What would you do on here i would probably Close like every thread and Ban like loads of people:) So what would you do:)
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What would you do on here i would probably Close like every thread and Ban like loads of people:) So what would you do:)
Delete the internet.
I would rule with an iron fist of tyranny. It's my management style.
I'd ban everyone. It'd be so awesome.
I'd do something not modding.
I'd do something uber cliche... like ban everyone.
I'd ban a select few members and then I'd be happy :D
I'd wipe out the whole of the FFX-2 section, and start over with meaningful threads.
I willclosearchive this thread. :)
Edit everyone's posts to see some startling confessions, like Leeza confessing she chose the wrong side in the dog-cat war, and Neel admitting that Pakistan is better than India. nik0tine would reveal that he is secretly a Republican, and approximately 50% of the female membership would confess their true feelings for me. :cool:
Oh, and I'd post tentacle porn to see if I could re-create last year's April Fool's joke without it being a joke.
dunno... spam in closed threads maybe...
Probably close everyones threads even if they arent SPAM.
Everyone would love me then.:)
If I could be a mod for a day, I would spam up the staff forum until they banned me.
Unban Baloki
Make him post porn again
Ban him once more ^^
I will punish the infidels.
I'd delete all the themes except for Fluffy Puff. I'd also unban a...a few people. :)
Make a newbie thread in the staff forum and mention how much I hope I made it in the right forum.
You mean you haven't done that already!? :mad2:Quote:
Originally Posted by theundeadhero
and ban everyone else on staff.Quote:
Originally Posted by Neel With A Hat
I dunno what I'd do, probably put some Grace in everybody's face. No big change really...!
No point now that Crash is banned.
1, ban hawkeye
1.5, bask in the glory + powah
2, ban you all
Burn the X-2 forum to the ground...
Donate to EoFF without getting something in return making my gift tottally useless.
yes, thats what i'd do.
Mods can't ban other mods, mods can't take down forums.
Just thought you all should know :)
Well, they could screw the place up by permenantly removing every post on the message board.
Except there are db backups.
I would do something new and mod.
For one day, I'd be nasty and remove everybody's sigs and avatars except mine.
I would help people with their problems
BAN SORA!. And agrudis.
I'd scare some people.
I think we kinda already did that.Quote:
Originally Posted by SammieBabe
I've never been a mod.Quote:
You mean you haven't done that already!? :mad2:
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Originally Posted by Lost Number
:D
;)
I'd get a new avatar to match my stylin' baby blue title. :love:
Unban PiP, Destai, Crash and Baloki (he rocks in chat) and demand a sacrifice from an eoff virgin ( 1 in 5000 members) and ban a random person. I'd knight other people too and Tank Darth Ultimortal.
If I were nod for a day, I would only commit one act. Ban the [img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img] outta Sora!
Say it people!
I don't think a virgin at a video game site will be that hard to find...:)Quote:
Originally Posted by Bladen
I would ban Raistlin for a day, for comedy.
ban all the other mods so i could be the only.
Inverse ban. Ban everyone not currently with a ban and unban everyone with a ban. I love tipping the balance of power.
If you vote me for Mod I'll increase the amount of boobs on the forums.
I'd take over the world, ofcourse! ;)
I'd use my powers to stop the evil that is spam.
.. lol who am I kidding.
Same thing I do everynight... TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD... that and stop global warming.
It's EOFF not some ordinary video game site, most people here are sex mad human or non human.Quote:
Originally Posted by SammieBabe
I think the power would go to us temp mods and we shall smite EOFF in the arse.
You got my vote!Quote:
Originally Posted by Chemical
You people are weird.
I'd stay holed up in the staff porn forum all day.
and unban+reban baloki <3
I'd be....NICE..... Be scared my friends:tongue:
I'd ban the people who make me and everyone else mad, seeing as they don't deserve to be here. *you know who you are*
Also, I'd stop people from closing my Chuck Norris threads
Eat my own face.
Spam the FFVIII forum.
Unban Crash, ToD, PiP, and all their second accounts. Oh right, and ban the other mods so I would be mod forever.
If you were Nod for a day?Quote:
Originally Posted by Skarr
http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=11044
:p
I would ban everyone who didn't reply in my Tribute to FFV thread....:mad: Yes, I am holding a grudge. One day my friends.....one day :D
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Originally Posted by Behold the Void
Nothing really, I'm pretty boring.
>>> First, make a Kamen Rider and a Konami forum, and then prune the GC forum and replace it with the FF X-2 forum..
i would take control of cid's body and thats when the REAL fun begins:radred:
I would keep all closed forums alive by posting in them. I would proceed to ban Anyone I hate, despise, have a general dislike for, have a minor dislike for, and anyone I'm nuetral with. Can't forget the people who I only slightly like but not really, and then ME and Del Murder will sneak into the other mods houses and Slay them, which is the next best thing to banning. Then the new staff will be people who offer me Sexual favors, if your a guy and do this you suffer immediat banning. Also we will Save a seat for Raslin and RSL. And Shuplack. IF Shuplack Refuses, Unspeakable things will happen to the dog. You don't want that to happen, do you?
I would unban everyone Yay Baloki,GBM and Destai back:)
If I were a mod, I wouldn't be an admin. :(
Then you just miss out
I ment Admin or Mod really but seeing as you already are one you can do what we have been talking about like Unbanning Baloki,GBM and Destai:)
Don't forget PiP Samuraid:D
I would make sure PIP, TOD, Destai, and GBM? stay banned :)
Why there all great:)
I thought you didn't like PiP?
That'd be what I'd do if I was a mod, I'd unban PiP.
But still it would be cool to see GBM and PIP fight:fencing:
So, it's a perm-ban? :D
Since Sora! likes them so much, maybe he should join them? :)
No i would not like to join them i love eyesonff but everyone is so mean to me E.G You
Bite me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sora!
took the words right out of my mouth:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Lintu
Come to think of it, comedic as banning WesLY would be, unbanning Kathryn and ff babe would be more so. So I'd do that instead. I'd then spend the rest of the day skimming through the staff forums looking for juicy gossip, mostly about myself.
If I were mod I would ban Venom.
Allow flaming and mocking in EoEO
Those who are banned shall stay banned for the time being...Quote:
Originally Posted by theundeadhero
As for fun things to if I could do anything as an admin...hmm...not sure.
Let's stop with the borderline personal attacks here. I don't care to know who you'd ban on here who has not done anything to deserve a full-forum ban.
If I were a Mod, for a day, I would make threads saying how cool people are, but quickly steer the nature of the conversation to have slight undertones of me being cooler than everyone else...HAHAHAHAHAHA! Then people would think I'm so cool that the there would be a section called , 'Yes I am Cool' some day, Some Day..
Id like quadrupole post on every thread:)
I'd get kicked off the mod team! n_n
Why, you ask? I would edit all of Kishi and Cid's post to make it look like both of them are bannable members, but then the Del Squad would throw sandwiches at me and remove my mod ranking. All of Kishi and Cid's posts would stay the same, though. And they would get banned.
>_> Is that genius or what?
If I was a mod I would be nice and sweet by putting a heart in everyone's posts then, take up considerations for new things for our site.
I'd forget and probabley would get by the EoFF magical kitty
i would ban eerybody, no exceptions.
Well at least nobody would feel descrimnated against!:DQuote:
Originally Posted by mooglegirl608
Nuh-uh! It would be prejudice against everyone! :mad2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Venom
Even yourself:eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by mooglegirl608
I would feel descriminated against. I am so superiour to you all, the ban would clearly be a ploy to get rid of me since I am so far above you all.Quote:
Originally Posted by Venom
*Heavenly music and a light from teh sky shine down on me*
What i don't even know who you are:)Quote:
Originally Posted by corncracker
That is because I am that high above you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sora!
Yeah sure whatever arrogant *******:)
Only a littleQuote:
Originally Posted by Sora!
You are not famous or big end of:)
What a sad delusional world you live in sora, when I become mod, my first banning will be you and all the other unbelievers
I don't think you can ban everyone:)
But so long as we ban you.
I've changed my mind! I would fight against all evil within the forums! :cool:
corncracker and Sora! please keep convesations to PM or something. Don't spam up a thread with it. Thanks.
Yes lets kill Lost Number :shoot:Quote:
Originally Posted by Jess
Brain: I would do the same as I do every day, Pinky.
Pinky: What's that Brain?
Brain: Try to take over the world.
That basically sums it up. :)
It's Pinky and the Brain, Pinky and the Brain, One is a Genuis, the other insane. Good times, good times :cool:
pfft, I was a mod for several years, why do I need to be one for a day? If I was made a mod for a day, it would be too late before I realize it.
Because we all know you want to be a mod again, pr33t.
Oh, look at your avatar. Do I smell the Ace Party? More like the ASS Party! Round 1: Psychotic. :cool:
If I were a mod for a day, I would change Proto's avatar to a picture of Dan Dare.
I would ban a few people I don't really like...
No unbanning though :)
Can Mods really Un-ban people?:)
My bad RSL, (*Plans to slay RSL)
ANyway, I would creat an new album for embarassing pictures of the other mods, which I will take myself. THen all posts in tthat alubum will be edited by me. In additon, the eyore on RSL's HEad will be fed to my cat STalin. Stalin will also become a mod. Finally, for my last act, I will by Monkey and Rubah Fruitbaskets.
....yeah they can.....stupid.....Quote:
Originally Posted by Sora!
Please don't call another member "stupid," or anything else like that. It's rude. -kikimm
I would also make him a bod, before i send the fruitbaskets of course. Not because of what he said, but I like Andy Milinakas, or whatever its spelled lide. Also I shall throw a hodown with all the corn in Iowa. Del Mureder of course will be paying.Quote:
Originally Posted by Venom
I'd come up with insane forum games and force people to play them. If they refused, I would use their IP and my own genius to track them down and molest their spines with a pneumatic drill.
I would also, of course, edit all the other mod's posts to make them look like the guilty ones.
I would be a bastion of justice and sanity in a spinally-molested-by-pneumatic-drills world.
If i were a mod. i'd make BoB send Baskets of Fruit to the people that where banned.
There's a wonderful little thing called a moderator log. It keeps track of exactly when any mod does any sort of moderation. Your deeds would be exposed. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
I know i would go in a thread that a mod had posted loads in and delete evryones posts apart from theres to make it look like they had Double,triple posted:)
nonononono!Quote:
Originally Posted by Lost Number
The pinky, the pinky and the brain, brain, brain, brain, NARF.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squall Isenhart
Good times!
i'd start netdrama!
I would unban PiP, because he's cool. Maybe Cbc too.
CBC:confused:
I wouldn't want to be a mod for a day, cause once that day is over, I'd be stuck with the orange Former Staff title.
You don't have too have that title Unne doesen't:)