Just think up something funny.
Cloud: "Hey Tifa do you think I might have used to much gel in my hair?"
Tifa: "Nah. But hey are my boobs big in this top?"
Cloud and Barret: >.> <.< "Nah!!" *big grins on their faces*
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Just think up something funny.
Cloud: "Hey Tifa do you think I might have used to much gel in my hair?"
Tifa: "Nah. But hey are my boobs big in this top?"
Cloud and Barret: >.> <.< "Nah!!" *big grins on their faces*
Cloud " I love butterflies and kittens a mooglEs!!'
lol
Sephiroth: You know what I am tired of trying to destory the world. Mother just leave me alone I dont care anymore. *leaves Jehova at the bottom on north cave.*
*Cloud comes along and picks up Jehova*
Cloud: At last I can be a god and kill everyone. *evily laughs*
Cid: "This is my grandson, Mid."
Cid: "This is my wife, Edea."
Aeris-Thank you for reviving me
Cloud-Look, we've revived Aeris without the use of a gameshark
Cloud-I like swords
Tifa
"Ok. They're fake."
BARRET: i lost my hand fishing
Cloud: I Love You Tifa.
Yuffie: i like materia because marbles is AWESOME game!
Cloud: Vincent, i brought u on this trip because i thought u would help and because u look awesome in that red coat, but all i've seen u do is say rude things about everything. what's ur problem man?
Vincent: i'm gay.
Reno "RUDE I LOVE YOU!!"
Yuffie: All your materia are belong to me.
Vincent: Im happy and posotive!
Cloud: Tifa, we can't see each other. I'm in love with...Aeris' mom!
scarlet "tifa im sorry i slapped you!!"
Tifa "I'm sorry too. Lets be BEST freinds!!"
Aries "Tifa, how could you!!! i thought i was your BEST friend!!!"
Yuffie "Aries,, gimme all your materia and i'll be your best friend!!!"
Cloud: I'm pretty comfortable with myself just as I am.
Sephiroth: "Son of a submarine!!!"
Hojo: "You Spoony Bard!!!"
Sephiroth: excuse me, i see u just sitting here, and ummm...im here to kill u. is that ok?
Aeris:oh that's fine. i was going to kill myself in a bit, but it doesn't matter.
Sephiroth: thanks. now mom might respect me more.
Sephiroth: mom let me live my own life, stop bossing me around im a grown man now, i want to become a doctor....... yes mom im sorry i wont shout at you again.... yes i will destroy the world
cloud: "they should have bingo here at the golden saucer"
Aeris: I TOLED j00 I WUZ HARCOER!!!!!!!!!11
Vincent: If anyone calls me an emo one more time I swear to god I will kick your sorry ass back to midgar!!!
Yuffie:heeeeey Tifa.
Tifa: huh?
Yuffie: i have a nice spot on the montain i'd like to take you to.
*Yuffie caresses Tifa*
Tifa:ewww, Yuffie. I'm not a lesbian!
Yuffie:what about all those times you were hitting on me?
Tifa: I wasn't hitting on u, i was hitting on Cloud. He's sooooo hot!
Yuffie: Hmph. *thinks of killing Cloud*
Cloud: you know what, im tierd of having to fight Sephiroth, i quit, get someone else to cover for me like Squall or Tidus or something i cant take it anymore
Barret: u know what would be really nice... SOME BROWN SUGAR ON THIS DAMN GAME!
Cloud: oh Sephiroth i do like your sword where did you get it from.
Sephiroth: oh you do? thank you i got it from midgar it only cost me a few hundred thousand Gil, on sale, you know.
Cloud: i defently have to get me one of them.
Sephiroth: yes you defently should.
Cloud: oh *%^@ i forgot, shall we fight now
Sephiroth: oh my yes the fight i forgot all about it, yes let us fight now.
Sepiroth: hey cloud! I surender!!
Cloud; what the- Ok, i accept you surrender. but why??
Sepiroth; Because I.... Because I.....
Cloud; Hurry up!
Sepiroth: BECAUSE I LOVE.... CAIT SITH!
ok not that funny
Cait Sith: Why does no one respect me? I'm a cat on a frikkin MOOGLE damn it! Everyone loves cats and moogles, so why does everyone hate ME???
Tifa: Okay, the thing is...Moogles are cool, and so are cats...but when mixed together, it's just something you don't do...you know, it's like mixing sugar and salt, or Aeris and Cloud.
Aeris: *Thinking* Oh you little b...
mukki: BOOBS!!!!
cloud: dont you think sephy has a nice ass?
barrett: hell yeah! if he was walking dont a dark alley i wouldnt think twice about giving him some big barrett lovin!
cloud: i think im gonna go now...*walks out with bum towards the walls*
Sephiroth: Why wont my hair stay down, it just bounces back
Cloud: Vincent?
Vincent: What?
Cloud: I am gay!
BANG
Vincent: I'm gonna become a hippy!
Cid: I am a hippo, I mean hippy
Yuffie: Here Tifa, have some materia and go out with Cloud
Tifa: Go to hell, I know a bribe when I see it. And Cloud can go to hell too.
Tifa: I wish my boobs were smaller
Cait Sith: I'm a hermaphrodite!
Reno: Ooh, Rufus. You're so good in bed.
Aeris: I have the power!
Vincent: I can see my house from here!
When Tifa goes into Clouds mind...
Tifa: Oh no. I don't think we're in Kansas anymore...
seph: that mean old fire singed my eyebrows (sobs uncontrollably) mommy!!!!
yuffie; You know, i don't really like materia.
Cloud: I'm the most happy social chap there is out there! Hey Aeris and Tifa, walk wit me!
Barret: Please Mr Cid be nice to your wife. Also, would you be kind enough to put that 'Parental Advisory, Explicit Lyrics' sticker on my script?
cloud; I think I need a makeover.
Barret; Me, too.
Vincent; o.O
Sephy: Just tell me one thing cloud...
Cloud: Fine... *draws sword*
Sephy: Am... Am I beautiful
Cloud: ...
Tifa: *Big hopeful grin*
Berret: Hello, boys and girls. This is your old pal, Stinky Weaselteats.[*]
This is a song about a whale. No! This is a song about being happy!
That's right! It's the Happy Happy Joy Joy song!
Cloud, Yuffie, Cait Sith, Tifa, [chorus]
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy!
Cid: I don't think you're happy enough! That's right! I'll teach you to
be happy! I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs! Now, boys and
girls, let's try it again!
[chorus]
Hojo: If'n you aint the grandaddy of all liars! The little critters of
nature... They don't know that they're ugly! That's very funny, a
fly marrying a bumblebee! I told you I'd shoot! But you didn't
believe me! Why didn't you believe me?!
[chorus without last line]
Happy Happy Happy Happy
Happy Happy Happy Happy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy!
umm..... wtf!?!!!?Quote:
Originally Posted by corncracker
cloud; wow my hair looks like a chocobo!
that's the happy happy joy joy song from Ren & Stimpy! :lol:
*Flying on the Highwind*
*Note, edited so children 12 and above can view it ;) *
Cid:**** ***** ****!!! I am gettin ******* Airsick! What the ***** **** Hell!!!
Barret: dammit im out of ammo
Vincent: *singing* i have a love bunch of coconuts here they are standing in a row...
Cloud: um Vincent?
Vincent: WHAT!!!
Tifa: i think you had to much to drink
Vincent: i had nothing to drink i just feel sooo happy today.
Cid: Ha he's defintly gay.
Sephiroth: should i go blonde? i should go blonde shouldnt i? do you think this white hair says meglomaniac or old guy???
cloud: let me braid it for you, you'd look so cute with braids
sephiroth: like cool!!! we could totally have like a sleepover!!!!
tifa:
wtf do we all have hooves?
Barret: YOU SPOONY BARD!!
Tifa; Hey barret who ya callin a Spoony Bard?