Simple game. Simple rules. Your posts should look something like this:
A: Answer previous post's question.
Q: Post a new question.
Remember, this is nothing serious, and it is all Final Fantasy. Nothing else. Try and be humorous. I will start you off, and please use the post format I posted up there.
Note: You may only post once every 10 posts!
Q: Why does Kuja look like a woman?
A: In Japan, he is.
Q: Why does Yuna want to rip off Lara Croft, Brittney Spears, and William Shatner?
A: Because she wants to prove that's she the prettiest amoung woman.
Q: Why is Cloud having a yellow, spiked-hair style?
A: He's trying to be a blonde Goku.
Q: What is up with Seymour's torso?
A: Just a little show to the others.
Q: Why Zack is dead and can't be forced to live on?
A: He was shot several times, I guess you can force him to live on in your heart or whatever.
Q: Why are most chocobos yellow?
A: Because that's how nature goes on.
Q: Why Final Fantasy is a role-playing game?
A: Because it wouldn't make a good chess game.
Q: What is Sin?
A: My memory of bible class is fuzzy, but I think it's what was eaten at the last supper.
Q: Why does every female character pale in comparison to Quistis the Beautiful?
And where did you hear this?Quote:
Originally Posted by ZidaneAndGarnet
It must be a joke or a rumor.
Zidane: On the Kuja issue, someone else told us Square originally planned Kuja to be a woman, but in the story twice Kuja trys to flirt with Garnet, and they didn't know if other countries were ready for that, so they changed Kuja from a woman to a (cross-dressing) man.Quote:
Originally Posted by Maxx Power
A: That's your opinion, our opinion is Garnet's beauty outdoes all other female Final Fantasians.
Q: How can Cloud lift that sword?
A: He's on PCP and Steroids
Q: Why does steiner wear mascera?
A: Because he's awesome
Q: Why do the majority of FF fans suck?
A: Because we played FFVI, and FFVI sucks.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Devourer Of Worlds
Q: Why does FFX-2 pwn so much?
Some people are really good at asking blatanly false questions too.Quote:
So it's true; Ask a stupid question, get a stupid/blantantly false answer.
Maxx Power, you know better than to call other members stupid. Don't do it again.
A: IMO, it doesn't, but to those who say it does, it's the attire choice.
Q: Where would you say Square got the idea for moogles? :mog:
A: Unfortunate marshmallow accident in the Square offices.*Quote:
Originally Posted by ZidaneAndGarnet
Q: Why do evil world-destroying villain usually let the heroes keep their weapons when they're thrown in jail?
* Actually, they're a combination of mole and bat characteristics. Their Japanese name - Mogri - is a combination of the Japanese words for 'mole' and 'bat'.
A: That's because they are stupid.
Q: If Brahne had Garnet captured, why didn't she order them to take the pendent away from her right there?
Oh, as of now I am imposing a "you may only post 10 times" limitation on this. Continued violation of that will have this thread closed.
Quote:
Originally Posted by ZidaneAndGarnet
A: She didn't think of it at the moment
Q: What do you think is Kain's favorite food?
A:A teacher's cane.
Q:What is Irvine's favourite movie?
A: Sex and Guns In the City.
Q: Why didn't Cloud use a Phoneix Down on Aeris?
A: it's not in the script; actually she was stabbed in the heart
Q: why are all mages weak
A: Because they don't wear any armour
Q: Why does Quistis look like a dominatrix?
A: Because of the class she teaches at night, she just likes the clothes.
Q: Why is it that Yuna can walk on water but not fly?
A: 'Cause she smokes just the right amount of marihuana to become light-footed^^
Q: Does Seymour use hairspray or gell? And what brand would it be?
A: Neither, he uses a wig.
Q: If they made Mr. T an FF Character, what would his special ability be?
A: Thowring
Q: Who is the wost FF charter?
A: Tidus for crying
Q: What is the name Barret's pants?
A: Barrett calls them "Smokey Joes", but the real name is "Rainbow Kisses".
Q: Why, when Kefka dies, does his feather dissolve along with him, even though it's not actually part of his body, so therefore, it should just fall to the "ground" after his head dissolves?
A: The feather's actually a Phoenix Down, but Kefka forgot that if he died, he couldn't have enough time to use that Phoenix Down on himself, because he would be dead:rolleyes2 and dead people can't use Phoenix Downs. Especially not on themselves:D .
Q: Did Zidane gave Kuja a proper burial?
A: No, he was dead at the time.
Q: What is under Vivi's hat?
A: what hat? that's part of his head isn't it?
Q: does this shirt make me look fat?
A: Brahne would know best
Q: How does a Goblins fashionable choice of colour affect it's stats?
A:The lighter the weaker.
Q:Why does Auron and Vincent have so much in common?
A:There both secretly (SPOILER) EVIL
Q: Is Sephiroth having an affair with with Irvine.
A: Nope. Red XIII and Chuck Norris
Q: What's Tifa's favortie type of ice cream?
A: Tea Of Tranquility: Chai ice cream soothes the soul with hints of cinnamon and ginger snap cookies to add a touch of "well" to your being. (this is an actual flavour made by Baskin-Robbins)
Q: How do Final Fantasy characters get their hair to defy gravity?
Since I can't post now I could give an opinional answer...Because they cast Demi on themselves.
Somebody give another answer better than me,if you cam.
A: They use magic to manipulate the very Fabric of space to destroy the law of gravity in a contained area, there for they are not defying gravity, but containing there hair in a gravity free zone.
Q: Is Qiana sexy, or is it just me?
A: Quina is Sexy!
Q: What is the terminal velocity of an unladen swallow?
A: They will have stomachache
Q: Why are Rikku always bumb on Wakka's body?
A: She's jealous of Lulu.
Q: Why do summons have so many names(Esper, GF, Eidolon, Aeon)?
Staff gets kicks out of confusing us
Q. Why Are Chocobos Yellow ?
A: Because of the bright yellow sun
Q: Do you think Rydia, Garnet, and Yuna would get along if they ever met?
Zidane: Because of the ten posts rule I can't answer, but that's a good question.
A: they probanly would
Q: what does zidane mean by, "Neither Squall nor Cloud may hinder me now"?
A: The final fantasy worlds ARE connected!
Q: How is it posible that all the worlds are connected?
A: The worlds are made of lego.
Q: What ever happened to Red I through XII?
A: They all were forced to breed with a few other remaining ancients (like Aeris) and eventually settled down, and got a nice place in the suburbs of Minneapolis, and a few of them currently work as Loan Officers at a local bank, and I believe one of them may have become a stockbroker.
Q: Do you think that Masamunemaster knows who Rydia is?
Heh, J/K, here's the real Q:
Why can't we call it "Fire 3" instead of "Firaga"? (NOTE- We all know that Fire 3 is a way cooler name.)
A: The accountant quit squaresoft, thus rendering them unable to understand the common numbering system.
Q: Why are all the title of the series in roman numerals?
A. Final Fantasy was really a book from Ancient Rome, and it featured characters such as Odysseus and Jimmy Carter and Hermione Granger, who were all on a mission to conquer the land mass now known as Antarctica. Squaresoft uncovered this book on a digging expedition, and wanted to make a game out of it. Since a lot of the story was altered upon making the first couple games, Squaresoft felt bad and wanted to preserve some of the Ancient Roman story, so they kept the roman numerals.
Q. Why does Tellah hate bards so much?
A: Because of his failed homosexual relationship with one when he was younger.
Q: What if FFX-2 was actually a great game?
THE JACKEL
A: We would be living in an alternate reality where up is down, cars drive people, and ants have taken over the world. Those damn ants, look at them down there plotting to take over the world with the use of their intrigate tunnels. They think they are so smart.
Q: How do main characters using swords beat enemies with guns?
A: Durining tryouts all the good shots were shot by the bad shots by mistake, leaving the villian with some one who has no talent whatsover and no one else, thereofore they can't shoot the hero for crap.
Q: Where did the three Dream stooges come from?
A:From the stomaches of the three stooges' wives.
Q:Why did Odin have to die in FFVIII?
A: Because Sefier was being an asshole at the time he Reverse Zantetsukened Odin.
Q: Why couldn't Odin be on FFX?
A-so gilamesh could be awakened
Q-why am I always targeted by jokes(sob,sob)not
why did they make the greatest series start going to the internet
A: 'Cause the internet's mainly for porn.
Q: What happens if i cast Frog Drop on Quina?
A: Quina will be Frog-Droppified.
Q: Why does Aeris sink to the bottom when she dies?
A: Becuase she didn't read 'Buoyancy and its Principles' at Cid's house.
Q: How do you revive Aeris?
A: Reset the game after she dies
Q: Why are the best villains always pixellated (FFVI, FFVII ect.)?
A: because video game technology was at it's absolute peak during that era
Q: how do you pronounce cid backwards?
A: Dic
Q: Whats Quina's gender.
A: Transexual!
Q: Has Zidane Ever pulled a girl using his tail?
A:yes...but she fell over and smacked her head on a rock, so she walk off.
Q: why do all gun weilding foes manage to hit everywhere but the hero...and when they do, it takes of 1hp?
A: Because they aren't foes? I dunno.
Q: What happens when the Game Clock in FF3 (Japanese) reaches 4:44:44?
A: A small neutral country is nuked
Q: Can aeons reproduce?
A: I'm sure they could
Q: If someone like Cloud were to watch anime, which one would he watch?
A: Hamtaro
Q: Why do I have this unrequited hatred of Squall?
A: Because you're secretly hawt for Zell
Q: Why is it that the heros never skip right to the last dungeon?
A: Because they are weak.
Q: Is Rydia is the mother of Eiko?
A: No.
Q: Why are Red Mages cooler looking than any other FFI class?
A: 'Cause Red Mages are a Dragoon's best friend.
Q: What does "Advent Children" stand for?
A: A Dumb Vulture Enters New Troia Coming Horribly Intelligently Like Dreary Rinkly Elephants' Noses
Sorry. I know I wasn't allowed to post but I couldn't resist the urge to answer that question.
Someone else can ask a question.
Q:Are Kadaj,Yazoo and Loz REALLY crybabies?