A couple of lame quizzes

Nonetheless, they're lame quizzes that seem to reflect a great deal on the beliefs and values of the people who take them, so I'm posting them.

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You scored as Existentialism. Your life is guided by the concept of Existentialism: You choose the meaning and purpose of your life.

"Man is condemned to be free; because once thrown into the world, he is responsible for everything he does."
"It is up to you to give [life] a meaning."
--Jean-Paul Sartre

"It is man's natural sickness to believe that he possesses the Truth."
--Blaise Pascal

More info at Arocoun's Wikipedia User Page...

Existentialism		100%
Utilitarianism		90%
Hedonism		75%
Justice (Fairness)		55%
Kantianism		50%
Strong Egoism		15%
Divine Command		0%
Apathy		0%
Nihilism		0%

What philosophy do you follow? (v1.03)
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You scored as atheism. You are... an atheist, though you probably already knew this. Also, you probably have several people praying daily for your soul. Instead of simply being "nonreligious," atheists strongly believe in the lack of existence of a higher being, or God. Satanism 100% atheism 100% Buddhism 71% Judaism 67% Paganism 58% agnosticism 50% Islam 46% Christianity 33% Hinduism 29% Which religion is the right one for you? (new version) created with QuizFarm.com

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You scored as Hedonism. Your life is guided by the principles of Hedonism: You believe that pleasure is a great, or the greatest, good; and you try to enjoy life�s pleasures as much as you can. �Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die!� More info at Arocoun's Wikipedia User Page... Hedonism 75% Apathy 70% Existentialism 70% Kantianism 60% Utilitarianism 55% Strong Egoism 55% Justice (Fairness) 55% Nihilism 15% Divine Command 0% What philosophy do you follow? (v1.03) created with QuizFarm.com

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You scored as agnosticism. You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic. Agnostics don't believe it is possible to prove the existence of God (nor lack thereof). Agnosticism is a philosophy that God's existence cannot be proven. Some say it is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe. atheism 71% agnosticism 71% Buddhism 67% Hinduism 63% Satanism 58% Judaism 46% Paganism 42% Islam 38% Christianity 25% Which religion is the right one for you? (new version) created with QuizFarm.com

Is there a "mu" option for some of these? I hate dualistic statements. :p

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You scored as Paganism. Your beliefs are most closely aligned with those of paganism, Wicca, or a similar earth-based religion. You may also follow a Native American religion. Paganism 96% Buddhism 92% Satanism 75% Islam 71% Judaism 71% Hinduism 58% agnosticism 46% Christianity 33% atheism 17% Which religion is the right one for you? (new version) created with QuizFarm.com

Utilitarianism 80% Hedonism 80% Existentialism 70% Justice (Fairness) 55% Apathy 45% Kantianism 20% Strong Egoism 10% Divine Command 10% Nihilism 5% What philosophy do you follow? (v1.03) created with QuizFarm.com

Not surprised at all on this one.

You scored as Divine Command. Your life is directed by Divine Command: Your god and religion give you meaning and direction. More info at Arocoun's Wikipedia User Page... Divine Command 100% Hedonism 80% Justice (Fairness) 70% Utilitarianism 70% Kantianism 65% Existentialism 60% Apathy 30% Strong Egoism 15% Nihilism 0% What philosophy do you follow? (v1.03) created with QuizFarm.com

Not surprised at all about this one either. :p

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You scored as Christianity. Your views are most similar to those of Christianity. Do more research on Christianity and possibly consider being baptized and accepting Jesus, if you aren't already Christian. Christianity is the second of the Abrahamic faiths; it follows Judaism and is followed by Islam. It differs in its belief of Jesus, as not a prophet nor historical figure, but as God in human form. The Holy Trinity is the concept that God takes three forms: the Father, the Son (Jesus), and the Holy Ghost (sometimes called Holy Spirit). Jesus taught the idea of instead of seeking revenge, one should love his or her neighbors and enemies. Christians believe that Jesus died on the cross to save humankind and forgive people's sins. Christianity 100% Judaism 71% Buddhism 54% Islam 33% Paganism 17% Hinduism 13% Satanism 4% agnosticism 0% atheism 0% Which religion is the right one for you? (new version) created with QuizFarm.com

Some of the questions in the second quiz were far too vague...not specific enough.

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Originally Posted by Neel With A Hat

Is there a "mu" option for some of these? I hate dualistic statements. :p

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Friction?

You scored as Utilitarianism. Your life is guided by the principles of Utilitarianism: You seek the greatest good for the greatest number. �The said truth is that it is the greatest happiness of the greatest number that is the measure of right and wrong.� --Jeremy Bentham �Whenever the general disposition of the people is such, that each individual regards those only of his interests which are selfish, and does not dwell on, or concern himself for, his share of the general interest, in such a state of things, good government is impossible.� --John Stuart Mill More info at Arocoun's Wikipedia User Page... Utilitarianism 95% Divine Command 90% Justice (Fairness) 75% Hedonism 75% Existentialism 60% Kantianism 35% Strong Egoism 25% Apathy 25% Nihilism 15% What philosophy do you follow? (v1.03) created with QuizFarm.com

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You scored as Christianity. Your views are most similar to those of Christianity. Do more research on Christianity and possibly consider being baptized and accepting Jesus, if you aren't already Christian. Christianity is the second of the Abrahamic faiths; it follows Judaism and is followed by Islam. It differs in its belief of Jesus, as not a prophet nor historical figure, but as God in human form. The Holy Trinity is the concept that God takes three forms: the Father, the Son (Jesus), and the Holy Ghost (sometimes called Holy Spirit). Jesus taught the idea of instead of seeking revenge, one should love his or her neighbors and enemies. Christians believe that Jesus died on the cross to save humankind and forgive people's sins. Christianity 96% Paganism 38% Buddhism 38% Judaism 29% Islam 25% Satanism 17% Hinduism 4% agnosticism 0% atheism 0% Which religion is the right one for you? (new version) created with QuizFarm.com

17% Satanism? na-ah!

And is my computer the only one going weird on this page?

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You scored as Judaism. Your views are closest to those of Judaism. If you are not a Jew, do more research on Judaism and possibly consider becoming one; however, realize that conversion to Judaism is difficult. Judaism was the first of the Abrahamic faiths; it precedes both Christianity and Islam. Judaism 79% agnosticism 67% Islam 58% atheism 46% Buddhism 29% Satanism 29% Paganism 17% Christianity 13% Hinduism 4% Which religion is the right one for you? (new version) created with QuizFarm.com

I guess this is no surprise. I am highly agnostic, but if I were religious, I'd follow Judaism without a doubt.

You scored as Justice (Fairness). Your life is guided by the concept of Fair Justice: Everyone, yourself included, should be rewarded and punished according to the help or harm they cause. "He who does not punish evil commands it to be done." --Leonardo da Vinci �Though force can protect in emergency, only justice, fairness, consideration and cooperation can finally lead men to the dawn of eternal peace.� --Dwight D. Eisenhower More info at Arocoun's Wikipedia User Page... Justice (Fairness) 75% Strong Egoism 65% Hedonism 65% Existentialism 60% Utilitarianism 50% Kantianism 45% Divine Command 45% Nihilism 10% Apathy 10% What philosophy do you follow? (v1.03) created with QuizFarm.com

This isn't much of a surprise, either. XD

You scored as Existentialism. Your life is guided by the concept of Existentialism: You choose the meaning and purpose of your life. ?Man is condemned to be free; because once thrown into the world, he is responsible for everything he does.? ?It is up to you to give [life] a meaning.? --Jean-Paul Sartre ?It is man's natural sickness to believe that he possesses the Truth.? --Blaise Pascal More info at Arocoun's Wikipedia User Page... Existentialism 90% Utilitarianism 75% Strong Egoism 70% Hedonism 60% Apathy 55% Justice (Fairness) 45% Nihilism 45% Kantianism 10% Divine Command 0% What philosophy do you follow? (v1.03) created with QuizFarm.com

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You scored as agnosticism. You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic. Agnostics don't believe it is possible to prove the existence of God (nor lack thereof). Agnosticism is a philosophy that God's existence cannot be proven. Some say it is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe. agnosticism 83% Buddhism 75% Paganism 71% Satanism 71% atheism 63% Islam 46% Judaism 46% Christianity 25% Hinduism 25% Which religion is the right one for you? (new version) created with QuizFarm.com

You scored as Existentialism. Your life is guided by the concept of Existentialism: You choose the meaning and purpose of your life. �Man is condemned to be free; because once thrown into the world, he is responsible for everything he does.� �It is up to you to give [life] a meaning.� --Jean-Paul Sartre �It is man's natural sickness to believe that he possesses the Truth.� --Blaise Pascal More info at Arocoun's Wikipedia User Page... Existentialism 100% Nihilism 75% Strong Egoism 75% Hedonism 75% Kantianism 60% Justice (Fairness) 60% Utilitarianism 25% Apathy 0% Divine Command 0% What philosophy do you follow? (v1.03) created with QuizFarm.com

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You scored as atheism. You are... an atheist, though you probably already knew this. Also, you probably have several people praying daily for your soul. Instead of simply being "nonreligious," atheists strongly believe in the lack of existence of a higher being, or God. atheism 100% Satanism 100% Judaism 50% agnosticism 33% Buddhism 33% Paganism 17% Christianity 8% Hinduism 0% Islam 0% Which religion is the right one for you? (new version) created with QuizFarm.com

That's it, I'm going to hell ;)

You scored as Strong Egoism. Your life is very much guided by the concept of Egoism: You work primarily to promote your own interests. "I swear by my life, and my love of it, that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine." "I am not primarily an advocate of capitalism, but of egoism; and I am not primarily an advocate of egoism, but of reason. If one recognizes the supremacy of reason and applies it consistently, all the rest follows." --Ayn Rand More info at Arocoun's Wikipedia User Page... Strong Egoism 95% Existentialism 65% Hedonism 65% Apathy 55% Justice (Fairness) 55% Utilitarianism 40% Kantianism 15% Nihilism 5% Divine Command 5% What philosophy do you follow? (v1.03) created with QuizFarm.com

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You scored as agnosticism. You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic. Agnostics don't believe it is possible to prove the existence of God (nor lack thereof). Agnosticism is a philosophy that God's existence cannot be proven. Some say it is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe. agnosticism 96% Islam 75% Buddhism 58% Judaism 50% Satanism 46% atheism 42% Paganism 25% Christianity 25% Hinduism 4% Which religion is the right one for you? (new version) created with QuizFarm.com

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Originally Posted by Del Murder

You scored as Strong Egoism. Your life is very much guided by the concept of Egoism: You work primarily to promote your own interests.

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Hence the existence of the Elitist party. :p

You scored as Divine Command. Your life is directed by Divine Command: Your god and religion give you meaning and direction. ?Know therefore that the LORD thy God, he is God, the faithful God, which keepeth covenant and mercy with them that love him and keep his commandments to a thousand generations.? --King James Version of the Bible ?Even as a tree has a single trunk but many branches and leaves, there is one religion--human religion--but any number of faiths.? --Mahatma Gandhi More info at Arocoun's Wikipedia User Page... Divine Command 100% Utilitarianism 90% Justice (Fairness) 85% Kantianism 70% Existentialism 65% Hedonism 50% Strong Egoism 35% Apathy 25% Nihilism 0% What philosophy do you follow? (v1.03) created with QuizFarm.com

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You scored as Christianity. Your views are most similar to those of Christianity. Do more research on Christianity and possibly consider being baptized and accepting Jesus, if you aren't already Christian. Christianity is the second of the Abrahamic faiths; it follows Judaism and is followed by Islam. It differs in its belief of Jesus, as not a prophet nor historical figure, but as God in human form. The Holy Trinity is the concept that God takes three forms: the Father, the Son (Jesus), and the Holy Ghost (sometimes called Holy Spirit). Jesus taught the idea of instead of seeking revenge, one should love his or her neighbors and enemies. Christians believe that Jesus died on the cross to save humankind and forgive people's sins. Christianity 75% Islam 67% Buddhism 58% Judaism 42% Hinduism 38% agnosticism 21% Paganism 17% Satanism 4% atheism 0% Which religion is the right one for you? (new version) created with QuizFarm.com

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You scored as agnosticism. You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic. Agnostics don't believe it is possible to prove the existence of God (nor lack thereof).

You scored as agnosticism. You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic. Agnostics don't believe it is possible to prove the existence of God (nor lack thereof). Agnosticism is a philosophy that God's existence cannot be proven. Some say it is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe. agnosticism 92% Satanism 79% Islam 67% Buddhism 58% Judaism 58% atheism 50% Hinduism 33% Paganism 33% Christianity 17% Which religion is the right one for you? (new version) created with QuizFarm.com

You scored as Utilitarianism. Your life is guided by the principles of Utilitarianism: You seek the greatest good for the greatest number. The said truth is that it is the greatest happiness of the greatest number that is the measure of right and wrong.? --Jeremy Bentham Whenever the general disposition of the people is such, that each individual regards those only of his interests which are selfish, and does not dwell on, or concern himself for, his share of the general interest, in such a state of things, good government is impossible.? --John Stuart Mill More info at Arocoun's Wikipedia User Page... Utilitarianism 85% Divine Command 75% Justice (Fairness) 75% Hedonism 75% Existentialism 70% Kantianism 45% Strong Egoism 40% Apathy 20% Nihilism 15% What philosophy do you follow? (v1.03) created with QuizFarm.com

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You scored as Christianity. Your views are most similar to those of Christianity. Do more research on Christianity and possibly consider being baptized and accepting Jesus, if you aren't already Christian. Christianity is the second of the Abrahamic faiths; it follows Judaism and is followed by Islam. It differs in its belief of Jesus, as not a prophet nor historical figure, but as God in human form. The Holy Trinity is the concept that God takes three forms: the Father, the Son (Jesus), and the Holy Ghost (sometimes called Holy Spirit). Jesus taught the idea of instead of seeking revenge, one should love his or her neighbors and enemies. Christians believe that Jesus died on the cross to save humankind and forgive people's sins. Christianity 79% Buddhism 67% Islam 67% Judaism 50% Satanism 50% Paganism 42% Hinduism 33% agnosticism 33% atheism 21% Which religion is the right one for you? (new version) created with QuizFarm.com