La dee frickin' da!

Guten tag, mein freuleins.


Okay, that's about all the German I know :sweatdrop (damn my decades of enrichment in the Spanish language). Anyway, a certain ultra cool (not to mention ultra sexy :love: ) oldbie told me about this place, specifically telling me that it needed to have its overall intelligence brought up by a few points (but even a genius like me can only bring this place's cumulative IQ up from a 3 to a 7, Kyono deary :( ). But that is neither here nor there.

Anyway, I hope to thoroughly enjoy my stay here, but don't try to get me on AIM unless you want to die a horrible virus-induced death.

:luigi: That's it, my pretties. Jump OVER the hideous AIM account.

JJ :love: I...so happy.

BUT WHY DID YOU DISAPPEAR OFF AIM? ;_;

Anyway, stick around, dude. <3

Hello.

Stay active, post lots, and don't be a spam-lord!

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You know, there's a ton of members here not from the US. (BoB, statistic please?)

My compy started sending off big meanie viruses. I didn't want to leave you, love, but I had to do it for your own safety. :whimper:

Well damn your compy, damn it to hell. I miss you already. ;_;

Anyone who gets their computer infected with a virus is definitely not going to raise IQ average around here. ^^

Hi, will you wipe my butt for me?

welcome?

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Anyone who gets their computer infected with a virus is definitely not going to raise IQ average around here. ^^

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SILENCE HEATHEN, JJ IS GOD. :mad2:

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They will if it was their MOTHER who did it, you big beautiful lala-kikimm, you!

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Hi, will you wipe my butt for me?

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You're a big boy now. We've already been through this. The paper goes in the POTTY after you use it.

Oh, really? I had no idea :( *feels so ashamed*

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Oh, really? I had no idea :( *feels so ashamed*

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It's alright, sweety pie. You can't help it if I smoked weed while you were in the womb. Those nasty spills I took sky diving might not have helped much either.

Liek hello, friend of Danny.

Aww, you never told me about the sky diving! No wonder my heads so flat! :mad2:

Well, I suppose this thread should be spammed soon. Call in the Brigade.

Hallo mein neu freundin. Bist du Deutch kenne nicht? Das ist nicht sehr gut. Es tut mir leid. Ich kenne nicht Deutch auch nicht.

Welcome. :D

I WAS PROMISED FREE SANDWICHES. AND BEER. I SEE NEITHER.

I drank your beer, sorry.

I've heard that raistlin is quite attractive without his shirt but that doesn't mean I'm gay :Oo:

Ah good, my IQ raising exploits won't go totally to waste. Hopefully this'll bring up the average.

Seen as you only know a little bit of German, I shall teach you with my Ultimortal wisdom:D

Ihr Diaper hallo, noobler, bonjour. Eoff ist ein wonderfulflugzeug, und Sie finden Fliegenkühlraum-Hundekatze. Ich weiß, daß der mein Deutsche erstaunlich ist, und wenn Sie nicht ja P.M. ich versuchen, Sie sehen, wie äußerst Kühlraumhund es ist.

Jejunum is one of my favourite words, Jake. I embrace you as one of my own. (One of my own what has yet to be decided)

What is it about "that's about all the German I know :sweatdrop" that these people don't get?

I speak SPANISH, not German! Si quieres hablar conmigo en un idioma extranjero, hazlo en español. No entiendo el alemán, entonces no puedo comunicar contigo así. ¿Me comprendes? Vale.

Kyono once tried to convince me that he was Levian. And I was all YOU'RE NOT LEVIE! And he was all, DARN I CAN'T FOOL YOU! And then we didn't talk again after that.

Hello Kyono's friend.

'Sup :greenie:

Hi, can I lick your cheek?

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:sweatdrop ooookay

Spanish is just an inferior form of Latin.

Verita? Latinus melior quam Spanish est. *nods*

My favourite word is 'glockenspiel'.

When my brother was a kid, he stole something from a shop, an pretended a freind had given it to him. When we asked him where this freind lived, he said "glokenspiel".

I like this one. A lot. =) Welcome.

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Spanish is just an inferior form of Latin.

Verita? Latinus melior quam Spanish est. *nods*

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I want to learn Latin. That would be cool. 40% of the English language is Latin based, the rest is German/Anglo-Saxon based, which is why I'm learning German. German rocks! :cool:

A friend of Dan's isn't a friend of mine.

Shouldn't the title of the thread be 'Lar dee frickin' dar'?

or how about Lar die ficken da? that is definitely incorrect german.

Aber, Ich liebe zu "Fraulein" sagen. Es ist lustiger. (ich denke dass lustig = funny, aber ich vergesse!)

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Hell yes.
In dentibus anticis frustrum magnum spiniciae habes...:D

Oh, Greetings and Salutations, Jake...:)

Kyono, I'm starting to wonder about your mental clarity when you recommended me this site. :sweatdrop

In unrelated news, I have pudding.

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What flavor?

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Kyono, I'm starting to wonder about your mental clarity when you recommended me this site. :sweatdrop

In unrelated news, I have pudding.

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And you're not sharing!:eek:

Punk!:mad2:

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I like this one. A lot. =) Welcome.

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:kaoclove:

My love for you is like an endless river of loving love, love.