I do every day.
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I do every day.
I try.
Masticating is fun. I am doing it right now.
Yes, it's needed in order for a human to survive.
Sometimes I'm in a rush and I don't masticate like I should.
To chew (food)?
yeah ovcourse... if the food needs chewing, I goto chew it.
With the help of a fork, although that sometimes can get uncomfortable.
Hahahahahahahahaha. oh my.Quote:
Originally Posted by Yamaneko
I use my hands to help. I'm sloppy.
Old people have to get other people to masticate for them.
ya know, this topic is so completely sus.....
Yes, yes I do. I like to masticate slowly. The slower the mastication, the better the swallow. I am a master masticater/masticator.
lmao XD XD
yes I masticate but sometimes I don't and then I usually start to choke...
Man, This is by far the best thread ever, I can't even masticate because I'm afraid of choking. Plus.. the forks getting in the way, So I guess I have to stop masticating now, or I might die.
Death by mastication.
Yes, or I'd choke and die. And then I'd be sad.
Ren, Masticate or Die.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rengori
It's the law.
Everytime you masticate, God kills a cow.
Well duh, that's what I'm masticating!Quote:
Originally Posted by Avarice-ness
Good, Let's masticate together and destroy the cow population. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Rengori
It be easier to let the rest of the fat-ass American population do that for us instead. I'm too lazy from masticating all the time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Avarice-ness
It will have to end with a mastication overKill.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rengori
But I have yet to masticate enough to kill anything.
Other then the cows I masticate.
I like masticating...
This thread is almost as lame as I am after I’m through masticating…
Only in public.
This joke died around this time in 2005 for me. Some of my friends still bring it up, though. :p
Yes.
Of course I masticate, what else would I do with my 9 inch banana?
My favorite part is after, when I swallow.
Pudding, bitches. :cool:
-LYCHON
Well you could give it to me.Quote:
Originally Posted by blackmage_nuke
Everyone loves some banana masticating.
What's masticating? :confused:
It's a natural part of growing up.
Chewing.Quote:
Originally Posted by eMeRaLdFaYe
I do it all the time, it tastes so good.
Chewing what? :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by GLR
Quote:
Originally Posted by eMeRaLdFaYe
Food.
Let's hope it's food.Quote:
Originally Posted by crop
It feels great. =)
Gee, thanks for ruining the thread.Quote:
Originally Posted by crop
I think you mean MASTURBATE HAHAHAHAHAHA AMIRITE
how the heck would we be able to live if we did not chew our food?what kind of thread is this?
Only when I'm ensurient.
Everyday, I can masticate fast and hard. Just hope their aint any foil in the mouth.
Reusing old material already, Del? It's just April. :p
It used to be that my whole family would gather round the kitchen table and masticate together, but nowadays we just go up into the living room and do it while watching Anne Robinson on The Weakest Link.
It's odd, though: when i masticate, i usually fake it when i come to the dining room.:D
I do a little too much, the pain of un-masticated food down my back is something I have to avoid.
You know, in the southern regions of Japan they masticate on women? Yeah, it's sort of an ancient tradition.:D :D
Okay... I get the idea now... :eep:
yes... all the time...
I'm trying to cut down on it.
Masticating is very good for everyone, you more you do it, the better it is for you.
Unless you're really overweight. Then it's for the greater good that you don't masticate all that much.
not very thoroughly, but i love to masticate gum!
It's healthy, everyone does it(:cool: yes, even you masticate, Mr. T http://mrtdance.ytmnd.com/)
Well, I suppose this is true indeed. However, thorough mastication can help the body out cant it?Quote:
Originally Posted by Levian
Sure thing, baby. I'll help you out if you're not quite sure how to do it.Quote:
Originally Posted by amratis
http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/audio.pl?...av=mastication
THE COMPUTER SPEAKS!!!!
Hey that might be nice, I sure do like to keep healthy. :) It's always interesting to see how other people masticate.Quote:
Originally Posted by Levian
Yeah, I do it at dinner-time too, I thought I was the only one. :rolleyes2
Edit: Oh masticating? smurf, how embarrassing! :aimblush:
I hear you can hurt yourself masticating, is this true?
You could always strain a muscle if you masticate to hard. If it's getting soar, just take it easy for a couple of days. Although i masticate furmly almost every day, really.
Sure, I masticate. Sometimes I also chew the internal side of my own cheek. Ouch. Self-eating is not cool at all.
Yes, I love boluses. Bolii. Bolus'.
Many many times a day. In public too. I've done it with my sister a few times too.
I'm a little shy to talk about it.
I masticate so much that I'm constantly sore. Hell I even masticated with a steak knife once.
Do i masticate? Only when i ain't got a girlfriend :D :D :D
That was so childish but i coulden't help it :elk:
So you dont chew when you dont ave a girlfriend The Void.
You know what i meant ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Ballistix Man
Does masticate mean poop? If so, then yes. If not, then no.
lol
I'll masticate YOU, Quina. :mad2:
I stole this topic and posted it on another forum. Gold.
Yes.
I would not like that I don't think.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jess
Speaking of gold that will cost you 150 gold pieces (or pieces of eight for our European friends) for stealing my idea.Quote:
Originally Posted by roto13
^^
I have trouble masticating. The rubberbands get in the way and it gets all stretchy xD
Braces...
i don't masticate, i only swallow.
So you must really like the white stuff, huh?Quote:
Originally Posted by Dignified Pauper
You know...
Mashed potatoes.
it's funny, cuz i'm gay. LOL
XDQuote:
Originally Posted by Dignified Pauper
Why would they masticate human women? Human meat is tough and stringy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Avathar
LOL!:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Rengori
MORE LOL!Quote:
Originally Posted by Jess