YES i do wish they were real cause they're so flippin cute and you can ride em and make them fat and and oh man why'd i start this forum i could go on all day
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YES i do wish they were real cause they're so flippin cute and you can ride em and make them fat and and oh man why'd i start this forum i could go on all day
If they were real I would catch them and eat them.
>_>
<_<
Oh man, I sure hope so. I heard Chocobo meat is good. :D
noooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU EVIL PERSON
Mmm, chocobo's. :drool:
And here's proof.Quote:
Originally Posted by Agent Proto
http://www.jinx.com/scripts/details....&productID=523
Mmmm! Chocobos....barbequed :drool:
AHHH YOU PEOPLE ARE FREEKIN CRAZY HOW COULD YOU:eek: :( :cry: YOU PEOPLE NEED HELP WHY WOULD YOU WANNA EAT THEM!!!
'Cause they taste good. Read the link. It's proof.
They are sooo tasty! Thats why.
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Originally Posted by kid_chronocrossrules
They resemble chicken, that's why. And a rather large one at that, and who doesn't wanna feast on a big chicken?
sigh)i guess your right chickens ARE mighty tasty^^
There ya go. Now go eat a chocobo.Quote:
Originally Posted by kid_chronocrossrules
Yeah Chocobos are so tasty and it pwns chicken :p
(sigh)ok... but somebodys gotta kill it for me i dont think i can do it:cry:
Okay...*hands chocobo leg to kid* Hows that?
Here's a wing.
Once you catch it and start cooking, here are a couple serving suggestions for you...
Serve it with a side of Gysahl Greens...
Serve it with a filet of Moogle (even the pompoms would make a nice side dish)
EDIT: I want a leg, Kentucky fried, extra crispy, please.
Mmm.... Choco is mucho delicioso.
Yeah but i'd be afraid of inbreeding.
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Originally Posted by vampirepiggyhunter7
Si, Chocobo es muy bueno y delicioso, no?
EDIT: *dies from laughing at Lekana's post*
Moogle...YUM :drool:
okay yeah (looks at menue)ill have the chocobo wing with a side of gysal greens ^^lmao
That's gotta be the funniest thing I've read in a long time. roflmaoQuote:
Originally Posted by Lekana
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Originally Posted by kid_chronocrossrules
Okay, what dressing would you like on that Gysahl green salad? We have potion, hi-potion, ether, or phoenix down.
EDIT: *tosses ff7+ff10 gurl 100 a fried moogle* There ya go.
Or maybe a good elixer.
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Originally Posted by Kain's_girl
That costs extra though.
Yay!!! *eats*Quote:
Originally Posted by Justin
ummm ill take the high potion thankyou
They have "Chocobo Inbreeder" Shirts from that comic on the net somewhere XD I love it.
Sides, why would you be afraid of the inbreeding? Most of the chickens out there are inbred anyways. If they're too mental, club em young and have choco-veal.
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Originally Posted by kid_chronocrossrules
Aaaand...how would you like your chocobo served? Also, what seasoning would you like?
Yes, but it tastes so good.Quote:
Originally Posted by Justin
Perhaps a Moomba for dessert, anyone?
Only if its the Filet, the strips are outta season.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kain's_girl
Mee! I want Moomba with extra chocolate plz!:D
I wonder if the color of the chocobo changes the flavor of the chocobo meat.
And how would you serve a moomba for dessert? Chop one up and put it in a pie or something?
Sounds like a good idea to me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Justin
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Originally Posted by ChocoboDragon
Good point. How would you make one for dessert though...
*Accidently deleted last post* Whoops...
Not sure... but there must be some foreign special for making meat into a kinda dessert... Moomba under glass maybe?Quote:
Originally Posted by Justin
Well, make it a pot pie and cover it in chocolate with whip cream and a cherry. Who know, maybe Moomba's are sweet tasting.Quote:
Originally Posted by Justin
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Originally Posted by Kain's_girl
It's worth a try.
WHERE'S MY CHOCOBO IM GETTIN HUNGRY :mad2:
Well the Shumi Tribe did kinda remind me of Tofu (Not really, but you know, whatever) so maybe its kinda a tasteless delicacy that you have to make sweetened...
I dunno... Darn it Jim, Im a Gamer, not a Gourmet Chef...
*runs off*
(EDIT: Decided to be a little more lenient with language since sensors didn't pick up.)
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Originally Posted by kid_chronocrossrules
Don't complain! You didn't answer me on how you wanted it served yet.
It's 'Justin'. Not 'Jim'.Quote:
I dunno... Dammit Jim, Im a Gamer not a Gourmet Chef...
That's a possibility too.Quote:
Originally Posted by ChocoboDragon
Man, I'm really wanting to eat some chocobo.
Me too.
tch you can ferget your 20 double dollar tip
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Originally Posted by kid_chronocrossrules
You STILL didn't tell me how you wanted your chocobo prepared. Quit yer damn complaining. :rolleyes2
My Humble apologies, Sir.Quote:
Originally Posted by Justin
Yeah Likewise... though it kinda makes me feel a little cannibalistic... *Twitch twitch*Quote:
Originally Posted by ff7+ff10 gurl 100
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Originally Posted by ChocoboDragon
*notices the twitching and shoves kid_chronocrossrules, ff7+ff10 gurl 100, and Kain's_girl in front of him* Stay awaaay!
Whom of us has not been craving some delicious Kilika Firaga'd Chocobo?
yeah ok ok you got me lmao i love ticking people off ^^ i want it freid like chicken like kentucky fried lmao
True, True.Quote:
Originally Posted by rubah
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Originally Posted by rubah
No, not Firaga'd. I want some Kilika Ifrit-style Hellfire Chocobo.
Nooo, I don't wanna be eaten!!! :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Justin
Same here.Quote:
Originally Posted by Justin
>_> <_<Quote:
Originally Posted by Kain's_girl
*shoves Kain's_girl in front of ff7+ff10 gurl 100 and kid_chronocrossrules* *evil laugh*
*AHEM* Rephrase: *Takes a look at his SN and notices that its half chocobo* I feel like Im betraying the Chocobo half of my SN in feeling canabalistic. Kain's girl, my dear, you need not worry for human is much to rough XD.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kain's_girl
NOOOOO!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Justin
lol :D
Phew. Okay. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by ChocoboDragon
Well in the case that you want to be eaten. Ill have Roast Chocobo with a side of Kain's Girl! *Pulls out utensils*Quote:
Originally Posted by Kain's_girl
No, no. I'm not fast enough at editing my post. Still kind of new at quoting. :D
why am i being shoved i dont understand:eek: :mad:
Ah ha! Well then. *Cancels order and puts utensils away*Quote:
Originally Posted by Kain's_girl
Was getting hungry too... for shame :tongue:
Haha! :laugh:
lol Thank goodness.Quote:
Originally Posted by ChocoboDragon
lol hmmm i told the person how i wanted my chocobo cooked where the hell is it :(
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Originally Posted by kid_chronocrossrules
You, Kain's_girl and ff7+ff10 gurl 100 are my *snicker* meat shields from the cannibalistic C.D.
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Originally Posted by kid_chronocrossrules
*hands kid_chronocrossrules a greasy, heart-stopping portion of Kentucky-fried Chocobo*
noooooooo un hand me you fiend!!!!!YAY FOOD
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Originally Posted by kid_chronocrossrules
Unhand you? I just shoved you in front of me. I'm not even touching you. :greenie:
lol) riggghht suuuree w/e >_> <_<
where'd everybody go?:cry: i was having fun
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Originally Posted by kid_chronocrossrules
And there you are, standing there. You could have run away. You deserve to be eaten for that. *whistles for C.D.'s attention and points at kid_chronocrossrules* Eat.
AHHHHH BANANA RUN FER YER FLIPPIN LIVES I DONT WANNA BE EATIN :eek: HOLY SHINIKIES
Better you then me. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by kid_chronocrossrules
*runs away*
Well...uh....who wants dessert? >_> <_< v_v
NEVER!!!!I HAVE DREAMS (pulls out huge sword)DIE BATTOSIA!!!:mad2:
*feels stupid just standing there holding moomba dessert*
Aw, screw it!
*Pulls out an even larger sword*
*runs around like a maniac*
(runs in circles yellling)DONT MAKE ME USE MY ALCHEMY ILL TAKE ON ALL YOU MOOMBA'S AND ILL GET PONY-MAN ON MY SIDE (aka Roy Mustang the flame alchemist) HECK YEAH!! :screwy:
hahahahahaaaaaaa i knew it all ya'll out of Cheetos and got no guts to fight me ^^ AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA
I'm a homunculus. Bring it on. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by kid_chronocrossrules
even better hehehehahahahahahahahaha (clap)spark)ive seen the gate i can use alchemy without a circle
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Originally Posted by kid_chronocrossrules
You took too long. You're already dead due to slow response. ^_^
well its not my fault my computers slow and gay :( oh well i thought i was already dead i fergot to use holy water on my self(uses holy water hehehehe now... to kill alphonce that piece of crap got my havoc shot >_<
I don't know what the hell chocobs are but i do wish that chocobos were real. They wouold be awesome pets, different colors with different abilities. I would be a master chocobo breeder and knight, crossing oceans and climbing mountains testing my skills and bringing justice to this crappy world!
FINALLY someone who actually wants to have a chocobo fer a pet
Chocobos would be great as pets and a good form of transportation. No more bad fumes from cars or buses.
I still say they'd be better to eat though.
Meh I would love having a chocobo, but Justin's right, there would still be a lot of new, bigger KFC opening all over the place.
of course, because ostriches are too ugly. and those chocobos should be able to come in different colors like in Final Fantasy IX...
Chocobos could never replace Kitties, but they sure would be nice to have. Especially black ones, they can fly :cat:
WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU PPL?! ARE YOU DEMENETED?!?!:eep:
WOOHOOO REENO'S BACK IN THE FORUMS!!!!!!KATIIEEE WHERE ARE YOUU I KNOW YOUR HERE
<_<
>_>
O.O...WHAT THE HECK?!:Oo:
guess what i had chocobo fer dinner me and my kittie were hungry:D finger lickin good
YOUR KITTIE ATE YOU?! OMG!!!:eek:
Chocobos sure would be useful if they were real. They'd be convienient for transportation. More chocobos, less cars. Less cars, less pollution. Less pollution, less greenhouse effect. Less greenhouse effect, less ... I don't know. I'll think of something
NO my kittie didnt eat me event though we're sworn enemy's >_> <_< ...........and yea they'd be usefull SAVE THE TREE'S!!!!!!!!!
For future reference, Fat Chocobo's Family Restaurant is now serving a delicious stirfry dinner with scrambled chocobo eggs topped off on fried rice served with stirfried chocobo meat and assorted greens. Just click on the Chat link and once your Java's all loaded up, type "/join #fat_chocobo".
...............AND THEY CALL ME CRAZY?! Hi^^:D
MAN THAT SUCKS i cant get on the chat i have to download all this crap and i dont think im aloud to :( jade did you leave me?????
......Y is every1 obssessed WITH EATING CHOCOBOS!!! THEY ARE CUTE AND FLUFFY!!! NOT MEANT FOR EATING!!! Did you forget about the Chocbo-eater in Final FantasyX??? I DIDN'T!! HE KNOCKED ME OFF A DARN CLIFF
haha i killed that cracka in like 2min he was easy and yes i love them but think about it you like chocobo's and you must like chickens and you must like to eat chicken so you eat things you like alive or dead you see so they forced me to eat one and now it is yer turn jade join us join us join us JOIN US JOIN US
Ooo. Are we having another chocobo feast? :hyper:
yuppers another chocobo feast and we need to convince jade into eating a chocobo
And I just found out about this now?
Join us Jade. Join the dark side. Chocobo's taste good. :drool:
goshdarnit she hasnt come back yet where is she darn you katie (jade )ill be back im gonna get her (grabs sword )lmao
LOL!!!!
NOOO!!! I SHALL NEVER JOIN YOU!!!-runs away-
It's all a facade. She's probably secretly eating a chocobo right now. :shifty:
AH! HOW DAAARE YOU! I would NEVER eat one of the poor, sweet, and innocent little chocobos!
jade.......dont make me get pony-man think about it,you want to make roy happy dont you so eat the chocobo do it(jade where are you dont leave me i dont wanna be alone)
Just think of it as a giant chicken, Jade. C'mon, eat one with us.
yea listen to kain's_girl plus im getting hungry so hurry up anfd get yer but back here (the go-tarts are'nt hittin the spot anfd im otta cheetos ><
Say, where the hell are all the veteranpostersspammers?
the whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa????
.....You are ALWAYS out of cheetos...I SHALL NOT JOIN YOU EVIL CHOCOBO EATERS!! AHHH
I KNOW IM ALWAYS OTTA FREEKIN CHEETOS DANGIT:cry: SOME BODY NEEDS TO BUY ME A NEW BAG!!!man its just like the cartoon i made all over again (copied from the cartoon i made)"how...was the soup""?""OH LOOK im otta cheetos foowy" "awww thats a shame"
............Am I the only sane one here?! .....Or at least PARTIALLY sane one?!
you are soooooooooooooo not sane ive seen you at school i mean you hang out with freaks like me jessie and amanda (people who have laughing siezures)
-smiles innocently-:p
>_> <_< ^^ okay if you dont eat a chocobo right now im gonna get pony-man
Try to stay on topic, kids. I'd be crushed if this thread is closed.
Eat a chocobo, Jade. All the cool kids are doing it.
....Am I supposed to be scared of Pony-Man? The worst he could possibly do is make me wear a mini-skirt....-twitches-Evil..
yea lets listen to kains girl and stop talking about fma ythis is the longest thread i ever made and i dont wanna get it closed so eat it
But...but...:crying2:
But what if I'm not one of the cool kids??:shifty:
You will be when you eat the chocobo. He, he. Come on, EAT it!. :D
NEVEEERRR!!!
YOU SHALL NEVER MAKE ME EAT A SWEET, INNOCENT, FLUFFY, CUDDLY, and...uhhh...ummm...ADORABLE CHOCOBOS! Don't forget cuute^^:choc2:
hey jade guess what i had fer dinner ????:))
:cry: YOU ALLL LEFT ME!!!
AHHHH!!! IT'S THE GIANT CHOCOBO EATER!!!
grabs sword and kills it you are saved local citizen
.................WTH?! YOU ARE THE CHOCOBO EATER!!!
but there was a REAL chocobo eater behind you
and now yer alone with me ORYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
-backs away-
.................its not a good thing to listen to sephiroths theme while you chat you somewhat go crazy:laughing: -_- (takes out a chocobo wing kentucky fried and eats it mmmmmmmmmmmm yummy) here trie it
AH! NOOOOO! STAY AWAY FROM ME!!!-runs for the hills-
YOU CAN NOT ESCAPE ME!!!!!(chases after you)
-takes out a sword and holds it to your neck-:mad2:
you cannot beat my 7ft sword
takes your arm and swings you forward
then swings it really fast
WTFH?!
you take your sword to my throat and you will die i dont like threats
I didn't threaten you^^My SWORD did:D
riiiggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhttttttt sure what eva you say (takes sword and breaks it in half and grabs your arm
NOW EAT THIS CHOCOBO (shoves it in yer mouth)i didnt want to have to use force but its too late NO MORE PITTY
-spits it out, disgusted-:eek:
shove's it back in there dirt and all and tapes yer mouth shut
-dies-
well ................................looks like she's otta cheetos............(while holding jades corps in my arms i yell NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.........she didnt give me back my chrono cross darn her (pulls out a phienoxdown and uses it on jade )YOUR ALIVE
A phoenix is a pertty bird^^:p
dumbass takes chocobo forces it down your throat
-dies...again-
we can do this all night i got millions of phienoxdowns (then casts it on you)
-smiles innocently-:)Dunno what you're talkin' about^^
yes you do dont play dumb
o.O...But I AM dumb...
YES AND SO AM I BUT YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ATE A CHOCOBO
WUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA (danm you sephiroth why do you control my mind0
Chocobo is fluffy....not good chicken
Clouds are fluffy....why haven't I already posted here?
es both
Nu-uh! They is fluffy...NOT EDIBLE!
lol now its the clash of clouds and chocobo's
I wonder if Clouds taste as good as chocobo.
Übel, kid_chronocrossrules, Jade, we do not spam threads like this. Don't do it again.