It's Chico Time!

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02-28-2006, 11:35 PM
Captain Maxx Power

It's Chico Time!

It had to happen sooner or later. Better me than someone else. Anyone who doesn't live in the UK or doesn't follow X Factor probably won't know what I'm talking about.

Anyways, Chico is pop crap incarnate. The guy is the epitany of cheesiness and everything dreadful about pop. And yet...I can't help but like this guy. He just enjoys what he's doing with aplomb, and really doesn't seem to mind if people take him seriously or not. It makes a change from the usual pretty-boy dancing slowly in the rain (though Chico is one sexhay beast :jokey: ).

So, what say you to Chico : Fun-loving pop pundit, or waste of space/carbon atoms.
02-28-2006, 11:44 PM
-N-

In the US, Chico is a crappy town with a crazy college. Is that the same thing?
02-28-2006, 11:50 PM
~SapphireStar~

Good god this man should have been shot when he auditioned for the X Factor. Complete and utter wanker, cant stand him.
02-28-2006, 11:54 PM
Captain Maxx Power

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neel With A Hat

In the US, Chico is a crappy town with a crazy college. Is that the same thing?

Sort of.
02-28-2006, 11:59 PM
Anaisa

Chico is a cheesy puff. I turned the tv on this morning an saw him saying "its Chico time". I almost brought my breakfast back up.
03-01-2006, 12:31 AM
Jess

Oh dear god. Nooo! :(
03-01-2006, 02:26 AM
Elite Lord Sigma

Chico Marx>>>>>>>>>>The Chico we're talking about
03-01-2006, 08:53 AM
HowlingMonkey

It is? Did you have to remind me? :(
03-01-2006, 09:29 AM
Spiffing Cheese

You can get delirious if you take life too serious!

*shoots self*
03-01-2006, 11:04 AM
Rocket Edge

i HATE that idiot!
03-01-2006, 11:15 AM
Cuchulainn

He is a talentless idiot. Regardless, he's a talentless idiot who's making money for himself. If I was him & I got away with it, I'd do the same. The blame lies not with him, but with the twats & idiots supporting & buying his .
03-01-2006, 01:09 PM
Bart's Friend Milhouse

i don't like this guy one bit or the army of little brats he brings along with him on stage. I especially can't believe how people can indulge themselves into his awful singing and vote for him.
03-01-2006, 04:20 PM
fire_of_avalon

http://www.nostalgiacentral.com/images_tv/chico_01.jpg
?
03-01-2006, 04:26 PM
Zeldy

It dosn't actually bother me too muchm In fact, I laugh at his poor voice. Is there any need for the.. scratchy.. thing at the end of "serious". Its the stuff you here in Metal not Pop.
"If you take life too seriouuuuuussssaaargggghhhh!" wtf? Its sounds like Dani Filth.

I always sing it at all school. It annoys people. Yay!
03-01-2006, 04:27 PM
~SapphireStar~

Quote:

Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon

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You are so lucky not to know what this is :D
03-01-2006, 04:31 PM
Mo-Nercy

They tried X-Factor here in Australia. It bombed and we'll never speak of it again.
03-01-2006, 04:37 PM
~SapphireStar~

Your another lucky one. For some reason us Brits and Americans seem to love embrassing themselves on TV ... that gets repeated.
03-01-2006, 04:45 PM
Dreddz

He has pretty much made a fool out of himself already.
He fell off a platform while he was in Virgin Megastore, also, he kicked somene while doing a performance ( I forget where )
He'll be flipping our burgers in the next couple of months in my opinion.
03-01-2006, 04:46 PM
~SapphireStar~

Quote:

He fell off a platform while he was in Virgin Megastore, also, he kicked somene while doing a performance ( I forget where )

OMG! I laughing just reading that! I hope some angel somewhere on the Internet manages to get footage of both performances :D
03-01-2006, 04:49 PM
DK

I respect anyone who can suck as much as he does and still get stupid peoples money.

Edit: I also respect that he does what he does because he loves doing it and he doesn't give a flying smurf if people hate him or not.
03-01-2006, 04:51 PM
Shoden

This is seriously going to give me bad nightmares, the guy freaks me out and he;s a huge sadist who thinks he's a big muscle man who's gangster.
03-01-2006, 04:56 PM
Dreddz

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bladen

he's a huge sadist

Yes, but who's his masochist ???
03-01-2006, 05:07 PM
Zeldy

Quote:

Originally Posted by ~SapphireStar~

Your another lucky one. For some reason us Brits and Americans seem to love embrassing themselves on TV ... that gets repeated.

"Hiya Barbie". "Heya Ken" "Wanna come for a ride?" "SURE!"
I will never forget that guy <3
03-01-2006, 05:36 PM
~SapphireStar~

OMG! he was on CH4s comedy moments the other night. I laughed at the guy, yet felt sorry for him. Imagine trying to be all 4 members of Aqua at the sametime?! Very scary stuff, guy sounded possed!
03-01-2006, 05:39 PM
Zeldy

Quote:

Originally Posted by ~SapphireStar~

OMG! he was on CH4s comedy moments the other night. I laughed at the guy, yet felt sorry for him. Imagine trying to be all 4 members of Aqua at the sametime?! Very scary stuff, guy sounded possed!

What was number 1? I missed it.
03-01-2006, 05:40 PM
~SapphireStar~

Peter Kay was :D
03-01-2006, 05:41 PM
Zeldy

On phoenix nights? Or Live?
I love that guy! :love:
03-01-2006, 05:52 PM
Dreddz

That was lame, number 2 should of been number 1
Cant believed I stayed up till 1am on a school night to find out it was Peter Kay, hes funny, but I expected it to be something hilarious....
03-01-2006, 05:54 PM
Itsunari 2000

Chico should be consigned to the bowels of hell and erased from all living memory, along with all other pop acts spawned by these shows. I abhorr his pre-packaged la-de-fricking-da cheesiness, his awful gyrations, his stupid name, his obvious lack of talent and the undoubtedly dangerous sentiments he's advocating to millions of clueless teeny-bopper 13 year olds who call themselves " Princess " and will only listen to what their friends listen to, because that makes it cool and original. Chico is suggesting that " you can get delirious if you take life too serious " - this line is dripping with evil. Indeed, let's say " aw to hell with life, to hell with school, and college, and a career and all, let's just party to ty music with our friends because years down the linewe might be 30 years old, and still texting each other about how cute Heath Ledger is, and what Jennifer Lopez has done with her hair, we don't want to have responsibilities. We might get delirious. Tee hee hee ! "

Chico, I hope somewhere in that vacummn of your existence, there is a shred of remorse for destroying the lives of thousands of impressionable youths with your irresponsible message. I hope you drown in your own bile, you bastard.
03-01-2006, 07:02 PM
Lost Number

Ditto
03-01-2006, 07:03 PM
Itsunari 2000

Thank you.

Case closed.
03-01-2006, 07:08 PM
Captain Maxx Power

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kyono

I respect anyone who can suck as much as he does and still get stupid peoples money.

Edit: I also respect that he does what he does because he loves doing it and he doesn't give a flying smurf if people hate him or not.

Exactly the reason why I like the guy. I imagine he's a hoot in real life.
03-01-2006, 11:13 PM
~SapphireStar~

@Zeldy: It was all his live performaces. A great and funny guy, Phoenix Nights is amazing.
03-01-2006, 11:40 PM
Elite Lord Sigma

Quote:

Originally Posted by ~SapphireStar~

Your another lucky one. For some reason us Brits and Americans seem to love embrassing themselves on TV ... that gets repeated.

Especially on American Idol. I heard one guy auditioned by singing the Jigglypuff song. Needless to say, he didn't move on. Two other guys, who dressed up as a clown and the Statue of Liberty, were told by Simon Cowell to get out before they even began singing.