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I want to discuss hats. I really don't think I look good in a hat, but I'm wearing one right now anyways. I think it's because my head is too ovally in the wrong direction. Why aren't you wearing hats?
'cause I have poofy Gilda Radner hair. And I'm at work. Plus I look dumb in a hat.
I wish I could wear hats, but I just look silly with them on. I really want to wear caps on my bad hair-days and such, plus there are many cool caps out there. I guess it is my head that is too big :)
Nobody wears hats in my school, I don't want to be the first.
Im not a hat person anyways. Ive been told I really suit them, but eh
Man, I loved that South Park episode where they're trying to stop Steven Spielberg and George Lucas from re-releasing an edited version of Raiders of the Lost Ark.
"GIVE THAT MAN A BABY!"
I don't wear hats too often. I don't like wearing them much, although I am often told that I suit hats. I have that picture of me when I'm wearing that pink hat. But really, that pink hat rocks. :cool:
I always thought that Gandalf the Grey should be more powerful than Gandalf the White.
I always thought Gandalf the Grey should take a bath and have his robes dry-cleaned.
Sadly, I do not own a hat. =/
I have many hats but you must journey to Mt Etna, take a wizz in the crater and moonwalk down then bring me back 7 magic beans then shall you see my sacred hats!
Moonwalk > Macarena
I got a new hat today, take a look:
http://www.tropicalisland.de/india/d...03008x2000.jpg
If you were to drink his bathwater, would you gain magical powers, or would you need a little something extra on top?Quote:
Originally Posted by Lindy
It's not a drink if it doesn't have a little pink umbrella, you of all people should know that.
Gandalf fashions little pink umbrellas from the still-warm flesh of his hobbit victims.
"It was self-defense!"Quote:
Originally Posted by Lindy
She tells me she doesn't like hats. Baseball caps, at least. So I burned 'em all. I'm a bit of a pyro, you see.
I always wondered, if you skinned hobbit feet, could you wear them as shoes?Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
Whatever happened to Pyro? I haven't seen him in any games lately. Not that I've been looking. :shifty:
I think that they'd be too small.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lindy
I don't own any hats or ever wear them.
However, I do like beanies with faces on them. Like kitty heads and stuff. Still, I don't wear them.
Aren't we all? =3Quote:
Originally Posted by Hsu!?
Nature's answer to the mechanical bull:
http://www.cogsci.indiana.edu/farg/h...o/zoo/bull.jpg
What if we started farming hobbits? With large numbers of them, we'd have a lot of feet to skin, then we could fashion shoes from what we harvest.Quote:
Originally Posted by Flying Mullet
It'll be a new trend.
Or should we mate the larger hobbits in hopes of getting even larger hobbits?
I'd like to nominate the first hobbit couple to be 'mated', if I may.Quote:
Originally Posted by Flying Mullet
Gary Coleman and Eyes on Final Fantasy's very own Jojo.
1) Take a Hobbit and an Ogre
2) ????
3) PROFIT!
Hmm, kind of like an elephant and a pig!
You can't mate an Elephant and a pig, watch South park dammit!
Gandalf the Grey was the better dancer.
Or a Chihuahua and a Great Dane.Quote:
Originally Posted by Flying Mullet
[q=Lindy]2) ????[/q]I believe step 2 would be to have them perform in a circus.
[q=Xaven]Aren't we all? =3[/q][q=themagicroundabout]Nature's answer to the mechanical bull:[/q]What a clutch response! Natural bulls do tend to have longer lifespans than mechanical bulls, mostly because they don't have people messing with their parts, or if they do, they maul them like this:
Snipped. YOU MESS WITH THE BULL AND YOU GET THE HORNS - HSUNAMI
I'd wear a hat, but I'm having a good hair day for once. xD
oh yeah the thread's about hats, ok, err, I have a hat, it's called Billy.
My hair has been doing this flippy thing just right lately. Like, the bangs come down and whoosh curl over, and they lay down just right. I dig it. I should blog about it, but meh.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rye
I wonder how fish wear hats
Man, I have such a good laugh just pressing the random journal button on LiveJournal, then I almost die from an overload of emo ;(Quote:
Originally Posted by Hsu
Neel got the horns! Neel got the horns!
It almost sounds like I'm quoting that YTMND song, but really I wasn't. It is doing this flippy thing just right. Maybe I'm just excited about it because generally my hair looks like complete rubbish but right now it's looking coo'.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lindy
You're gonna go out on the town and show it off to all the little chickadees?
Hsu totally stole my brand new look! *slaps*
:barf:
:(
I think you two should get it together, then we'll have an insane tidal wave moderating the forums as your love child.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
I got horned in your game update too. :\ Why can't I abuse the Ninja's obscene agility to level it up to 25 on the first fight anymore? ;_;Quote:
Originally Posted by Flying Mullet
edit: PSYCHOTIC HSUNAMI I GET IT i laughed aloud with mirth and merriment
Neel fails.
There's no challenge if people exploit it. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Neel With A Hat
Even though my offspring would be a filthy mod, at least I could sleep at night, safe in the knowledge that he or she would have truly smashing hair.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lindy
Leave Yams out of this!
You know, I've really never understood the origins of the whole Greek plate smashing thing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
I think it's illegal now anyway, such a shame, the senseless violence towards crockery was beautiful.
Mountains are nice. [/chrono trigger]
DUDE STOP GOING OFF TOPIC.
Yeah Aaron, we're trying to have a respectable conversation about, y'know, stuff here without you coming along and messing everything up.
SOTP BENIG ON-TPOIC IN TEH TANGEANT THREATH :mad2:
I hardly have any hair, I hate it this way, I demand my hair is left uncut from now till June.
That's it Aary, I'm calling the Grammar Police on you.
Though the SA of the Grammar Nazis may get to you first.
Wouldn't it be the Grammar Gestapo?
That's just the EoFF division of a greater organisation.
lern2internethistory
I'm worried that I may be too late in arriving to the thread, and that all the good jokes will already have been taken.
I'll smile and nod, and pretend I have a clue what's going on here.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lindy
That and a large quantity are reserved for more important people.Quote:
Originally Posted by Black Mage 121
LOLBURN
Where exactly do you buy oven gloves, anyway?Quote:
Originally Posted by Lindy
Where exactly do you buy GLOVES?
Jesus, I'm trying to get a pair but I have no idea where to go.
Do I go to a clothes shop or what?
In the absense of the banned CrashNUMBERS:
Well AARON!! XD
Try Debenham's.
Heck, I'd have thought someone like you would never leave Debenham's. Is it Debenham's or Debenhams? Lindy, educate me.
http://www.debenhams.com/
I go there for the restaurant, damn tasty steak pie.
I shop at Next and Topman mostly because, well, I AM a Top Man.
Crash was banned? Anyone care to say why so I can giggle like a little girl? It was porn wasn't it, he posted porn by accident, didn't he?
You see, these are exactly the sort of questions that God should be answering. "What's the point of stinging nettles?" also springs to mind.
To punish boisterous children who enjoy nature.
Crash wasn't ready for the big wide world of the internet yet, that's why he was banned.
This is what Hsu told me, anyway. Right before he took off his pants and made sweet love to me.
I'd buy that for a dollar!
I bid a dollar fifty-nine.
Goddamn game of one-upmanship, that's what this is.
...Dollar sixty.
Money can't buy me love.
But it can buy you a better RealDoll.
Sicko.
There's a new one out? :hyper:
A thousand pesos!
I bet that is a brown man lie.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kyono
Why would anyone want a RealDoll. It'd be like humping a giant action man with boobs.
Edit: stfu noob
...Dan has turned Hsu BROWN!Quote:
Originally Posted by Rye
From the fact of what you're comparing it to, I can only imagine you've tried to add boobs to a giant action man and made love to it.
Pfft, he was always Brown on the inside. He just wanted to hide it, but the call of the Brown was too much and too strong for him, and he couldn't rid himself of his desire to become a doctor and work for the NHS.
My RealDoll is called Lindsey and she spits acid at me. I based her on my favourite person. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Lindy
I'm honoured, but in reality, I exhale alkali.
I cannot either confirm nor deny any of the standing accusations against me.
But man, could I go for some curry.
I couldn't help it, man. It's not MY fault they ran out of ideas and resorted to making all sorts of Crazy Action men to keep the thing selling. Transvestite Action Man came with its own dress and handbag gun. I COULDN'T RESIST
Man, we're screwed now, it's gonna spread like a virus until this place becomes Eyes on Bombay Mix.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hsu
Ghandi only managed his success because of his NHS glasses.
Nah, hobbits had big feets. So I'd go out on a limb and say that many women and some men would be able to wear hobbit foot-skin as shoes. Or at the very least, slippers.Quote:
Originally Posted by Flying Mullet
And I think you have your answer, Neel. Don't encourage spam. ;)
This thread was meant to be an exercise in quality spam. And it served its purpose. When you wonder why a spammer was or was not banned, use this thread as a guide. Thank you.