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One day rikku had found a pendant inside the celsius' cabin.
She thought it was the most beautiful thing she saw and wore it to impress Gippal.
But... then when she went near Gippal... it started to float and cam e off her neck.
Then...
U CONTINUE THE STORY!
Gippal decided to grab the pendant and eat it. Rikku laughed at Gippal for reason unknown until Gippal turned into a ferocious lethal looking squirrel that sprout flowers behind his back.
I notice that all you do is joke around in this forum.Quote:
Originally Posted by Christmas
O RLY?
It is a tradition.
EDIT: Never forget this.
Christmas wins.
Just keep this on topic please.
This is more like a game then a serious discussion hahaha..
The pendant began to show an image..it showed an image of Rikkus thoughts, of what she wanted for the future - it shower her and Gippal getting married, and having a family! And much to her embarassment, Rikku noticed Gippal watching, astounded, a bit gobsmacked!
Rikku quickly took the pendant and ran away, blushing bright red. Did this pendant have any other magical properties?
(continue..nicely..hahaha..)
she looked at it and wondered where yuna was. it showed yunas future. she then realised that it showed the future of whoever the wearer was thinking about. in yunas future rikku saw...
...lots of fighting and a conflict so big that will bring Yuna to so much tears and sadness (hehe):choc2:
Rikku thought aboutthe final fantasy franchise and saw that it was going downhill fast.Brother and saw visions of hot incestuous sex between yuna and brother. Heartbroken and disgusted at yuna's betrayal, Rikku ran up to yuna and smacked her across the head with the pendant. Yuna died and rikku, feeling remorse, dived off the edge of the ship. Paine decided to jump after her to certain doom. On the way...
Paine saw a flower that is meant to revive Rikku and Yuna, Paine landed on a conviniently placed cloud.
she ressurected Yuna and Rikku, thus, continueing the ever so Cliche story.
The YRP decided to go take a walk at Besaid Beach and found Tidus talking to himself there.
They asked him why and he jumped into the water and disappeared. Yuna followed him while the others went to the village to look for food.
Tidus was following a hot looking mermaid and Yuna got angry. She cast a petrify spell on Tidus and he sunk like a.. oh wait, he was a rock!
Yuna dragged the Tidus rock back on shore just in time for Rikku and Paine to return with all the fixin's for a beach barbeque.
Rikku said "thats a cool statue of Tidus, did you make it yoursel?"
Yuna looked around, wondering who the hell yoursel was
And there stood yoursel, a dozen yards off. His dirty blonde hair was blowing in the wind, the sun kissing his bronzed skin, which only accentuated his neon pink banana hammock.
And Yuna spotted Yoursel, and said "you look like Tidus." Then she went over to Yoursel and ate him. "You taste like Tidus too!"
Yoursel decided to wait and be digested and was never heard from again.
Yuna got dressed and began walking the streets at 4 am...
And Yoursel gave Yuna major gas and Yuna couldn't stop dropping ass for the rest of the day.
Rikku said "Yuna stop dropping ass!" And Yuna got mad and ate Rikku. She then ate Paine, and everyone in the world. But then...
Yuna had sexual intercourse with a cactuar, called Mr. Needles, thus rendering 50% of fanfiction obsolete. Then she gave birth to a half-cactuar, quarter-human, quarter-Al Bhed. His name was Andrew. Andrew was very rebellious, in fact he hated Yuna and Mr. Needles, and would often inform them of this before running upstairs to his room and slamming the door. BUT SUDDENLY...
Mr. Needles lost all of his needles, which was very tramatic for Yuna, because now she was with Mr. Needles, but he had no needles.
Needless (hoho!) to say, Mr. Needles was no longer able to be the Archduke of the Cactuars, and was forced to retire to a luxury villa in Kilika, paid for with Cactuar state taxes, of course.
Andrew decided to follow in his father's footsteps, and ran for Archduke of the Cactuars, but his electoral opponent, Barry von Evilstein, used a dirty campaign, linking Andrew with several cocaine and hooker scandals. Andrew eventually lost the election, and was crestfallen. He decided to call his mother, who had recently vomitted out Rikku and Paine from when she had ate them, and she showed up with YRP, and they decided to assassinate Barry von Evilstein, the new Archduke of the Cactuars...
But they didn't know that Barry von Evilstein was actualy Yousel, whom Yuna had vommited out as well during one of her drinking binges where she can't remember anything.
Yuna was forced to fight against her lost love, Yoursel, in an epic duel to decide the fate of the cactuar people. Not that they were people, but Yuna assured them that if she won, she would campaign for them to have the right to call themselves people.
Yoursel taunted Yuna, calling her a fishmonger's daughter, and a sugar skater, but Yuna did not take the bait. Instead, she...
.. ate an Ochu and threw it up accidnetly on Yoursel. Then...
The ochu proceded to take a giant dump on yuna. paine says 'your looks haven't changed much then' so Yuna stabs her in the heart with the DAGER OF JUSTISE and Paine dies
Rikku then makes out with Yuna while brother films on his video phone. After he finishes filming, he goes below deck for some action when
he notices that LeBlanc and Paine were wrestling each other naked on his bed and filmed some more
yes, you heard me right, LeBlanc was wrestling a corpse.
Brother then proposes to LeBlanc, and they get married the next half hour, but OH NO! guess what happens next.
Everyone gets incernated in a burst of decimating and apocalyptic hell fire and X-3 ends.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tsukasa
All life in Spira ends, and the lesson learned is dont let the fate of your very existence in the hands of three sexually enticing women, thank you and goodnight.
hey I bet you are all boys (figures)
can we continue to the un sexual way.
I have no problems with the jokes by the way!
The corpse gets up and LEblanc confesses she is already married to a zombie
Then Leon Kennedy bust in and kills the Zombie followed by Dante from DMC who accuses Yuna of ripping off the double gun thing...
This still end up like how I started anyway.
Yuna then grabbed a chair and beat Dante to death with it. She then impales Leon on it. Rikku came in and then...Quote:
Originally Posted by Flake
Stripped for Leon
please don't disgrace the male society:choc2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Crossblades
Leon then stood up, with the chair stil stuck in his chest, and tried to kiss Rikku. But he accidently decapitated her with the chair, and Yuna got very angry because she was in love with Rikku.Quote:
Originally Posted by Crossblades
Crossblades was talking about stripping wallpaper from the walls, and I can't see how anyone on earth could find that disgraceful!Quote:
Originally Posted by DeathKnight
Anyway, Yuna tried to glue Rikku's head back on using a special glue that Wakka had made out of the crushed skulls of a thousand Ronsos (Yeah, Wakka went on a genocidal rampage, it's a funny story really...) and Rikku came to life once more, only this time she had the sexy, silky and sultry voice of Seymour.
Rikku began talking with her newer girlier voice,and Wakka walked in with 4 ronsos carrying him on a throne.
Suddenly Yuna realized one of the ronso had a copy of ffx-3 and...
:p
...promptly shot him in the head
Hell then opened and
:p
Auron walked out of the pits of hell.
"I can't believe I was sent to THAT place" said Auron..."Im a good person...right?"
Before anybody could anwser Auron stabbed Rikku and laughed and walked off,but then..
PiP was unbanned.
Then yuna died.
And fanboys/girls everywere made petitions to send to square on a remade x-3 which included a way to revive Aeris-I mean Yuna.
Then some one used full life and everyone relives.!
But since everyone was a zombie full-life killed them!
*Credits roll*
The End.
or so they thought, there was a bonus scene after the credits, in fact, it said to insert disk 2.
then Boom...
Boom....Auron kneeled over in his grave when he heard about X2.
Then square was burning X3 petition letters when suddenly...
Their accountant came in and said:
"The bank account is empty. You have to do another sequel."
"Nooooo!" cried Nojima
"Yes!" said the accountant who was cheating on the books, Enron style
"We will do FFVII clones instead" said Nozue
And Advent Children was born...
I believe that the topic creator originally wished to have a serious storyline in the works; that being said, I do think that a few of the posts in the topic are a little too out of hand to allow the thread to continue any further.