so who thinks they have a good pick up line? well lets see it here on this thread. for ex. i wish i was cross eyed so i could see you twice.
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so who thinks they have a good pick up line? well lets see it here on this thread. for ex. i wish i was cross eyed so i could see you twice.
chaos: My name is Trumpet Thief.
Rubedo: And the girl will reply: "THE Trumpet Thief? OMG, like wanna go out! :D"
I wish you were a door knocker, so then I could bang you all day long. ;)
I just got a new library card can I check you out?
Did your father steal the stars out the skys and put them in your eyes
The clothes look good on you baby, But they would look eve better on my bedroom floor
Use your legs when picking things up, never your back.
Take care all.
Quick, somebody post the chloroform one.
Hello. Want to be my girlfriend? :ghost:
Hey baby, I'm famous on the internet. Well, on one site. Well, half of that site, I have no business "South of the border" as we like to call it, ha ha ha! :laugh:
I get like, three a night. :cool:
You raped them didnt you Psychotic
"It's not rape if you pay them!" that's what my mother always used to say.
How did I guess
If you were icecream, I'd eat you with a fork.
(I dunno...)
"Hey babe, I'm like Calculus. I'm so hard you'll be doing me on your desk all night long" is my favourite. I read it in Mr. MILF's LJ!
Its if you were ice cream I would lick you clean
"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Levian
*hi fives LevLev*
How you doin'? :jokey:
My love for you's like Diariah, I just can't hold it in.
How did you get through security, cause baby your the bomb.
You must of fallen from heavan, cause you got nice cans.
Do you use windex on your pants? Cause I can see myself in them.
If you were a booger id pick you... :lol:
Hello there, wanna play?
this is actually a pick up line my friend made up or he thinks he made up:
I wanna hit ur iceburg and go down like the titanic
I dont know if anyone has heard that one or not but i laughed the first time i heard it lol
did it hurt?
when you fell from heaven
lawlz :D
and
if i could re-write the alphabet, I'd put "u" and "I" together :P
yeah.....
you and I meeting reminds me of a movie, wanna go to lunch?
Got any Bert in you? Want some?
I know you must be tired, because you have been running through my mind ALL night!
If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the Holidays?
"Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally have get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children. For God's sake, if you dance with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going."
Fregging Ingenious.
This one, applied correctly, may actually have a prayer on the "laugh and talk" angle
What's your name? That's a beautiful name. Can I ask you one single, impulsive question? Are you in love at the present moment? I'm not the type of guy to impede on another man's happiness but if the answer is "No" I'd like to continue with my rhapsody. Has anybody ever told you that you glide? (What?) It's a very special quality, every other girl in this place merely plods along but you glide, girls who glide need guys who make them "thump." (What's thump?) You think about him, you can't eat, you can't sleep, you watch the phone waiting for it to ring. Girls who glide need guys who make them "thump," I can make you "thump." Have dinner with me.
You must be a parking ticket because you have fine written all over you
If you were a burger, you would be called Mcgorgeous
Baby you like what you see cus I like waht i see on my bedrooom floor
You must drink a lot of milk, because you look like you do a body good.
Your name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
Your name must be Gillette, because you look like the best a man can get.
I thought it went "It's not rape if you yell suprise!" then the other rule is "Dead girls can't say no!" I know I know, Im horrible.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
I've always been partial to "Nice shoes, wanna smurf" Myself.
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Captain
OHEMGEE! Cap'n's a perv!
girl, you smell like fritos thats why im giving you this hungy stare
stop drop and roll baby cause you on fire
i bet your magicaly delicous like a bowl of lucky charms
your so hot your gonna melt
do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk by again
i wanna be your krakatoa let my lava flow all over you
your absolutely pefect dont speak you might spoil it
your eyes are bluer than the water in my toilet
i wana be your love torpedo
you must be jamacan cause your jamacan me crazy
i bet your outfit makes a lot of noise at dinner
id like to take you home right now so you can meet my mom
You've ehard I wanna be your lover by wierd al, havn't you?
yes i own it
I've lost my number, can I have yours?
Those pants look becoming on you, and if I was on you I'd be coming, too
Yeah, I own it too. The thing is, most of the pickup lines in this thread are from that song....with an exception of some.Quote:
Originally Posted by corncracker
Here's one, courtesy of Billie Joe Armstrong of Green Day--
"Approach someone you've never seen before and say,"Hi! Wanna have sex and get married? *pause* Sorry."
Damn I gotta memorize that.Quote:
Originally Posted by mooglegirl608
"Hey there. It is clear you want the [-rude substitute word for 'penis' that I would get banned for posting here, and rightly so!-], so let us make arrangements!"
(while she's talking, eating or drinking) "I could show you a much better use for that mouth of yours."
"How about I give you something other than my autograph?"
If you ever had sex with a machine, that's what it's like with me. 'Cause I'm like a sex machine.
I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room. (i like this one)
Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
Screw me if I'm wrong, but I could swear you were Julia Roberts.
If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
(Why?)
'Cause I could see myself in your pants.
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
How would you like your eggs tomorrow morning?
Scrambled or fertilized?
Hi, my name's {name}. Remember it, you'll be screaming it later tonight!
Gosh! :grinpink:
People tell me I could be a carpenter, because I really know how to screw.
I ain't Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock.
Albedo: "Hey little girl, want some candy?" or "Miss, do you know where Main Street is?". *laughs maniacally*
Trowa: Ugh...
Good ol' Anchorman.Quote:
I'm just gonna throw something out there, you can either take it and run, or throw it right back at me....I wanna be on you....I mean....I wanna be on you!
Ew....I just got it.....Quote:
Originally Posted by Jess
"Quit undressing me with your eyes! Ermm... I mean..."
That reminds me, you sent me a PM an asked me if I could smell chloroform! Anyway, I don't need pick up lines. When your as irresistible as me, you don't need to give people any encouragement.Quote:
Originally Posted by Levian
Hey baby Im hot your hot. If we wnated we could make it as hot as July
Your pops must have played the trumpet, because your makin me horny:meditate:
Your so fly I need a net to cathc you
Who the hell catches flys with nets?!Quote:
Originally Posted by Death Penalty
Butterfly net
Oh I was about to use that pick up line on you too, good thing I didn't!Quote:
Originally Posted by Anaisa
Then that would be: "Your so Butterfly, I need a net to catch you....."Quote:
Originally Posted by Death Penalty
You'll have to think of another one now.Quote:
Originally Posted by RSL
-Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
-If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
-If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?
-Congratulations! you've been voted "most beautiful girl in this room" and the grand prize is a night with me!
Your dad must be a baker, 'cause you got nice buns
I think heaven's missing an angel
My face is leaving in 15 minutes. Be on it
Nice one! :beer:Quote:
Originally Posted by Vyk
What's really bad is that I've heard people try and actually use these....
It truly is a sad thing, isn't it Sammie?
hey baby uhm check this out, why don't you come back to my place and i'll show you why my last girlfriend didn't charge me rent...
lol i got that from Wild and Out or ehrm no i mean I came up with it *cough cough*
Quote:
Originally Posted by SammieBabe
if you actually use a line from here, you deserve to be single.
"My favourite number is 6 ... please tell me yours is 9 ..."
SMACK! Creepy :( I hate scary chatup lines.
People actually use these lines? dayyyymn, that is sad! :eek:
I don't want to know your name, I just want to bang bang bang.
"wanna go halvsies on [a ciddie]?"
Hey baby, can I fly my plane into your twin towers?
my personal favourite:
Baby did you fart? Cos you blow me away!
"Can I climb up your hair and kiss your lips? Both sets of lips of course!"
WHERES MY HAND GENENADE?!
I'm a dentist, keep still while I drill.
We need a judges panel for these.
"Dreadful. Simply awful!"
Pick up line: "Your face, your ass, what is the difference?"
Joking!
At least the one I shared works!Quote:
Originally Posted by Giga Guess