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Tupac
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Let me say for the record, I am not a gangster and never have been. I`m not the thief who grabs your purse. I`m not the guy who jacks your car. I`m not down with the people who steal and hurt others. I`m just a brother who fight back
My favourite at the moment is:
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If you always put limits on yourself and what you can do, physical or anything, you might as well be dead. It will spread into your work, your morality, your entire being. There are no limits, only plateaux. But you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. If it kills you, it kills you.
"Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. Get wasted all the time and you'll have the time of your life!"
It was from Billy Connerlys last tour in New York.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Henri Ellis
"My mother never realized the Irony in calling me an SOB," JAck Nicholsen.
"Violence is not the answer, its a posotive solution," some random friend.
"To be Forgoten is worse than death," Freya, FF IX
"The song is, the song is I... Mirror mirror on the wall, show me, define me. I am not an ant-existance! I am the perfect Chain!" Albedo, Xenosaga Episode 1.
"My head is given me life or death, but I can't choose," Foo Fighters, Best of you.
Might post more later.
Pretty much the entire comedy show. THAT guy's comedy show. *points down*
If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with kings - nor lose the common touch;
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you;
If all men count with you, but none too much;
-Rudyard Kipling
"live a life in h*** through a mortal shell asphyxiating
smell for a crime lifetime imagination
locked in a cell and to the other
firstborn, i see the same scene that
must play over in your mind and now
how much more i'm sure it's smurfed with
your head just like it's smurfed up mine.
"listen my son-firstborn last one"
the message you sent out to me-
i can not change what's meant to be
I can not change what's meant to be"
-Celldweller 'The Last Firstborn'
[leeza]Do not go around the filters. ~ Leeza[/leeza]
Wow, all you guys have pretty serious quotes.
"Er... Well, y'know. You can't make an omelette without destroying a forest. Or something." -Black Mage
"I am the black mage! I casts the spells that makes the peoples fall down!" Black Mage
"Why, it would take some kind of insane meglomaniacal fiend to take pleasure in wielding the tapestry of creation to focus pure energy into reality through nothing more than my own will, the rush of electricity through my being, the power--My God, The power! IT'S THE ONLY TIME I FEEL ALIIIIIIIIIIVE!" -Black Mage
"Ribs... broken. Organs... bleeding. Spleen... still unaccounted for. (wheeze)" - Black Mage
"Aw, I don't mind. I've been stabbed by Black Mage lots of times. Usually in my sleep. Anyway, it's not that bad. - Fighter
"I bet he fainted from exertion, what with carrying around all these items that are high in um... value. I should liberat them. Er, for his own good of course." - Thief
"So yeah. That's four orbs of light. Don't touch them, they are hot. Hot with destiny." Black Mage
"Wait, you mean we should forget what you said, or we should forget the part before that which I have already forgotten since it didn't involve swords and is therefore meaningless?" - Fighter
"Run for the hills! Your swords, as shiny as they may be, are powerless against the spider's wrath! The invisible spider God will smite us all! No one is safe! All is doomed! - Fighter
"Well, I'm lazy as hell so I'll go check out the Inn and test the beds with copious amounts of napping. Let's meet there at sun down to rest up before heading out." - Black Mage
"Why don't you go with thief so I can forget that you exist and let the unending tide of rage that I call 'being awake' simmer down to a mere powder keg of fury." - Black Mage
"If I kill Fighter, will I gain his sword power?" - Red Mage
"No I never beat the living hell out of some old guy and ran off with his gold and spent it all on a collection of ancient spells that could easily level a small kindgdom (or very large township) if they were placed into the wrong hands--HANDS SUCH AS MY OWN!" - Black Mage
"Shut up. I've been hanging out with fighter all day. I could literally feel him sucking away at my... brain-thinky score thing.
"How much swords could a sword-chuck chuck if a sword-cuck could chuck swords? I made that up all by myself." - Fighter
"Did you know that neither Mr Pibb or Dr Pepper us the little dot thingie for their abbreviations? They both start with a P too. You just know that can't be a coincidence. The truth is out there..." - Fighter
"Fighter, shut up or I will stab your face off." Black Mage
"HA! Who needs wits when you've got swords!" - Fighter
"I picked out the turkey, he has a tasty score of +5/+5!" -Red Mage
Go 8-bit theatre! This isn't half my favorite quotes, but I didn't want to post them all.
mine is the one under my sig , i wrote it myself.
Good quote.
Fine, I'll go unserious. xD
Every quote on SoM theater. <3.
And then this quote which I know it's from something other then beside's my head.. so if you know could you tell me? =]
"But if the dream happens, then it never really was a dream to begin with, was it?"
"Save a baby seal...Club a liberal!"
"You have ONE advantage over me.....You can kiss my ass and I can't!"
"When you lose someone, you realize just how much that person means to you, So maybe its a good thing they're gone. So you can see just how much that person means to you."
I don't know where those came from, but they are some gooooood quotes! ^_^
Unserious
Gin Rummy: Can I find him? I ll be on his ass faster then Spencer for smurfin hire. I dont care if his momma, his baby momma, his debt collector, his bailbondsman, his grandmother. Ill leave his whole block filled with hot brass. And you know why cus I just dont give a smurf
Humourous ones:
"He is YOUR god, They are YOUR rules, YOU burn in Hell!"
The definition of "SAINT": "A dead liberal who is worshipped by living conservatives."
I found these here: Pagan Humor
OMG I have to pull a quote from this idiot in my last trimester history class. We were taking the final, and he looked at me and asked "Whos Mien Kampf?" He pronounced it, Me-an Camp-f.
"Ouchkibibbles"
LMAO! That is awsome.
OMG! That is great. <3.
T-RexQuote:
Dude. We can sexy is totally going to be my epitath.
Dinosaur Comics.
Chairman Sheng-Ji YangQuote:
We hold life to be sacred, but we also know the foundation of life consists in a stream of codes not so different from the successive frames of a watchvid. Why then cannot we cut one code short here, and start another there? Is life so fragile that it can withstand no tampering? Does the sacred brook no improvement?
"Dynamics of Mind"
Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri
Konstantin Tsiolkovsky ('The father of rocketry')Quote:
The Earth is the cradle of the mind, but one cannot stay in the cradle forever.
This was on a bumper sticker
"Don't worry bill, I would've cheated on hillary to."
Best bumper sticker ever made.
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDQuote:
Originally Posted by Doomie
"Fifty cent a lot of money. You save fifty cent here then you go somewhere else you save another fifty cent, then you one dollar! Then you take your dollar, you go to the dollar store you buy something else!"
"Anfony!"
Another goos bumpa sticka said
Us
Shootin
Asama
Another good bumper sticker:
"OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING WATCH THE ROAD PSYCHO!!!"
I like the quotes on shot glasses,
"I'm not as think as you drunk I am."
and
"No occifer, I swear to drunk I'm not God."
King of the hill
Peggy reads this womans bumpersticker which says My Child Is An Honor Student at Westbrook Elementary
Peggy: Oh yeah well my child is god to billions of Asians
Here is what one of my friend's said to me once.
"Bobby! Bobby! Sailor Moon is not real!"
>>> "My first wish is to see this plague of mankind, war, banished from the earth." -- George Washington
Such a great joke. I fell out of my chair laughinQuote:
Originally Posted by black orb
Coming from a guy who had slaves.Quote:
Originally Posted by black orb
Hence the joke.Quote:
Originally Posted by Übel
>>> lol, Quoting GW never fails..
No it doesnt
Death Penalty, I know you started the thread, but please don't spam it up by responding to every post.
Sorry Leeza
My english teacher: Chill. Boy dont you tell me to chill.*precceds to throw a hardcover To Kill A Mockingbird book right at the back of his head with true blue accuracy*
heh you replied to Leeza's post.
That moment I posted above reely happened today. Man funny. She also damned a boy to hell for chewin gum in class. This woman is in her 70s
so then you replied to his post :/
Damnit Bert always stealin my thunder wait I wasnt supposed to reply was I.
Thanks BertQuote:
It's suicidal, how I smoke in so much la'
I saw a dead bird flyin through a broken sky
Wish I could flap wings and fly away
So like.. How many posts are you suppose to wait for until you can post? :confused:
I think Eyeson wants us to be anti-social.. but... that would make this all irrelevent. :mad:
<3.
You omly have to wait one
I see. I guess I got confused by what leeza said about you didn't have to respond to everything even though it's your thred.. 'cause it was spamming. I'm all cleared up now.. Sort of.
WE're all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. - Oscar Wilde
Kitten just reminded me of something a friend told me once. "Shoot for the stars, because you might just land on the moon" (I think the point of it to say that even if your dreams may seem unreachable, still go for them because even if you do not achieve them you might at least make it part way there. Baby steps.) I will never forget that either.
"Truth cannot be sacrificed at the altar of pretended tolerance. Real tolerance is deference to all ideas, not indifference to the truth." - R. Zacharias
Cogito Ergo Doleo - I think, therefore I am depressed
"I love being married. It's nice to find that one person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." -Rita Rudner
"Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people." - Eleanor Roosevelt
"I met the girl that works at the DoubleTree front desk. She gave me her phone number; it's Zero. I tried to call her from here; some other woman answered. I said, "You sound older." - Mitch Hedberg
Aw man Mitch Hedberg (R.I.P.) is the best.
When I was younger I slept in my twin size bed wonderin' where my othere brother was. - Mitch
He really is...
"I like an escalator man, because an Escalator can never break, It can only become stairs, There will never be an 'escalator temorary out of order' sign, only an 'Escalator temorary stairs, sorry for the conveince'"
<3.
lmao, man I've never even heard that one.
Watch the Comedy Central 30 minute special.
"I think Pizza hut is the cockiest pizza chain on the planet, because pizza hut will accept all competitors(sp) coupons, That makes me wish I had my own Pizza place, Mitch's Pizzaria, this weeks coupon, Unlimited Free Pizza, Special note: Not good at any of the Mitch's Pizza locations, free pizza oven with purchuse of a small coke, Two for Tuesday, Buy one pizza get one franchise free"
"Our government is run by Democrats and Republicans working together. And the only thing stupider than a Democrat or a Republican is when these p!@cks work together. The Republican party is a party of bad Ideas, and the Democratic party is a party of no Ideas. The way it works is a Republican stands up in congress and goes, 'Hey! I got a really bad Idea!" and the democrat goes 'And I can make it SH$ttier!"
"President Bush has given casino's in New Orleans one billion dollars to rebuild, so that people who have not lost their homes will still have the chance to do so."
Both by Lewis Black.
I love Lewis Black, in one joke he sums up how stupid the government is and school.
"These guys believe that a 350 billion dollar tax cut will stimulate the economy, and they are full of [img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img]. Because they don't know what stimulates the economy. The economy goes up, it goes down, it goes up, it goes down, it goes up, it goes down, nobody knows why the smurf it happens. And I know this because I took economics, and I'd explain it to yea'... but I flunked that course. Not my fault. They taught it at 8 o'clock in the morning. And there is absolute nothing that you can learn out of one bloodshot eye."
From a totally awesome bumper sticker.
"No Jesus, no life. Know Jesus, Know life."
And another great one
"Friends don't let friends die without Jesus."
"To jaw-jaw is always better than to war-war"
-Winston Churchill
"You cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war"
-Albert Einstein
"If a man cannot choose, he ceases to be a man."
-Clockwork Orange
"Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it wasn't nothing?"
-Brian
"For you, the day Bison graced your town was the most important day of your life. But for me: it was Tuesday."
-M. Bison
“Clark Kent is Superman’s critique on the entire human race”
-Bill
“Oh smurf ‘em…If they hadn’t of done what I told them not to do, they'd still be alive."
-Mr Blond
“When you came pulling in here, did you happen to see the sign on my lawn saying 'Dead ####er Storage'? You know why you didn’t see that sign? ‘Cause it ain’t there ‘cause storing dead ####ers ain't any of my smurfing business that’s why!”
-Jimmy
One From Film
Colonel Ehrhardt: Oh, yes. As a matter of fact I saw him on the stage when I was in Warsaw once before the war. What he did to Shakespeare we are doing to Poland.
(To be or not to be ~ 1942)
One From TV
Homer Simpson: Cruel Fate, why do you mock me?
One from Real Life
Clinton: I did not have sex with that woman
One From a Video Game
Tiny squash puny kart!
(Crash Team Racing ~ PS)