What would you do with 50 chicken nuggets?

The other day I was listening to the radio on the way to my pedicure and I heard an ad for McDonalds. Apparently this weekend they are having a big special on chicken nuggets: $7.99 for 50 of them. I'm thinking "Good god, who can eat 50 of those things at one sitting? You can't eat them cold because everyone knows that McDonalds tastes like ass when it's cold and you can't reheat them either because they don't reheat right and again they taste like ass. What would I do with 50 Chicken McNuggets?" And then it hit me, it could be a question that you get on an interview, kind of like "What would you do with 100,000 ping-pong balls?"

So, what would you do with 50 Chicken McNuggets (besides eat them in some manner)?

Blow them up in the microwave.

Burn them all.

eat them

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Tifa's Real Lover(really

eat them

---

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Flying Mullet

(besides eat them in some manner)

---

Build my own Chicken McNugget fort, then realize there isn't enough McNuggets to make a fort for fat ol' me because I spent all my time eating Chicken Mcnuggets rather than excercising.

Nuggets aren't bad cold. and if I had 50 nuggest I would be getting very high :D

Oh chicken ones! ha! eat yums !

Put them in the l33t EoFF webgame (hint)

Only request 4 nuggests and then shove 46 of them up the drive thru window guy's ass.
(SPOILER)PS tenacious d rocks

Make a giant internet emoticon type of thing out of them because I'm not into chicken nuggets and take a photo. Then probably give them out to random give them to my friends and family.

This reminds me of the movie Cool Hand Luke, where Luke makes a bet he could eat 50 boiled eggs.

I used to think I could egg 50 chicken tenders (not mcnuggets. mcdonald's chicken sux. BK ftw) but not now.

I'd sneeze on them and then give them to old and/or homeless people.

What does "ftw" mean?

exchange them for 10 hamburgers.

I wouldn't do anything with 50 chicken nuggets. Chicken nuggets taste like ass (Hairy sweating festering ass).

Quote:

---

What does "ftw" mean?

---

smurf the what

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by ScottNUMBERS

I wouldn't do anything with 50 chicken nuggets. Chicken nuggets taste like ass (Hairy sweating festering ass).

---

I thought that was your favourite flavour. :confused:

Cut them up and put them on a pizza.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Psychotic

I'd sneeze on them and then give them to old and/or homeless people.

---

What a great idea, although I think you should attempt to get them to give you money for them as well. I would take the free nuggets, poison them, an then give them to tracksuitors. I would want to kill as many as possible though, so they'd only get one each.

Throw them off people who piss me off put make sure they're in a bag and drenched in cat piss and I'm wearing plastic gloves. I can only eat about 8 at a time.

If I couldn't eat them, I would drive around town, chucking mcnuggets at random people as I drive.

OMFG DRIVE BY CHUCKINGS!

I've actually used a chicken nugget as an earplug before. My first night in the army there was this guy snoring as if he was chopping up a friggen car with a chainsaw and I was desperate since there was only 4 hours till I had to wake up. So I stuffed some chicken in my ears. It kinda worked too.

I would make a giant Wicca man type man and put people in it and burn it because I am evil like that
bwahaha

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Rengori

What does "ftw" mean?

---

ooc: for the win

What does "ooc" mean?

I would start my own country where chicken nuggets were the only form of currency. Then I would be the richest person in the world.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Rengori

What does "ooc" mean?

---

http://forums.eyesonff.com/misc.php?do=bbcode#ooc

I would put all of them in a bag, light the bag on fire, and put it on some guys porch. Works way better than dog crap.

Let them get cold so they taste like ass, and then feed them to a monkey.

I would eat about, 14-15 of them. Then throwthe rest of 'em at random people while I'm on the road.

If I can't eat them, then they're just going sit and rot in my room, keeping away all those who cannot stand the smell.

I'd probably just let my dog eat em.

Chicken nuggets are gross.

I would probably throw them all in a blender and make some Chicken McNugget Smoothies. Then drink it. YUM :barf:

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Neel With A Hat

If I can eat 20 sober, I can definitely eat 50 high.

---

I must try!

50 chicken nuggets! :hyper:

We should combine our ideas an chicken nuggets, an then something like this could happen: Doomie builds his fort out of chicken nuggets, an hordes of homeless bums an old people come to seek shelter in it. Then Psychotic arrives and offers the homeless bums an old putrids some spittle soaked nuggets. They take him up on his offer an happily chomp on them. During this time Doomie has already eaten the chicken nugget fort, on realising he was too fat to fit in it. The bums, old and homeless, now cry for they have no shelter. boris appears, an says she knows of a place they can find shelter, an they follow her, as Proto drives by an throws nuggets at them, whilst shouting, "OMFG DRIVE BY CHUCKINGS!" Levian can't stand listening to this, an plugs up his ears with his nuggets. Rye an Manus attract more people to boris's nugget shelter. Manus by getting chicken nuggets included in the Eoff webgame, an Rye by making a giant chicken nugget emoticon type thing. With all this exposure hordes of people flock to boris's shelter. Im just about to hand out some poisoned chicken nuggets to tracksuitors, when I see boris an the freaks, an decide to find out whats going on. The tracksuitors follow me shouting that they want the nuggets ive promised them. But I ignore them an continue on my way as they follow. We then arrive at boris's shelter, which is a giant wiccan style man, an the bums, old an homeless, all run gleefully inside. The tracksuitors arrive, an demand I give them the nuggets. I say I will, once they get inside the nugget wiccan type man thing. All the people then get inside, an realise that they can't escape, once Bladen starts throwing cat piss soaked chicken nuggets at them. Then we all watch as boris sets the chicken nugget wiccan man type thing on fire, an they all burn. RSL then suggests that we start our own country, an use burnt chicken nuggets as currency. Bert says that we should instead just eat the chicken nuggets, because they aren't bad cold. But we decide to go with RSL's idea instead. We then go on to rule the world, the end.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by rubah

not mcnuggets. mcdonald's chicken sux. BK ftw

---

It's like we're soulmates. :lovers:

Anasia = [img]http://home.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/heart.gif[/img]

Personally, I chuck them at or give them away to my friends.

I wouldnt touch them.

its not that there bad for you... but.

WELL IM SICK OF HAVING TO BE AROUND THE SMELL OF THEM FOR A LONG TIME YA KNOW!

I knew someone who was in a McDonald's chicken nugget eating contest, which he won. He ate like 60-some chicken nuggets. holy crap

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Jejunum Jake

It's like we're soulmates. :lovers:

---

*ban*

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Xaven

Anasia = [img]http://home.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/heart.gif[/img]

---

:ty:

Where am I on that list? I must have missed it if you put me on there.

I would cure cancer and stop global warming.

you'd do that? with chicken nuggets?

I would become a superhero!!! with a chicken nugget cape and Chicken nugget weapons xD
And when i saved somebody i'd leave them a chicken nugget so they would always rememberwho saved them!xD

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Flying Mullet

I'm thinking "Good god, who can eat 50 of those things at one sitting?

---

>>> Me..

I would give edczxcvbnm 25 of them. Then we would have a McNugget McWar.

I would cut them in half and have 100 half chicken nuggets

I would eat them all and request more

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Sephex

I would give edczxcvbnm 25 of them. Then we would have a McNugget McWar.

---

ding! xD

edit: o snap post #50! it's my destiny to eat 50 mcnuggets

I can hardly eat 6 chicken nuggets. Let alone 50. No idea what I would do with 50.

throw them at Ronald mcdonald.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Rengori

Where am I on that list? I must have missed it if you put me on there.

---

Sorry,:( not everyone is in it.

I will bury them and see what will start growing from the ground.

eat 'em, but McDonald food is worse than garbage so I'd just re-sale it:D or throw it away:mog:

dunno... chuck them to birds i guess

Wow, this doesn't exactly require logical thinking. You simply split the money with friends, and then you get a decent amount of nuggets, at an even cheaper price.

I would superglue little eyes and mouths on them and then put on a McPlay.

I would simply bring some friends along.

Eat them.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Flying Mullet

So, what would you do with 50 Chicken McNuggets (besides eat them in some manner)?

---

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by ~SapphireStar~

Eat them.

---

:smash:

I would release the nuggets back into the wild, where the true chicken belongs.

Flying Mullet, go pull others up who claimed they would eat them. I'd also use them as mini missles to aim at members of this forum.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by ~SapphireStar~

Flying Mullet, go pull others up who claimed they would eat them. I'd also use them as mini missles to aim at members of this forum.

---

No, I'd rather single you out. :p

Quote:

---

Flying Mullet, go pull others up who claimed they would eat them. I'd also use them as mini missles to aim at members of this forum.

---

cast Nugget meteor shower! buahaha!

eat them in no manner

Sell them. For a profit! :grinpink:

are you sure that nugget deal was legit?

Maccas would be losing profits, as an average bag of nuggets costs 10 bucks to purchase.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Agent Proto

If I couldn't eat them, I would drive around town, chucking mcnuggets at random people as I drive.

OMFG DRIVE BY CHUCKINGS!

---

Oddly enough, I've already done this.

My ex-boyfriend and I were in the parking lot of the theatre where I worked, it was kind of late, and our manager was standing outside, so I rolled down the window, took his chicken nuggets and threw them at him. I missed horribly though, he was driving too fast. Then I got laughed at for having bad aim. Btw, this isn't why I got fired. I mean what else were we suppose to do at 1AM in the morning? (Get your mind out of the gutter)

Anyway, I think I might go into Wal-mart next time, maybe throw some at people in there. Tell them to go shop at Target. And maybe they'll have a revelation once the nugget hits them in the head. OMG TARGET. Did you know that there's a target within the target?

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Tsukasa

are you sure that nugget deal was legit?

Maccas would be losing profits, as an average bag of nuggets costs 10 bucks to purchase.

---

Yeah, it's legit. I've heard the advertisement on the radio and seen the advertisement on tv.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Flying Mullet

Yeah, it's legit. I've heard the advertisement on the radio and seen the advertisement on tv.

---

fawken heck americans seem to like ripping themselves off.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Psychotic

I thought that was your favourite flavour. :confused:

---

No, you must have got it confused with premature lightly grilled ass. :laugh:

I would probably share them with my family. But on the other hand, it would be much more satisfying to make a sword of chicken nuggets, and knock down mail-boxes with it.

I would sell them on Ebay :D

Seriously, where can I get some fake eyes, mouths, mustaches, and little clothes I could glue to McNuggets.

A craft store I would guess.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by theundeadhero

Seriously, where can I get some fake eyes, mouths, mustaches, and little clothes I could glue to McNuggets.

---

I think that mr potato head guy comes with fake eyes, mouths, and moustaches, but not little clothes. An I can't think of any little dollys that are small enough to have clothes that would fit the nuggets, so I think you'll just have to fashion those yourself.

I'd change my name to Squall Isenhart with a nugget.


Or Chuck Norris with a nugget

Eat as many as I could then paint Thim and shape thim like candy Hearts and put some puns on them and give thim to People :)

Squeeze the juice out of them, dunk my younger brother in a pool of it, and throw the dried chicken at him.

Dip them in Radioactive isotopes till they mutate and eat human flesh. Argh!!! Attack of the killer nuggets!! :eek:

That wins.

Split them between siblings and cousins, then let them decide what to do with them.

Claim I bought them from McDonalds before they went on sale, say they were bad, and ask for a full refund.

...
Just kidding. :p

I'd get sick :barf:

Eating them wont make me fat, they go straight through me (Fast Metabolism)

I'd have to say I'd eat them.

all 50!?

I'm vegetarian, so I'd probably throw them all in the dump, burn them, throw stinky bottles of perfume over it to cover the smell, and the cover it all with dirt.

I'm digging the whole "McNugget Drive By" idea, so I'll go with that.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Rengori

Blow them up in the microwave.

---

You know If I was bored enough I would REALLY do that!:p

I would give all 50 of them a name, and make them my pets. I would teach them tricks. Unfortunately, the only ones they can know is 'play dead' and 'stay'. Well, maybe with a little force, I can make them sit and roll over. I just can't make them speak.

I'd sit and contemplate what I was going to do with 50 chicken nuggets... while eating them.

However if it's McDonalds chicken nuggets I'd throw them away, or dispose of them in some manner. Because nobody deserves to eat those things! :(

If I'm not going to eat them, I'd give them to someone else to eat or I'd throw them out. What's the point of food if you can't eat it?

Also, 50 chicken nuggets isn't that much. I'm confident I could eat them in one sitting.

I reckon I steal about 50 nuggets over the course of my shift when I work.

Nuggets are the easiest food item to steal. xD

Use the juice for lube

I'd misplace them.