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If there is any EOFF members that would like to share blueprints on how to build a time machine, please do so. I am interested in building a time machine, in my backyard if neccesary. Any tips or Information to help me on my journey of self discovery, please enlighten me.
No joke.
OMG LEIK YOU CAN TTTLY GO BACK AND SAVE AERIS!
Is safety guaranteed? Shall I bring my own weapons?
I have a flux copasitor under my bed if you want it...
Kagga:love:
I will be your time machine if you will be my snuggle bunny.
You and I both know that if we had settled our artistic differences then we would have been dabbling in prehistoric delights yonks back.
here's a wrench, and a saw. Don't worry, they'll never know I took em! :shifty:
http://safetystillnotguaranteed.ytmnd.com/Quote:
Originally Posted by Maxx Power
Get yourself some shoes first.
Baby steps, my friend. Baby steps.
Big Ben is a timemachine. A machine that displays time. I don't have any blueprints tho', but looking at it should give a pretty good idea.
A third rate flux copasitor is nothing compared to a genuine flux capacitor.Quote:
Originally Posted by kaggski
You're gonna need some Uranium to watse yourself back and forth and to screw the time stream. I have plenty of the stuff, Some happened to spill on Psy in a food fight I challenged him too, so err don't mind his mutation it's perfectly safe.
first you must help me finish the disintergration cannon
I got an email from a guy once that was trying to build a time machine. he didn't have all the parts he needed though.
Del Murder has been working on a time machine for awhile now. You should ask him for some tips.
These blueprints will be easy to get hold of, as of course, time machines are made all the time
Push it to the limit! How many times have you done this? I guess this isn't a joke?
I stand corrected
do you have rocket packs?
I hope you have done this once before.
YOU NEED THE FLUX CAPACITOR
1.21 Jigawatts?!?! How could I create something so unstable?!Quote:
Originally Posted by Hawkman
By stroking it gently
Yes, but dont forget the human sacrifice to the jaguar god.Quote:
Originally Posted by Space Bandito
Don't forget 88 miles per hour is the key.......
I'm planning on building a form of transport that can go as fast/faster than light-speed. I will buy a cheap car and modify it so it can go at that spped. I am also needing a large strip of land.
Please send any donations in the mail to:
Mr. Hobo
4 Wildflower Pl
Dural 2158
NSW Australia
Cash or Cheque accepted.
I'll send that heck for $4,000,000,000.
Awesome, when I was 12 I considered of making my own blue prints for a time machine, but people just said stuff like 'Tch, your a girl, and what the hell? Time machines aren't real!' or they just laughed. Stupid people...grrr...anyway, have you actually had practice, like making little things just for practice, because you abso-posi-need that experience. :P Good luck! :D
This thread makes me laugh. :)
Hah, none have you ever completely made a time machine. Without the key ingridiant you can never return from the past, which is the only way you can travel. Trust me, I have built one. For fuel you need super unleaded with one other ingridiet, though I may not say as the weak of heart may feighnt. All I will tell you is Tangle Trees hate this stuff.
find yourself a wormhole (apparently reverses time by about 3 seconds)
Travel into the future is easy. You just need to approach light speed.
The past is harder. I mean, I've never even seen a DeLorean. They're hard as hell to get.
And they used five or so in Back to the Future, several of which were gutted (no engine and whatnot) and one of which was destroyed.
Which leaves you at a number close to "%^&* all left".
A time machine? Pah! I already have 12!
They arent so hard to build, getting the damn things to work is the hard thing, I've got many riches from the past.
Speaking of witch I need to back to the past Once more I tell you Jessie James Just keeps getting his ass killed for some reason ;\ *puts hands in the air* Well I guess thats what you get for tring to help.
Remember to put in the crystals. :)
Just wait until your older. In the future, the fountain of youth will be found under the empire state building, and time-machines will be built to go into the past and find it sooner. In fact, I do believe the fountain of youth was just discovered by President Georgina Bush. (In the future, we will go back in time to change Bush's gender before he is born... :p )
I'll help you build this time "machine" if you help me build a fully functioning toaster! :)
Napoleon Dynamite's an awesome movie.
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Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
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aparently time travel does work and people from the future need old PC monitors.
I will serve you in this life and next, Dr. Hobo.
I know. And it makes me cry like a small girl with a skinned knee to know such things. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Ironicles