hi im new
i cum frm england and am 14 almost 15!!!
i hang wif my gf all the time she is a year older
i hope u all like me :)
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hi im new
i cum frm england and am 14 almost 15!!!
i hang wif my gf all the time she is a year older
i hope u all like me :)
Welcome to EoFF. :D
Good english.
Howdy, friend! i cum frm england too!
Dude, please, not on the Persian carpet. There's the Feedback Forum if you want to spew anything out.Quote:
i cum
That's why *insert random higher being* invented tissues, Dirty McPerv! :pQuote:
Originally Posted by War Angel
Hi, welcome to EOFF.
Welcome to eoff!!! ^__^ I hope you like it bunchesness here.
Remember to clean up afterwards.
Agreed, men and women died in the wars so the future British generations could have the English language instead of speaking German and this is what they died for ...Quote:
Originally Posted by Sergeant Hartman
Doesnt half make you sick.
Francis Begbie?Quote:
Originally Posted by Rye
Yes, we crave to know that infomation.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cloud4ever
Yo
Yes, infact! Francis Begbie became a 4th Density Being just so you all can have tissues for that business. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
winnerQuote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
EDIT: hello
I never hung out with them after they changes their names to GF, but back when they were Espers we partied in my friends shed all the time.
Welcome!
hi new new, welcome :choc2:
i luv you too babe! ^__^ hi everyone! dave told me about this place becuz we luv to ff7 together, cloud and tifa forever :love: i'm tifa but i acidentally typo'd my name LOL!! can someone tell me how to change my name? :( i love u cloud baby :)
thts my gf :D
she is sexy
hi sweetie!
LOL you're sexy too luv :love: sexier than me!! come over today ok? i miss you!!
i miss u 2
lol look i have a pic nxt 2 my name :D
Well you should ask an Admin to change it for you!Quote:
Originally Posted by tifa4eve
Oh yeah and welcome cloud4ever!:)
Look out, Nick and Ashley Schovitz! There's a new cool couple in town!
who?
lol psychotic, r u weird?
Whoa, steady on, champ! You're taken, remember?
Your what, 14, almost 15 and shes 16 and your going on about loving each other. You youngens dont know what love is yet. Love to you teenagers is just good old fashion sex, the state your hormones must be in.
wot?Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
:eek:
thanks!! ^__^ who is a admin here??:tehidari: omg cute smileys LOL :temigi:
we dont have sex yet!!:eep:
I'm not that kind of boy!Quote:
Originally Posted by Cloud4ever
:eek:
we r chritians and are to young 2 have sex
lo sweetie those r funny :choc2: :choc2: lol
psychotic u r so weird
can i b ur friend?
That a miracle for us Brits then isnt it? Usually kids have had sex before they reach 14. Not me though, I waited for a decent age.Quote:
Originally Posted by tifa4eve
So am I, but Im not married and not a virign. So me bad.Quote:
we r chritians
we are waiting for the right time :love: were getting married when we turn 18, i luv you honey. :kaolove: psychotic go away he is mine!:eep:
Better yet, let's be a daring duo, in the frontlines of the war on crime.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cloud4ever
Just imagine it. A business woman is being robbed of her purse by masked thugs. She cries out "If only Cloud4ever and Psychotic were here!" when all of a sudden, we come crashing through a window and drop kick all the thugs. "Thank you, Cloud4ever and Psychotic!" she says, giving us each a kiss. "I am eternally grateful."
With your mad kung-fu skillz, and my backsass and snappy one-liners, we will bring the criminal underworld to its knees! What say you to that?
But what about stiny? :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
:eep:
i think ill stay with my emily :love:
How long have you 2 been dating?! Me and my boyfriend both turn 21 this year, been together for 3 years and marriage isnt on the cards!Quote:
Originally Posted by tifa4eve
WTF... psychotic... BUG OFF.:yuck:
we're gonna get married too :love:
i cant wait till were both 18
Stiny can still provide me with Danishes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rye
And very well, Cloud4ever. But just remember, if ever you're in trouble, if ever you're in danger, and if ever you're in Peru, Psychotic is the man with the master plan! (Are you the man now?)
(if we had a ninja smiley, it'd go right here)
*BUGS OFF in disgrace* :(
so psychotic u live in peru?
we've bin together 4 7 months and 12 days
we believe in true love
Maybe Cloud4ever is just a lonewolf cop... that doesn't play by the rules. He works ALONE.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
And if those pen-pushers down at City Hall don't like it, then they can take an early lunch...consisting of a LEAD SALAD!Quote:
Originally Posted by Rye
I live wherever there are wrongs to be righted, Cloud4ever.
The boys a loose cannon!Quote:
Originally Posted by Rye
grr..:yuck:
even though we're young we believe we are in true love :love: :kaoluve:
Yeah, well we'll see. Your both still very, very young for this true love lark. Once you get to college or work and BAM! Hot guy, attractive girl ... it happens.
hugs emily
dont you let these ppl worry you sweetie
i am not a piliceman lol im only 14
You cant protect her 24/7 :D Somewhere, sometime ... you'll arrive too late ...Quote:
Originally Posted by Cloud4ever
LIVE THE DREAM, CLOUD, LIVE THE DREAM!Quote:
Originally Posted by Cloud4ever
Look at me! I'm living proof about what happens when you just believe in yourself!
r u tellin me i cant look after my gf?????!!!!!!!
:mad2:
i know how to look after her, i love her. she is my love
Nah, Cloud loved Aeris. SHOCK HORROR! He loves someone else! Oh noes :DQuote:
Originally Posted by tifa4eve
Hey, you said it, no one else did. I just said one time you may arrive too late, I never said you couldnt look after her.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cloud4ever
sapphirestar youre so pessimistic!! true love happens!
and cloud didn't luv aeris she just wanted to flirt with him :mad: cloud n tifa were childhood friends and knew about each other forever and aeris just liked cloud cuz she liked zack :eep: clioud n tifa are true loves.
Yeah, he believed he would make a friend, and then you came along, cloud4ever, extended the hand of friendship, and now...Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d8...ca/friends.jpg
Brings tears to my eyes. :love:
yeah. we're proof true love is real!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by tifa4eve
and Rye what is that :eep:
Yeah I know it does. Im living it now.Quote:
Originally Posted by tifa4eve
Nah, you know the truth!Quote:
Originally Posted by tifa4eve
Ive got guy childhood friends and we arent in love. Just cause youve known someone you whole life doesnt mean you are madly in love with them.Quote:
Originally Posted by tifa4eve
So were Romeo & Juliet and look what happened there. Gotta love Shakespeare.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cloud4ever
He's my boyfriend. :heart: We've been dating for a year now. THAT'S 7 YEARS IN DOG TIME, YOU KNOW. :love: We're going to the chapel and we're, gonna get a-ma-a-arried~Quote:
Originally Posted by Cloud4ever
but tifa n cloud luv each other cuz they even did things like maybe sleep together under the airship it's soooo obvious :love: :kaolove2:
and rye cloud is not his friend :eep:
My little Ryechu is all growed up. Soon you'll be a-flyin' the nest and a-killin' worms all on your own. :cry:Quote:
Originally Posted by Rye
i gtg now supper soon :)
Its a cool website. Whats your fav. game? And please dont say CUM...
ew...
Touchy!Quote:
Originally Posted by tifa4eve
Is it obivious? See, hormones! Sex on the brain! Sex isnt everything.Quote:
Originally Posted by tifa4eve
Don't worry. ;____; I'll always be the little girl dreaming to find a man worth giving the flower of my love to. He'll treat me well, I promise. We have DREAMS! :love: Dreams of children and porcupines, I hear their little pitter patter already.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
Hi, Cloud4ever and Tifa4Ever! My name is Cum4Ever! Nice tocum onmeet you! :)
I will now officially post this one 3th and final time:
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3 funny facts of the day:
My violent Beaver named "Bread" kills black people while shouting "ING!" over and over again.
http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/9015/dfhfhfh7qr.png
Siegfried in FFVI can be Imp'ed!!!
http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/8882/siegfried3jv.png
Dinosaurs are witty creatures.
http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/681...ilshallbep.png
The truth was spoken today.Quote:
Originally Posted by ~SapphireStar~
Good luck with that youll make it one more week until you have sex. So remember what have we learned.Quote:
we are waiting for the right time were getting married when we turn 18, i luv you honey. psychotic go away he is mine!
CONDOM
>>> lol.
All of the spamming in this thread stops NOW.
Ultima Shadow, please don't post that in any more newbie threads. I'm really amazed, well maybe not, at how welcoming all of your have been so far. It really gives a great impression of EoFF. [/sarcasm]
Cloud4ever and tifa4eve, welcome to EoFF. Please ignore most of the posts in this thread and stick around for a bit.
this is by far the most amusing thread i have ever seen at eoff;]
Well then.