little freaks!? PATHETIC!!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lost Number
But numbers don't lie so....:p
Ah, but i am Lost Number.
has anyone seen the h00bs, gave me smurfing nightmares
Nah, Boobah is the manifestation of when you do WAAAY to much pot.Quote:
Originally Posted by frunk
Think Teletubbies are evil, eh? You should see a Boobah.
"BOOOOOOBAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *Firt* Weeeeeeeeeeee!"
This is a recording of a Boobah beginning to fly. Yes, everyone. Boobah's fart to fly.
Teletubbies, on the other hand... well they aren't evil, per se, they just watch TV on eachothers tubbies, and then they just happened to stumble upon a movie about evil people. They then started to PRETEND to be evil. See? No evil here. Just regular childs play. n_n (Is murdered by a Teletubbie)
This is all very true but forget not that the bbc has created a genetically supeiror and scarier teletubby and they call it a boobah and a creature that acts,looks and purvays a almost unimaginable sense of fear, that no man can withstand those that have seen them and retained there sanity know of this new and great evil from the bbc yet another show that prove that childrens tv not money is the true root of all evil and money is only a smokescreen to hide this shocking conspiracy from us:confused:confused: :confused:
lol, how true...Quote:
Originally Posted by Rye
Yeah your equation works better than the other one seeing as Money + Money definitely isn't Money^2Quote:
Originally Posted by FutureEmperor