Chuck Norris
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Bruce Lee
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Chuck Norris
or
Bruce Lee
steven seagal or dmx
Norris and DMX :D My god boys we may ahev a new super duo on our hands!
This thread needs a Poll!!!!!
Chuck Norris of course.
CHUCK NORRIS!!
BRUCE LEE!!@!!!
Kerry King.
Chuck will roundhouse kick Bruce in the face!Quote:
Originally Posted by Death Penalty
bruce lee is the fastest martial artist ever. He can go so fast that a camera cannot catch his movement.
Too bad chuck killed him witha roundhouse to the head :rolleyes2Quote:
Originally Posted by Dignified Pauper
Chuck Norris has the advantage because he's well, you know, alive.
It takes a simple mind to figure that out.
Why that would be Bruce Lee....
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Originally Posted by Meat Puppet
Don't let Chuck hear you say that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dreddz
I think a better question would be "who wouldn't win?" that way there would be no confusion over who would lose. (Chuck Norris)
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Originally Posted by themagicroundabout
Bruce Lee could probably have decimated Chuck Norris in 10 seconds or less if he felt like it.
Then how did he die oh so easliy!? HMMMMMMMMMM? we all know white american men are the best martial artists :rolleyes2Quote:
Originally Posted by Kyono
Vin Diesel is the correct answer.
bruce lee, duh....
Bruce Lee
He is teh sex
I was wondering when someone was going to post this.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kawaii Ryűkishi
Bullets dodge Chuck Norris. Bullets hit Bruce Lee.
Chuck Norris > Bruce Lee
What most people don't know is that the cat actually wins that fight. Bruce just happens to get up first after the cat knocks them both down.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kawaii Ryűkishi
Me too.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hawkeye
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Originally Posted by Kawaii Ryűkishi
My point proven.
Poor Bruce Lee. He died at the age of 30-something. Chuck is still live, making mone, and sports the coolest beard ev-ah. I say, Chuck wins.
Bruce Lee would annihialate
Bruce Lee and who?
Ok people Bruce Lee was killed by a bunch of no talkent thugs. HOW CAN HE BE THE BEST????? Chuck Norris, Walker Texas Ranger has killed and captured MILLIONS of baddies. therefore Chuck pwns Bruce any day of the week. THE END. Please close now.
*shrug*
CHuck Norris was Bruce Lee's student and Bruce Lee kills him in a movie, besides Kareem Abdul Jabbar would beat both of them.
This is a trick question isn't it? I'm answering Kelly Clarkson.
even as a dead legend, Bruce Lee will pwn Chuck Norris. it is the yellow-skinned man who invented martial arts, and it is he who is the true master...
Bruce Lee of course. Nobody could have beat Bruce when he was alive, an if he was still alive now there would still be nobody capable of beating him. Bruce Lee invented a whole fighting style, Chuck couldn't do that.
Anaisa, you forget one thing. Chuck has a mighty beard.
Your beard beats Chucks RSL. Now someone has to go an make a "whos beard is better?!" thread.
Bruce lee, He reinvented martal arts, made his own style, Jet kun do, and trained with Chuck norris, chuck norris lost, though he was the only person to influince bruce lee's martal arts style.
Even dead bruce lee's body would destroy chuck noris!
I love you and dislike Mullet.Quote:
Originally Posted by themagicroundabout
I love youQuote:
Originally Posted by Hawkeye
I cried aloud with Mirth and Merriment!Quote:
Originally Posted by Bert
TeH Greatness.:) :cool:
Bruce Lee would kick Chuck Norris' ass SO badly that he'll have to be rushed to the emergency room.
Bruce Lee was a TRUE fighter:choc2:
This is the correct answer.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kawaii Ryűkishi
The lead role for The Pacifier was chosen all depending on a game of Counter-Strike between Vin Diesel and Chuck Norris. Vin Diesel won the game, but only because he was camping. In an angered state of rage, Chuck Norris notified God and got Vin Diesel banned from Earth. That took him down a peg.
The hell have you been smokin Bert.
lots of stuff. and I didn't make that up God told me it.
If Chuck Norris was in The Pacifier everbody would end up dead.
Except Chuck Norris :p
http://googlefight.com/index.php?lan...1=god&word2=me
Guys, this is serious. :eek:
Mr Rogers..
Chuck Norris pwn's bcz he is TUTU's rightful mascot ( i think....we still havent decided). Lmao I remember once in elementary school some kid told me Bruce Lee was Jackie Chan's dad.
just because i can:
http://googlefight.com/index.php?lan...ord2=bruce+lee