Klutz

This is calling out to all you klutz out there. I myself am one, and now I ask of you to share moments of klutziness with the rest of us.

As of 40 minutes ago I was putting away my stuff from my mid term as I tilted my white-out bottle, unfortunately I forgot to close it. This resulted of me getting white-out all over my hand. Then whiping it on my glove due to the fact I needed to use that hand. Then I tried to wash it off after I came out of the room, but I did not manage to get it all. CURSE YOU BIC FOR MAKING WHITE-OUT DRYING SO FAST!

Anyways, I am a klutz.

I don't really drop things or knock things over a lot, I just have really bad balance a lot, so I'm always tripping around, up the stairs, walking into walls, etc. xD

I tend to walk into things...walls, etc.

Positive side of falling up the steps Rye is that according to superstition it means you will get married soon ^_^

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Originally Posted by The Summoner of Leviathan

Positive side of falling up the steps Rye is that according to superstition it means you will get married soon ^_^

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Really? That's good, because I fall up the stairs a lot! xD

Im so clumsy.
Im always falling over and dropping things.
I hate it :mad:

Kagga:love:

A week ago or so, I knocked SK's dinner all over the floor. That's the most clumsy thing I've done in ages! :D

Once I slammed the car door on my head. Then another time I just fell over for no reason. Or when I tripped over a litterbox and nearly fell down the stairs.

Or about the dozen or so times I've fallen down the stairs.

Yeah. I'm a klutz. *too many times to remember all of them*

I'm a klutz, but usually to comic effect. Like this one time when I had spent most of the day carefully preparing a trifle which I left on the side in the kitchen. What I didn't notice is that a spoon was wedged underneath that was sticking up. As I went to wash up a bowl I was washing became too soapy and flew up in the air. It landed in the drainer, shattering and sending a small shard that impacted with the kettle with enough force, causing it to tip over onto the spoon. Thusly one floor trifle was served for the bin to eat.

I have a miraculous habit of doing things such as falling down the stairs, but only sustaining slight injuries. I also occasionally trip over myself.

I trip over myself and stumble so much people say im drunk.:D

I'm always falling over and tripping. :( I've walked into a glass door before.

I tend to walk into walls. And twist my ankle every couple of weeks. Especially in all this snow we got.

I was trying to open the Super Glue and squirted it straight up my arm and across my face. Super Glue.

At least it was a familiar sensation for you.

You're going to Hell for that one.

I'm always bruised. Either I bruise way too easily or I'm just totally clumsy. :(

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Kishi, I love you. :love:

I'm not a klutz, but I know people who are. Mostly girls. I think there's a "lack of coordination" gene that only females can have.

Im not a klutz but I sure trip alot.
Ive fallen up and down the stairs before.
And Ive fallen off my chair in class at least 4 times this year.:(
Ahh bad luck I guess...

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Originally Posted by Raistlin

I'm not a klutz, but I know people who are. Mostly girls. I think there's a "lack of coordination" gene that only females can have.

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As a female gymnast, I laugh at such a suggestion. :laugh:

I said "can have" not "always have." :p

Yeah I'm a pretty big klutz I guess. Just today I took a nasty spill at work when I slipped on a snowy spot.

I'm not all that clumsy, but I do run into walls, doorways, etc. Damn hips.

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Originally Posted by Raistlin

I said "can have" not "always have." :p

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Oh I see, I thought you meant can have, as in their their only ones that can have it, rather than can have, as in they might do.

I have a terrible habit of knocking stuff over. It's constantly happening and everything just keeps breaking! I drop this keyboard at least once a day, a break a glass about once a week. ;_;

i nearly trip, but almost always catch myself before i hit the ground
and just ten minutes ago my sleeve caught on my sister's laptop, and knocked it over, i just barely caught it. that as scary.

I tend to walk into stuff and make a little squeak when I do. I'm very well balanced, it's hard to make me fall.

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Originally Posted by Rye

Really? That's good, because I fall up the stairs a lot! xD

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POLYGAMIST!

I work at a CD store.
Now our CD store went through a flood about a year ago.
We have yet to change the carpet.
So where the ..stickyness was becoming unstuck from the carpet.. it developed a nice rip as it began to wear down..

A rip that now flaps up, and presents a safety hazard that our corporate office doesn't deem important enough to replace.

So as I'm walking down the store, CDs stacked high in my arms ready to be put into the catelogue.. I come wandering up to said rip in the carpet and during mid-stride, get my right foot caught under it.. go to lift foot..

And BAM! 130lbs of a Jessicat suddenly got launched into the air and went flying across several feet of store. Cds went everywhere.

.... I felt like a complete idiot.

I tend to walk into walls :(

WALLS I say. INANIMATE, BLARINGLY WHITE WALLS!!

*idiot* :(

I'm kinda odd in that sense. One minute I can weave in and out of crowds with expert ease (Carrying a tray, thanks to my training in catering), the next, two left feet.

Naturally Clumsy but usually it involves balance and tripping.

For anyone in jrotc, I just put the pointy end of a bronze kettle into my heel. And then ran into my bed right after.

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Originally Posted by Rye

I don't really drop things or knock things over a lot, I just have really bad balance a lot, so I'm always tripping around, up the stairs, walking into walls, etc. xD

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Same here.