Man Marries Goat!

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02-26-2006, 08:56 PM
Russielloyd

Man Marries Goat!

Quote:

Originally Posted by BBC News

A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.
The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.

They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.

"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.

Mr Alifi, Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.

"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up".

Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.

"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.

It's bad enough humping a Goat, but to get caught doing so...
I wonder where they are going for their honeymoon!? lol

HILARIOUS.
02-26-2006, 08:58 PM
Rye

That's amazing. xDDDD
02-26-2006, 09:00 PM
Dreddz

Am I the only one who laughed at this ?

Quote:

Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50)
02-26-2006, 09:00 PM
Old Manus

Sounds like too much goatsecx
02-26-2006, 09:01 PM
Venom

I blame the schools.
02-26-2006, 09:01 PM
Shoden

That is hillarious, talk about love at first sight or close to the wild.
02-26-2006, 09:03 PM
TheAbominatrix

I didnt know PETA was active in Sudan.

(SPOILER)omg just kidding it's a south park joke dont murder me
02-26-2006, 09:03 PM
McLovin'

Wow. I wonder how it felt...
02-26-2006, 09:07 PM
Russielloyd

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sephiroth's Cage

Wow. I wonder how it felt...

I'm sure there are goats in America, go find one and find out if you like. ;)
02-26-2006, 09:07 PM
Rye

I wonder if Sudan is polygamous.
02-26-2006, 09:07 PM
themagicroundabout

I wonder if the goat agreed to any of this.
02-26-2006, 09:08 PM
Anaisa

Thats just sick. Those elders are a bunch of pimps.
02-26-2006, 09:09 PM
McLovin'

Quote:

Originally Posted by Russielloyd

I'm sure there are goats in America, go find one and find out if you like. ;)

Scary Stuff man.
02-26-2006, 09:10 PM
nik0tine

sex lol
02-26-2006, 09:10 PM
rubah

Hey, it's better than stoning them both!
02-26-2006, 09:46 PM
Twisted Tinkerbell

That is pretty funny, sick but funny. I wonder if the goat wore white for the wedding?
02-26-2006, 09:54 PM
escobert

hahaha oh wait you guys caught me :(
02-26-2006, 09:59 PM
Jess

The poor thing can't say no! :(
02-26-2006, 10:03 PM
DynasticJam

Thats just sick!
02-26-2006, 10:09 PM
Shlup

I laugh at the genius, and still feel bad for the goat.
02-26-2006, 10:15 PM
Bart's Friend Milhouse

Quote:

"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up".

wow, this is terribly graphic.
02-26-2006, 10:17 PM
Spammerman

What do u think the babies will look like?
02-26-2006, 10:21 PM
Bart's Friend Milhouse

Quote:

Originally Posted by link31793

What do u think the babies will look like?

I dread to think
02-26-2006, 10:55 PM
Spammerman

probably like a debuffed minotaur with a goats head.
02-26-2006, 11:12 PM
Elite Lord Sigma

*falls out of computer chair*
*laughs hysterically*

This is sickening, yet amusing at the same time.
02-26-2006, 11:26 PM
Markus. D

comical but disgusting....
02-26-2006, 11:48 PM
Ultima Shadow

Goats are so horny these days.
02-26-2006, 11:48 PM
mooglebunni608

ew ew ew so wrong... but still funny as hell XD
02-26-2006, 11:53 PM
Chris

So, wrong. Actually, I don't even think it's funny -- more like pathetic.
02-27-2006, 12:00 AM
-N-

Capitalism at its finest.
02-27-2006, 12:05 AM
Yamaneko

Congratulations, Raistlin! I hope you two are happy. :)
02-27-2006, 12:27 AM
Rusty

That's so wrong *goes to be sick*.
02-27-2006, 01:07 AM
Xaven

Poor, poor goat. :(

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yams

Congratulations, Raistlin! I hope you two are happy. :)

xD
02-27-2006, 01:30 AM
Leeza

This is just so sad. :(
02-27-2006, 01:35 AM
nik0tine

I don't get it. :confused:
02-27-2006, 01:46 AM
Black Angel

That is just...sick...weird...demented...I wonder if the dude wanted to marry the goat...Wait...Do we even know if the goat is a "she"??
02-27-2006, 09:12 PM
SilverWind

Quote:

Originally Posted by Russielloyd

I wonder where they are going for their honeymoon!? lol

The hay farm.:p
02-27-2006, 10:27 PM
Resha

Sudan recovers. Slowly. :(
02-27-2006, 11:12 PM
Spammerman

does this remind any1 from that one part in The Animal Cop where they're invesigating something at a farm and he sees the goat that seperate because all teh goats wanted it, and then the guy walks over and does stuff to it?
02-27-2006, 11:49 PM
ffxfreak93

poor goat:(
02-27-2006, 11:58 PM
Stayin Dizzy

what i feel is the worst of it though is this man will likely never take a real wife though. Sadly he must continue his lovemakeing....with a goat :shudders: