I wasn't actually banned for the last 14 months. I had you going there for a second though, eh?
Big thanks to Loony BoB and Kawaii Ryűkishi for setting all this up!
Now let us dance.
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I wasn't actually banned for the last 14 months. I had you going there for a second though, eh?
Big thanks to Loony BoB and Kawaii Ryűkishi for setting all this up!
Now let us dance.
Holy crap, are you serious?
*rocks out*
Yeah, basically. Sandy Alomar Jr. is going to hit 35 home runs this year too.
April Fool's!
Wow, this is a nice surprise, how long do you thnk you'll last, eh? This is probably a 24 hour thing sadly, wow this is a cool April fools indeed.
I will rule the world!?
Nice one with the reviving dead threads, Linus! Loved it. Don't suppose you know Spoon and Fork as well?:cool:
Even though I really don't know who you are thats awsome Rock on dude
Sandy Alomar Jr. is the third string catcher for the Dodgers. Good luck with that.
Good to have you back.
The reviving threads thing wasn't me, honestly. Ask BoB!
Explain yourself, Daniel! :nonono:
By the way, now would be a good time to spam my user notes before I get banned again.
The appointed time is at hand. Let the reformation begin at once.
One step ahead of ya.
Awesome
...tempting...Quote:
Originally Posted by Kawaii Ryűkishi
Go on BoB, give in to the temptation, be a bad boy, come on.
I'll be laughing at you all when he's banned at the end of the day, this was really the april fools joke making you all think he is back. I wouldn't put it past the staff to do that.
Woah it's actually happening
It appears the reformation has started. :Bangin:
I think it's time for the uprising we talked about. Or reformation. Whichever's sexier.
The one that involved eating the staffs young?Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
I slept with Linus once. ;___;
ADMIT IT, LINUS.
Ew. You can have that job.
Mandee! Now we can tell everyone about our plans for marriage!
I think this will reach approx. 27.5 pages
Sorry, I think i thought of the wrong uprising. Is this the one that involves dressing Bob up like a girl, tying him to a chair and putting rubber boobs on him?
Now we rebel.
Okay, but remember we agreed that you would birth the babies.Quote:
Originally Posted by Linus
Approximately 36,720,412 seconds actually...:razz:Quote:
Originally Posted by Linus
Agreed.
I say we talk about my new hat?
I say NO to that, good sir.
Can I be your new hat?
Got a photo?Quote:
Originally Posted by Old Manus
Okay, that hat sucks. Lets go back to Linus now.
Au contrare corncracker, we are talking about linus
True, I just wanted to go back to talking about what we were already talking about, thus we would be talking about it twice. Do not try to understand this logic, for it is so advance I myself do not understand, but it is true.
O RLY?
Yes.
I had Indian food today.
Then I drank a lot of beer.
Then I stood in a parking lot for 30 minutes throwing my sandals at a tree branch which happened to contain my house key.
Meh, might I suggest putting a feather on it? :D Attachment 21187Quote:
Originally Posted by Old Manus
Sleeping for now, but I'll be here all day.
THIS THREAD SUCKS :(
I know
Oh, those Staffers! What will they think of next?
The Staff serves up spam for April Fool's. I am rather disappointed. Surely you can do better than what Psy-whore planned to do.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psy-whore via PM
seriously. make me a sandwich :(
It's not about the spam. It's about the Linus. Get with it!
But in order to know what to post we need to know what Linus is about.
I DO NOT BELIEVE THAT IS IT'S REALLY LINUS.
And reusing past April Fool's pranks? Not cool, man.
Spam > Linus > BoB
But I don't care about linus. He was not so funny 3 years ago. He's even more not so funny now :/
We would be reusing past pranks if it wasn't really Linus, yeah.Quote:
Originally Posted by Miriel
Sounds like someone needs tarred and featheredQuote:
Originally Posted by Bert
Didn't you once really let a banned member back and let them run around and post for awhile?Quote:
Originally Posted by Loony BoB
Uhmmm. Don't know. Sounsd like something we'd have done before. Either way, this isn't exactly a prank or an April Fool's joke. This is the bidding of the EoFF God.
See if HOOTERS came back for the day I would be happy. That would be awsome. But who cares about linus he comes every friggin april fools. He's liek the april fool santa dumb thing.
http://forums.eyesonff.com/search.php?searchid=421066You shoudl put all those threads into a newly formed Linus Arcive
What, this isn't Linus
FAIL
Aww, look. There's Del Murder's congratulatory thread. ^_^Quote:
Originally Posted by corncracker
The fact that he has his LJ pointing this out, that he signed off right when he said he was going to bed, etc. not good enough for you? :p It's Linus.
This reminds me of the time that Britt came back on AF's and everyone was confused as to whether or not it was really him.
So, what title would Linus suggest for Me?
New Zealand didn't celebrate april fools until that episode of The Simpsons where Bart shook up that can of Homer's beer.
EDIT: sweet, over.
Speaking of Simpsons and April Fool's jokes... Simpsons The Movie. Chances are it's not a real April Fool's joke, but it probably should be.
You guys are funny. We know that staff is just using Linus' name and that Linus isn't actually back and that tomorrow they'll be like, Just kidding, Linus no longer cares about EoFF
This must be a hoax!
the greatness of Linus' posts will never be duplicated. as such, i am going to bed.
OH HOW HORRIBLE.
I'm peachy depressed now.
The April Fools prank is that Linus really is banned.
God help us all.
Mickey mouse has grown up a cow.
The April Fool's prank is that it isn't really Linus, it's one of his family members using his account. Or his son.
Linus.....is dead.:cry:
GHOST LINUS REIGNS
xD Bert you are my favouriteQuote:
Originally Posted by Bert
I miss Hooters and I liked Linus when he was dead that one time. Happy April everyone!
Who the shibbidydoobididdydoodalatidatywittyness is Linus?
Hahahahahaha
I don't get it. What's this thread about? :confused: I've read it but I have no idea what's going on. You guys are leaving me totally clueless.
1. We did that before. Sure, fooling around with profiles and fake banning people has been done over and over and over, but this is different.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dignified Pauper
2. As far as I know this is really Linus. (and the person crapping their pants is BoB, hannah, just look how excited he is in this thread!)
3. Linus never cared in the first place.
Oh hey, John is back. Hello John! Remember all the good times we had?
This joke sucks. I got a bullet with your name on it Linus... er Kishi logged in as Linus I mean.
You guys are lame.
Hi Josh!
Whatcha stalking about, Steve? His name is John.
That's not Linus. It's NPC. :cat:
Didn't Linus kill himself or somethign a few years back? Who knows, he wasn't that important anyways....
Clearly he still lives on in everyone's memories, cheeseballs. :irked:
Maybe he came back to life from the pyreflies and the Fayth's dream?!
Maybe someone cast Life on him. :( Probably some sod like Tidus with nothing better to do.
Linus became a cow and now lives on a dairy farm...
I KNOW THIS TO BE TRUE.
CAN YOU HEAR THE DISTANT MOOING!...?
Ok, yes, it's really me, but if you guys don't believe it, I don't know any other way to prove it except for a nice haiku.
Mister Holmes still sucks,
I hope that he dies of AIDS
And then we party.
And Leeza's right, I was NPC, but I was also The Chrono Cross, and also Nesbitt, but those were back in 2000. I played Kross in Magestar, the ORPG!
I once left a message on Cid's cellphone when I was 13, uhh, I met Chickencha and Kalen in a bowling alley in Lee's Summit, Missouri. Chickencha got lost and went to my grandmother's house first, so my parents and grandparents met him before I did.
My god, it truly is Linus!
*bows in the presence of Linus*
WHo the hell is this ass hole!?Quote:
Originally Posted by Linus
GET LOST!
WE WANT THE REAL LINUS.
The real linus is 10th tall and is built like a tank and once saved 10 chickens from a burning barn!
YOU AINT LINUS!
GET LOST POSER!
WE WANT THE REAL LINUS!!!
WE WANT THE REAL LINUS!!!
WE WANT THE REAL LINUS!!!
WE WANT THE REAL LINUS!!!
WE WANT THE REAL LINUS!!!
WE WANT THE REAL LINUS!!!
WE WANT THE REAL LINUS!!!
WE WANT THE REAL LINUS!!!
WE WANT THE REAL LINUS!!!
WE WANT THE REAL LINUS!!!
WE WANT THE REAL LINUS!!!
WE WANT THE REAL LINUS!!!
WE WANT THE REAL LINUS!!!
WE WANT THE REAL LINUS!!!
WE WANT THE REAL LINUS!!!
...oh sheesh.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lost Number
I say Linus has uncontrollable flatulence and needs a fart pad.
I'd prefer this linus over the one you described
...
Ok now that we have summoned him home...what happens. Do we have a big party and rule the world under his command?
LSG :(
What a sight for sore eyes :(
Here's another thing to prove it's me, but maybe you don't remember.Quote:
Originally Posted by Miriel
I added you as a friend on facebook once, Miriel, and you declined.
Even I knew that....get lost poser.Quote:
Originally Posted by Linus
Linus died saving children from a burning building...YOU'RE NO LINUS.:mad2:
What? No you didn't. O_oQuote:
Originally Posted by Linus
Linus, HOOTERS, PiP, Cid...
The ledgends of EoFF. Now ive seen 3 outta 4.
I'll believe that's the real Linus when penguins attack.
Oh... Miriel, I'll do it again if you want to tell me your last name. There're 25 Hannahs at USC and I can't remember which one you are.
Also, hi Quina! Second accounts are fun, ain't they?
Oh hells no.
Who's feeding you this information? :p
Fix'd. :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lost Number
It's in your profile.Quote:
Originally Posted by Miriel
Durrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
This question will prove if its Linus.
Are you Linus?
Thank you...my calculations must of been off.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shauna
Yes.Quote:
Originally Posted by corncracker
There you go, its Linus
OMG I DONT BELIEVE IT!
That wee twerp Psy tried to copy Linus! LYNCH IT!
What if he lied? There are so many things perposterously wrong with this method of verification I won't even begin to go into detail.Quote:
Originally Posted by corncracker
Oh gosh darn it, you caught me! Yeah, sorry guys. That "Bye" thread? That wasn't my work at all. It was Linus's. I just dressed up in that Linus suit to scare everyone away from my rival forum and smuggle illegal gold, diamonds, and gold diamonds out of the mountains. And I would've gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you pesky newbs!Quote:
Originally Posted by Lost Number
There's one way to know...ask him what he thinks others thought of him.
Theres quite a lot of newbies could guess that.Quote:
Originally Posted by lovehurts
Quote:
Originally Posted by Linus
facebook is the spawn of satan.
yes but what about your personal experiences with him, like has anyone talked to "the real linus" in pm's?Quote:
Originally Posted by Lost Number
Only linus and the person would know the truth of what was said and how.Unless he doesnt remember being linus!!!!
But why would HE lie about who he is? Thats not a very Linus thing to do
Yes, but how could he prove it.Unless you could believe him without any doubts at all...After all even I a new-be could pose as linus.Quote:
Originally Posted by corncracker
But his names Linus, duh.
Haevn't you ever heard that looks are decieving?Quote:
Originally Posted by corncracker
But he doesn't look it, hes named it.
I'm him, end of discussion. This thread is now about trains.
His name is not something you have heard spoken by the real linus...he appears to be named "linus" That does not mean that his real name is something else and that he is not just posing as "linus"Quote:
Originally Posted by corncracker
I have an uncle who watches trains and collects model trains and has train-like hobbies... He's wierd, but he's family.
Lets say it is an imposter. If they were impersonating Linus they would tell the truth like him therefore admit to being an imposter which this Linus has not.
Is there some way to institute an Eskimo Deathmatch between corncracker and lovehurts? Or is it that too BP for this situation?
um, you're being rude. Linus switched the topic to train. Going off topic gets threads closed:
I forgot to add that my uncle was able to find a similarly train-savy friend. They are both wierd.
Trains are for squares. That on topic enough for ya?
Then they wouldnt be linus ever to begin with would they.Quote:
Originally Posted by corncracker
Personally, I'm all for it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Linus
That still doesnt disprove my point. And as I type this Trains are still for squares.
Fine it's linus I think I'm going to bed these forums have drastracially changed into linus .comQuote:
Originally Posted by corncracker
Yay Linus.com.
Wow, it actually worked.
Patience is a virtue but linus is still a fake and is possibly you.Quote:
Originally Posted by corncracker
HE IS LINUS!!!!!
Thanks alot. I guess this psychadelic rainbow flashing Unne is okay, but it pales to the awesome power of Kitten Sith. :cat: :nonono:
Even though we both agree its Linus now, can we still have the Eskimo death match?
This years April fools day sucks through association rather than having a sucky concept.
Getting better.
Bring it esimo bitch!Quote:
Originally Posted by corncracker
Shut up your face Maxico! I don't even know you!
Can I be Linus next?
Looks like I win,
That cuts deep, man.Quote:
Originally Posted by Linus
http://linus.com/ has nothing to do with Linus. ;__;
I like trains.
Oh wait... do I know you?Quote:
Originally Posted by Maxico
Do you know him?Quote:
Originally Posted by Linus
Well, I know one thing for sure. You don't know me! :cool:
EDIT: And I don't know you either. So, meh! :D
But someone might know you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shauna
Apparantly not. =(Quote:
Originally Posted by Linus
Who is this Maxico guy
Quite a thread killer, it seems.
Yes, he was.
that's the photo of the replacement we got after you offed yourself.
Yeah, just because he sucks. The guy in the pic. :cool: ;)
We need a replacement for PiP, too.
Oh wait, lovehurts. (He's the in guy to name drop right now)
You have no idea.Quote:
Originally Posted by Linus
O_- "Try to have a conversation with a girl that likes emo guys.....she's constantly flashing photos of kissing guys.......":mad2:
chaos: People, people, Linus is in fact HOORJ who's second account is Loony Bob, who is Linus.
Trowa: See? It all fits now. *sits and stares and sits and stares*
O_o aLL yOUR bASE aRE bELONG tO uS o_O
Yup, I found you entertaining for a while. But now I see why you were banned. *Votes to ban Linus forever* Punk! Get to know new people. Big Booooooooooooo for that post. And I know, you don't know me either and I really give a bigQuote:
Originally Posted by Linus
Nobody knows who the smurf I am, AND I LIKE IT!
Oh Linus how happy I am to have you back!
Will you Marry me, Linus?
great my thread was closed.....
Wtf is wrong with the color scheme on this page?
Edit: Um.... Nevermind??
Edit 2: Nevermind my nevermind.
