Zombies!!!

I ain't kidding:

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Originally Posted by BBC News

Cambodian Troops Quarantine Quan'sul

There has been a small outbreak of “zombism” in a small town near the border of Laos in North-Eastern Cambodia.

The culprit was discovered to be mosquitoes native to that region carrying a new strain of Malaria which thus far has a 100 percent mortality rate and kills victims in fewer than 2 days.

After death, this parasite is able to restart the heart of its victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believed to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.”

Cambodian officials say that the outbreak has been contained and the public has no need to worry.

General Ary Serey had this to say, "We have obtained samples of this new parasite and plan to learn how it starts the heart and other major organs of the deceased. We intend to use this to increase the quality of life for all."

US Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice opposed the plan saying that the Cambodian government holds a great biological weapon and should destroy it immediately. Cambodian officials have yet to comment.

A United Nations team will be dispatched to Cambodia to confirm the safety of biological research in Cambodia.

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Linky.

So yeah, turns out zombies are real. Are you freaked out yet?

(SPOILER)PS I'm kidding, please play along

As I have stated many, many times on EoFF (I think, like, two!) it is one of life's ambitions to make out with a zombie.

Freaked out? No. Lustful? Heck yes. :love:

Whoa, that is so cool! xD

Was'nt that story a joke?
Look at the date of the report.:)

As long as we have women in skimpy clothing armed with handguns we will be safe

Kick ass... Can we train one to walk and say "STARS...MMuuuaaahhhh!!!!"

Im petrifyed of Zombies :(

Don't do that to me! I was so scared I pee'd a little!

Zombies. I know they exist. I have battled them, fought them many times. Take pump action shotgun, undead freaks! Mwahahaha.

Those Cambodians had damn well better share the samples with the rest of us. A viral agent that can restart the heart? The medical applications could be amazing, and I rather doubt the quality of the facilities in a country that still has Malaria outbreaks.

Also, if the samples are destroyed, then I shall forever hold a vendetta against all parties responsible.

lol i agree. but what if they do use it as a weapon and try to invade us O.O omigawd!!!!!!!!!!!!

it's always the Cambodians aint it? lucky gits, they always get the cool transformations. What next Super Saiyan Nigerians?

I laughed at that report and was gutted when it turned out.

Thats kinda lame. :p haha.

:whimper: i wanna be like alice

I love zombies.
"I opened the door and they were on the other side"-Leon reacounts the Raccon city incident

ZOMBIES DON'T EXIST!

*moves to Cambodia*

Awwww, I was looking forward to brawling with zombies -_-

it's the CIA,dudes...

y'know,they release an extraterrestrial parasite in cambodia,and then they cover up for it...

...much like the x-files movie.lol!!!^_^

Hot.

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

As I have stated many, many times on EoFF (I think, like, two!) it is one of life's ambitions to make out with a zombie.

Freaked out? No. Lustful? Heck yes. :love:

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Pucker up Baby.

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[they were for some Halloween posters for a trip to NYC]


More on topic, I've seen that article before.
In current news an underground, scandalous sex tape featuring Big Foot and Paris Hilton can now be found at your local Chinese Black Market.

Seems to me that's last year's april fool's joke.

OMG THIS IS GONNA E SO AWESOME!!! ~takes out a skimpy outfit, a hangun, and a plane ticket to cambodia~ It'll be like that video game!!!!
except, well..... not a video game!

I hate zombies D:, they are undead, I shall exorcise zombies with Rosary, Holy Water and Garlic.

this happened before
it was on cbc radio and everything
a few months ago yeah

"I opened the door and they were on the other side"-Leon recalls Raccoon City Incident

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Originally Posted by Old Manus

As long as we have women in skimpy clothing armed with handguns we will be safe

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starting now,you are my best friend

old manus that is an awsome saying

Zombies ARE real! Every morning when I wake up and stare into the mirror I see a zombie. Depending on what I drank the night before there is sometimes multiple zombies!

dude in a mirror you are insane but maybe I would belive if you spoted them in a graveyard or somthing

OMFG! Maybe, I can have my own shuan of the dead!

*moves to Cambodia and puts on mosquitto attracter*

Yay zombies!! *dances*

zombies rulers of the night who also walk during the lights of day so dead like

Thank God i'm a desendent of the Belmont clan. Just need to find my Sub-Weapons and my dads old Vampire Killer whip.

zombies are the best YAY