EOFF RPG Giveaway Contest part 1 (win FFI for the NES!)

Over the next few weeks I will be hosting a series of contests here at EOFF. Every Friday I will list the next part of the contest. The winner will be chosen by me on Friday night and revealed the next Saturday morning. This is a four part contest with prizes for each part. The prizes for each one will be:

1: A copy of FFI for the NES.
2: A copy of FFII for the SNES.
3: A copy of FFIII for the SNES.
4: A copy of Crono Trigger for the SNES.

Each contest will be harder than the last because the games just get cooler as the contest goes on. Any member can enter any contest as often as they like, but you may only win one of the contests. A previous winner can enter the next contests just for the fun of it if they like. I am the sole judge of this contest and all winners will be required to PM me their address so that I can mail the games to them.

The contests are:

1: Provide a caption for the picture I provide.
2: Write a paragraph or so describing the event in the picture.
3: Tell a story involving the pictures I provide.
4: Tell a story and provide your own pictures. They can be real pictures that you scanned, pictures taken off the internet, things you've drawn in paint, or whatever. You just have to provide at least four pictures illustrating your story. If you plan to win this contest I recommend starting now.

Entries will be judged in humor, originality, and how well they go along with the pictures..

Now for the first contest and picture. Provide a caption. Mine is in alt text. The winner will be chosen on Friday, March 3rd, and announced the 4th.

All the king's horses and all the king's men...

NO, JOHNNY, NOOOO!

Soon the virus will affect us all and turn us into ZOMBIES OMLETS!!!!

OMG he wasn't yolking! He really did jump!

Question (this is not a caption attempt): Do cartridges have zone, and if so are these games PAL or NTSC?

EDIT: Ok, the second part of that question was rather stupid since none of those games saw a PAL release in the first place...

As far as I know the cartridge will work in both US and Europe, but someone who knows for sure might want to answer.

"Just because he's dead, doesn't mean I can't make fun of the fact that it looks like he's taking a bite out of a giant nipple."

EDIT: I should have made a Clue reference. I just had to go with the female body part though.

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Originally Posted by The Devourer Of Worlds

Question (this is not a caption attempt): Do cartridges have zone, and if so are these games PAL or NTSC?

EDIT: Ok, the second part of that question was rather stupid since none of those games saw a PAL release in the first place...

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Cartridges don't have zones, but you need an American release SNES, not a Japanese release Super Famicom. Etc.

"It's all fun and games until someone gets split open and vomits out their guts."

The members of the Oeuvreville Literary Club were horrified to find, after Mr. Yolk had turn the lights back on, Mr. Shell's scream in their Murder Mystery Extravaganza that evening had indeed been real. The pending investigation would prove to be a messy one.

He seen all of those commercials for egg beaters and it pushedh im over the edge.

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Originally Posted by theundeadhero

1: A copy of FFI for the NES.
2: A copy of FFII for the SNES.
3: A copy of FFIII for the SNES.
4: A copy of Crono Trigger for the SNES.

Each contest will be harder than the last because the games just get cooler as the contest goes on.

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I don't care if it harms my chances of victory, this is quite simply not true. :D

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"Hey guys? I know you're all upset about Egbert and all, but what the hell is that!?"

"OWNED!!!"

"Dude Jimmy drank too much again."

Steve's theory about Anti-Gravity proved to be dramatically unfounded...

"So that's where babies come from..."

The local gangs' fun with the new happy slapping craze had come to a fatal and abrupt end.

"Kinda reminds you of the current US administration, eh guys?"

(Junior Politics Hour)

"He's cracked..."

"Oh my God! You killed Eggy! You bastard!"

Sorry for the swearing, it was necessary. :p

Eggby will be missed..... Wait a minute! He still owes me five bucks!

Edit: Use my second one instead of this one. ANyone else feel free to use this on for themselves.

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Originally Posted by corncracker

Eggby will be missed..... Wait a minute! He still owes me five bucks!

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You haven't happened to heard Weird Al Yankovic's "Why does this always happen to me?"

I'm not doing it for the prize, mainly because I don't have a NES.

"Guys, I said to hardboil yourself! Idiot!"

Why yes i have, good song. I don't have an NES either, now an SNES yes, but I don't really want it. I have the PSversion anyway.

Pilot episode for Law & Order: Scrambled Victims Unit.

"Dude, I think I can see his spleen...."

P.S. OMG! I was sooo going to start a caption compo!! You stoled from meee! (but of course, great minds think alike :cool: )

Kagga:love:

Well, sounds like the prizes are no use to me, but since I have nothing better to do:

“Seriously guys, we really have to come up with a more efficient abortion technique.”

"And, somewhere men are laughing, and little children shout,

but there is no joy in Eggville --
mighty Casey has yolked out."

It's just too bad I own all of these games anyway...:choc2:

"my god, what happened chief"
"The egg tried to escape, he made it to the top of the wall"
"how'd he die?"
"dropping to the other side proved to be his downfall"
"No pun inteded?"
"Naturally"

Stay Super
GG

And in the streets: the children screamed,
The lovers cried, and the poets dreamed.
But not a word was spoken;
The church bells all were broken.
And the three men I admire most:
The father, son, and the holy ghost,
They caught the last train for the coast
The day the Omlette died.

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Originally Posted by Super Delete

Pilot episode for Law & Order: Scrambled Victims Unit.

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You deserve to be punched for that. Hard.

EDIT: Even though you got my vote for the best one, it's still horrible. >=o

corncracker, haven't you already made one?

Stay Super
GG

Meh, I'll try one...

"Dude, what did you eat?!"

"I think I ate some bad eggs..."

Mine sucks...

YEs i have, but I'm not going for the win anyway. Don't have an NES

http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy/eggs.jpg
Kids, this is why you don't take heroine.

i told u i was hardcore

Another victim of Bukkake.

"After failing to make the cheer squad for the third consecutive year, Shelly took her bulimia one step too far."

This is your brain on drugs. Any questions?

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Originally Posted by theundeadhero

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"Wow, Bill sure did want that video game huh? :("

"Aahhhhh!!!!! That will NEVER get out of my carpet! *weeps*"

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Originally Posted by Dr Unne

This is your brain on drugs. Any questions?

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I was going to say this. Unne can't win the prize, though.

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Originally Posted by Sir Walkie

"So that's where babies come from..."

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This one's my favourite XD

http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy/eggs.jpg
"Oh My God, they killed Kenny", "YOU BASTARDS!"

http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy/eggs.jpg

This is your brain on drugs. This is how your family feels. And your friends! And your money! And your future! Any questions?

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Originally Posted by theundeadhero

http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy/eggs.jpg

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Click it or crack it.

(seatbelt)

http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy/eggs.jpg

"So that's what happens when you get an erection."

So undeadhero, will you be deciding the best or will there be a vote of some kind?

There are too many contestants for a vote.

dude...I think he's drunk

"what happens when you give rye to loony bob"

"Mr. Cheney has done it again."

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Originally Posted by Sephiroth's Cage

"Mr. Cheney has done it again."

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I think he's won.

AND THE WINNER: Will be announced tomorrow as well as part two of the contest beginning.

Who were the judges?

I like the Cheney one, but it needs to be worded differently.

I've chosen the few that caused me to laugh aloud and have been asking people not involved which they like best through messenger. The winner hasn't been decided yet.

Dick Cheney won't like us very much. Way to go Cage dude!!! :)

The winner has been decided. Sir Walkie took an early lead with a post that was fairly witty. Then Super Delete started to come up the ranks with his SVI pilot. EDCZXCVBNM and Meat Puppet had some recognition but in the end it came down to Sir Walkie vs Super Delete. With five votes the winner is... ... Super Delete.

Round two will begin shortly.

grrr.... anyone who knew what Bukkake means would instantly demand recount.

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meh.... hi, how are yall.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y17...a/eggsmile.jpg
Don't take Drugs TAKE THE THE EGG! :D

Yeah, there were some good ones, but Del's was the one that stood out.

I feel so honored. I'd like to thank the academy, my family, everyone who helped out with this caption, all the poor superheros who never won anything. This is for you all, my people! The superpower barrier has been broken!

*takes tthis opprotunity to egg Super Delete while his barrier was temporalily down* I still like yours the best though.

Congratulations, Del. Yours was my second favourite. Can you thank me, too? No-one's ever thanked me in a Caption Contest winning speech before.

I want to thank my semi-nemesis Psycho-Whore, for without his powerful Unfunny Beam of Absurd Totality, I would be without the super humor you see before you today.

Thank you for thanking me! I hope you never get a ladder in your superhero tights, and that your superhero cape doesn't get caught on a tall tree or skyscraper whilst you are in flight.

And you're hooked on the whore thing too? My oh my.

Hooked? It's who you are!

*leaves wad of cash on undeadhero's doorstep in an envolope with my name and the words, "Vote for me!" on it*