Anti-Dentite

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03-02-2006, 12:15 AM
Miriel

Anti-Dentite

I'm an anti-dentite. Are you an anti-dentite?
03-02-2006, 12:18 AM
Psychotic

Absolutely.
03-02-2006, 12:31 AM
SammieBabe

Yep.
03-02-2006, 12:31 AM
DK

Miriel is anti-beard therefore you can not trust her.
03-02-2006, 12:32 AM
Meat Puppet

I'm with Hsu on this one.
03-02-2006, 12:33 AM
Shoeberto

I remain firm in my position.
03-02-2006, 12:38 AM
Rye

I am, but only to the one I have, who is evil and mean and painful. xD
03-02-2006, 12:42 AM
XxSephirothxX

Nah, not really. You've gotta be pretty messed up to make a career of staring into peoples' mouths, though. They're not to be trusted.
03-02-2006, 12:57 AM
Bowser

Their latex gloves taste bad. :irked:
03-02-2006, 12:58 AM
Yamaneko

Rabid anti-dentite.
03-02-2006, 01:41 AM
Leeza

I used to be, but not presently. Of course, all that may change next year.
03-02-2006, 02:31 AM
kikimm

My mom has made a career of staring into people's mouths, so I'm cool with it.
03-02-2006, 02:38 AM
theundeadhero

I'm anti-dentine gum.
03-02-2006, 02:41 AM
-N-

Next thing you know you'll be saying they should have their own schools!
03-02-2006, 03:01 AM
Del Murder

Nah, they made my teeth all straight and nice. :D
03-02-2006, 03:07 AM
Miriel

I bit a dentist once. And he pricked my cheek with a sharp thingamabob in revenge.
03-02-2006, 03:13 AM
vampirepiggyhunter7

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yamaneko

Rabid anti-dentite.

I love Seinfeld... the show.
03-02-2006, 03:46 PM
Dignified Pauper

The Dentist helps me be vain.
03-02-2006, 03:51 PM
TheSpoonyBard

"This won't hurt at all."

Liars.
03-02-2006, 04:05 PM
Levian

He said he was just gonna look and he pulled out two smurfing tooths.
03-02-2006, 11:53 PM
Shoden

The noise of the drill gets my nerves running and when I'm all sweating and shaking and nervous it hurts more, the numbing needle is very irritating.
03-03-2006, 12:08 AM
Miriel

I hate how a lot of dentists like to play classical music in the background while poking in your mouth with sharp whirly things. Now I can't listen to certain classical music without feeling uneasy. :(
03-03-2006, 12:11 AM
Erdrick Holmes

I'm like the only person in the world who beleives dentistry is nothing but a large scam just to get your money.
03-03-2006, 12:17 AM
Shoden

I used to think that too but I learned that all the tools there are used for dental surgery but the money that goes to the bosses and stuff, hell knows what happens to it in the end.
03-03-2006, 12:36 AM
Xaven

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miriel

I hate how a lot of dentists like to play classical music in the background while poking in your mouth with sharp whirly things. Now I can't listen to certain classical music without feeling uneasy. :(

Same sorta. My dentist plays 90's music and stuff. I never could stand it, but now it's even worse.
03-03-2006, 01:53 AM
Clouded Sky

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miriel

I hate how a lot of dentists like to play classical music in the background while poking in your mouth with sharp whirly things. Now I can't listen to certain classical music without feeling uneasy. :(

classical conditioning my friend, classical conditioning.
03-03-2006, 02:41 AM
Del Murder

Mine plays Kenny G.
03-03-2006, 05:18 AM
Yamaneko

Must be hell.
03-03-2006, 09:32 AM
Anaisa

I only go to the dentist if I have to. I don't bother going for check-ups. When my mum was a youngster the dentist started pulling her teeth out when she was awake, an without any anaesthetic. An not just that, she was wearing a white fur coat(fake fur) an it got covered in blood. Eventually her parents heard her screaming an came to get her. Her parents didn't even kick his ass, im disgusted by that. Personally id have beaten him, an extracted every one of his teeth.
03-03-2006, 06:29 PM
Strider

Bring your own music.

Also, I'm not an anti-dentite.
03-03-2006, 06:49 PM
fire_of_avalon

[ORIN]
When I was younger, just a bad little kid,
My mama noticed funny things I did,
Like shootin' puppies with a B B gun
I'd poison guppies, and when I was done
I'd find a pussycat and bash in its head
That's when my mama said

[CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON]
What did she say?

[ORIN]
She said, "My boy, I think someday
You'll find a way
To make your natural tendencies pay
You'll be a dentist
You have a talent for causin' things pain
Son, be a dentist
People will pay you to be inhumane
Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood
And teaching would suit you still less
Son, be a dentist
You'll be a success

[CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON]
Here he is, folks the leader of the plaque!
Watch him suck up that gas!
Oh, my god!
He's a dentist and he'll never ever be any good
Who wants their teeth done by the Marquis de Sade?

[PATIENT]
Oh that hurts! I'm not numb!

[ORIN]
Oh, shut up. Open wide. here I come!
I am your dentist

[PATIENT]
Goodness gracious!

[ORIN]
And I enjoy the career that I picked

[CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON]
Really love it

[ORIN]
I am your dentist

[PATIENT]
Fitting braces

[ORIN]
And I get off on the pain I inflict

[CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON]
Really love it

[ORIN]
I thrill when I drill a bicuspid

[CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON]
Bicuspid

[ORIN]
It's swell though they tell me I'm maladjusted
And though it may cause my patients distress,
Somewhere, somewhere in heaven above me
I know, I know, that my mama's proud of me
Oh, mama
'Cause I'm a dentist and a success
Say ah!

[PATIENT]
Ah!

[ORIN]
Say ah!

[PATIENT]
Ah!

[ORIN]
Say ah!

[PATIENT]
Ah!

[ORIN]
Now spit!
03-03-2006, 10:08 PM
Samuraid

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=dentite

No matches. Don't know what it means. :p
03-03-2006, 10:50 PM
Rye

I really like the word Dentite. I must use it more.
03-03-2006, 10:56 PM
Dreddz

http://img387.imageshack.us/img387/1010/164787pm.jpg
It had to be done.