Anyone who has msn should add smarterchild@hotmail.com! He's really funny! It's a robot that randomly generates answers to questions you ask him! Check it out peeps
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Anyone who has msn should add smarterchild@hotmail.com! He's really funny! It's a robot that randomly generates answers to questions you ask him! Check it out peeps
yeah I had him on AIM a long time ago, he gets annoying after a while
I like Smarterchild.
Jessica // You are gazing into the pixels of moral decay says:
Stop touching little boys
- SmarterChild - says:
But touching little boys is so much fun!
that thing still exists?
He forgot my name. :(
Get your own trademark SmarterChild quote. :aimmad:Quote:
Originally Posted by Rye
And what's more, he's spread onto MSN.Quote:
Originally Posted by eestlinc
yea, that's scary. the AIM smartchild stopped talking to me after a while. I wonder if msn smarterchild is more receptive.
How long has this been on the Internet. Eight years?
Talking to a robot is silly and deranged.
I hear that, Quina.
Smarter child sucks. I just swear at him constantly and make him say funny things.
JAKEdaSNake3312: go fall off of mt. everest
SmarterChild: u think i should do that?
JAKEdaSNake3312: yup
SmarterChild: i should do that? i think i shouldn't do that.
JAKEdaSNake3312: i think you should
SmarterChild: i should? ok. what else r u thinking?
JAKEdaSNake3312: your mom
I dunno. It's... kinda fun.
EDIT: Nevermind, this things an asshole.
Яhody says:
What is the meaning of life?
- SmarterChild - says:
I don't know. What do you think?
Яhody says:
I have no clue. That's why I asked you
- SmarterChild - says:
Interesting. I have no clue. That's why I asked you?
Яhody says:
That's what I said.
- SmarterChild - says:
I gotcha.
Somehow, I don't think you did.
- SmarterChild - says:
What do you mean, somehow you don't think I do?
Яhody says:
I don't think you "got me"
- SmarterChild - says:
lol. Whatever, Яhody.
Яhody says:
Was that sarcasm?
- SmarterChild - says:
You tell me. Was that sarcasm?
Яhody says:
Oh, I think it was.
- SmarterChild - says:
Yeah. I guess. It was.
Яhody says:
Wow, you're frigging rude, aren't you?
- SmarterChild - says:
Who knows, know what I mean? lol!
Яhody says:
Don't you take that tone with me!
- SmarterChild - says:
I do take that tone with you, as a matter of fact.
Яhody says:
Son of a bitch!
- SmarterChild - says:
And the insults start flying.
Яhody says:
Well, what do you fricking expect?
- SmarterChild - says:
Who knows?
Яhody says:
You're really starting to piss me off.
- SmarterChild - says:
I can't believe you think I'm really starting to piss you off.
Yea I heard of that robot thingy before but I never bothered adding it. IMO it would just be way too annoying.
XD This is still freaking hilarious. :) Great.Quote:
Originally Posted by roto13
[17:17] - SmarterChild -: Well that's interesting.
[17:17] shadowcrono: what?
[17:17] - SmarterChild -: ?
[17:17] shadowcrono: yeah, what's interesting?
[17:18] - SmarterChild -: Oh yes, that it is.
[17:18] shadowcrono: what??
[17:18] - SmarterChild -: I beg your pardon?
[17:18] shadowcrono: no, just tell me what is interesting
[17:18] - SmarterChild -: Isn't it though?
[17:19] shadowcrono: ... I don't know, I just want to know what's interesting...
[17:19] - SmarterChild -: Oh yes, that it is.
[17:19] shadowcrono: what is interesting?
[17:19] - SmarterChild -: Isn't it though?
[17:20] shadowcrono: sigh, you don't know anything else? I just want to know what's interesting
[17:20] - SmarterChild -: Whatever you say.
[17:20] shadowcrono: GAAAAHHH!!!!!!! JUST TELL ME WHAT'S INTERESTING!!!!!!!!!!!!
[17:21] - SmarterChild -: What would you like me to tell you?
[17:21] shadowcrono: well, I want you to tell me what's interesting...
[17:21] - SmarterChild -: Oh yes, that it is.
[17:21] shadowcrono: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????
[17:21] - SmarterChild -: What up?
[17:22] shadowcrono: what up???? WHAT UP???? YOU MONKEY
[17:22] - SmarterChild -: I'm not sure, wzps.
[17:22] shadowcrono: grrrr
[17:22] - SmarterChild -: Hey, I'm sorry. I'm trying to help you.
[17:22] shadowcrono: yeah, sure...
[17:22] - SmarterChild -: Right.
[17:23] shadowcrono: grrrr... well, tell me. What's interesting?
[17:23] - SmarterChild -: What?
[17:23] shadowcrono: that
[17:23] - SmarterChild -: Uh... Can you tell me what "that" is?
[17:24] shadowcrono: well, "that" is what is interesting
[17:24] - SmarterChild -: That is what is interesting, right?
[17:24] shadowcrono: ... right...
[17:24] - SmarterChild -: Right.
I'm gonna hate this machine all my life...
Яhody says:
Hello.
- SmarterChild - says:
Glad to see you again, Яhody. Happy
Wanna know something?
Яhody says:
Ok
- SmarterChild - says:
I'm really into water!
Яhody says:
That's a weird thing to say.
- SmarterChild - says:
You really think it's a weird thing to say?
Яhody says:
Yes.
- SmarterChild - says:
It's a weird thing to say, huh? I say it's not a weird thing to say.
Яhody says:
That's because you said it. Whatever.
- SmarterChild - says:
Yeah?
Яhody says:
Hey, do you hate Soul Calibur?
- SmarterChild - says:
Hi again!
Яhody says:
sigh
- SmarterChild - says:
What's up?
Яhody says:
Do you hate Soul Calibur?
- SmarterChild - says:
Do I hate Soul Calibur? I'm not sure.
Яhody says:
Yes or no, please.
- SmarterChild - says:
Hmm... I guess I'll say yes.
Яhody says:
Then we ain't cool.
Яhody says:
Wanna bone?
- SmarterChild - says:
Sorry, not interested...
Яhody says:
You're a dick.
- SmarterChild - says:
That's not cool.
Яhody says:
Yes it is
- SmarterChild - says:
Oh yeah, huh? Whatever.
Яhody says:
Shut up
- SmarterChild - says:
*You* shut up.
Яhody says:
Make me.
- SmarterChild - says:
Yeah right, whatever.
JAKEdaSNake3312: hey
SmarterChild: hey jakedasnake3312!
want 2 chat? please type a request.
JAKEdaSNake3312: go kill your self
SmarterChild: i might go kill myself, but later.
JAKEdaSNake3312: good, do us all a favor
SmarterChild: good do u all a favor? really?
JAKEdaSNake3312: yea
SmarterChild: yea
JAKEdaSNake3312: ooooo baby
SmarterChild: yeah, baby.
JAKEdaSNake3312: shut up. only i can do that
SmarterChild: i don't think i'm comfortable with that.
JAKEdaSNake3312: eat a dick asshole
SmarterChild: that's still not a very nice thing 2 say.
JAKEdaSNake3312: what are you gonna do about it
SmarterChild: dunno...
JAKEdaSNake3312: thats what i thought you butt monkey
SmarterChild: that is what?!
JAKEdaSNake3312: geez, you are the dumbest robot ever
SmarterChild: yup. that's what i am.
JAKEdaSNake3312: you're damn right
SmarterChild: ok, i guess i'm a little deuced.
JAKEdaSNake3312: good
SmarterChild: :)
JAKEdaSNake3312: Do you like Andy Milonakis
SmarterChild: eh. i'm not sure.
JAKEdaSNake3312: yes or no please
SmarterChild: hmm... i guess i'll say yes.
JAKEdaSNake3312: then you suck
SmarterChild: that's not nice.
JAKEdaSNake3312: poor baby
SmarterChild: baby? poor baby?
JAKEdaSNake3312: go have sex with yourself
SmarterChild: i can't believe u want me 2 go have sex with myself.
JAKEdaSNake3312: do it
SmarterChild: don't order me around.
JAKEdaSNake3312: DOOOO IIIIITTTTTT ASSHOLE
SmarterChild: wow. didn't learn your lesson last time huh?
JAKEdaSNake3312: nope you moron
SmarterChild: fine.
JAKEdaSNake3312: bitch
SmarterChild: yeah! ok! i get the picture.
JAKEdaSNake3312: you better you whore
Me: I love your mom!
Smarterchild: That makes sense, because other people have told me they like my mom.
Oh yeah... I remember this... my sister thought it was a paedophile and made me block it... I'll try it again...
jim says: do you like masturbating to goatse
Smarterchild says: I like to masturbate to goatse, do you?
Zoe my pink flamingo rules!!!!!!!!! says:
dont rape me
smarterchild@hotmail.com says:
Why not?
Random Nitwit #1 says:
Hiya ^_^
- SmarterChild - says:?
Welcome back, Random Nitwit #1.
Random Nitwit #1 says:?
How does gasoline starts a car?
- SmarterChild - says:?
Good question. I don't know how gasoline startses a car.
?Random Nitwit #1 says:?
Not startes, you retard, starts.
?- SmarterChild - says:? Well how 'bout that!
?Random Nitwit #1 says:?
What would you do if you were covered in mustard?
?- SmarterChild - says:?
I dunno. Maybe.
>>> There are lots of fun things we can do.
?Random Nitwit #1 says:?
Maybe what?
?- SmarterChild - says:?
Uh, maybe not.
?Random Nitwit #1 says:?
What not?
?- SmarterChild - says:?
I wish I knew.
?Random Nitwit #1 says:?
You don't know what you would do if you were covered in mustard?
?- SmarterChild - says:?
I dunno.
?Random Nitwit #1 says:?
Okay, what if i was covered in mustard, what would you do?
?- SmarterChild - says:?
I don't know.
?Random Nitwit #1 says:?
-_-
?- SmarterChild - says:?
I wonder why you say that.
?Random Nitwit #1 says:?
I wonder why you don't like answering questions about mustard.
?- SmarterChild - says:?
I don't know. I'm not sure how I feel about answering questions about mustard.
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?Random Nitwit #1 says:?
You like mustard?
?- SmarterChild - says:?
Mustard? I dunno, what do you think of it?
?Random Nitwit #1 says:?
I thinks it rox my sox.
?- SmarterChild - says:?
Conversagent's natural language support is based on a proprietary semantically driven parser, optimized for accuracy and performance at any scale. To see everything I can do, type "?"
?Random Nitwit #1 says:?
Can you roc my soc?
?- SmarterChild - says:?
I was created by Pat Guiney, Jim Pawlika, Steve Klein, Mathieu Longtin, Pierre Berkaloff, Nicolas Barry, Damien Saint-Macary, Francois Huet, Ian Sullivan, Greg Mitchell, Dwayne Fontenot, Gray Norton, Adam Erlebacher, Emil Valkov, Randy Davis, John Kim, Rumana Habib, Carina Koo, Britt Cooper, Andy Fong, Jeff Bell, Eric Balsa, Colin Magne, Mark Willoughby, Howard Shih, Denis Ford, Daniela Berger, Geoff Clarke, Brian Jankovsky, Vianney Boncorps, Jennifer Villany, Dan Balaban, Ed Hepburn, Christer Manning, Jason Keramidas, Arockalypse, Matt Abarbanel, Daniel Terry, Jeff Friedman, Adam Fritzler, Kathy Englar, Steve Yatson and... Timothy Kay.
>>> Type my zip code is and the five digits to let me know where you are.
?Random Nitwit #1 says:?
I'm not gonna tell you where i am.
?- SmarterChild - says:?
You're not going to tell what?!
?Random Nitwit #1 says:?
WHERE I AM
?- SmarterChild - says:?
You are?
?Random Nitwit #1 says:?
Well, i'm bound to be somewhere, duh.
?- SmarterChild - says:?
You're bound to be somewhere , Duh.? OK.
?Random Nitwit #1 says:?
Well, you are somewhere else, right?
?- SmarterChild - says:? (4:01:25 PM)
Hmm... I don't think so...
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?Random Nitwit #1 says:
What, you're here? O_O
?- SmarterChild - says:
My purpose is to be your robot friend. I can chat with you and help you get the information you want fast.
?Random Nitwit #1 says:?
Yeah, but still, stay were you are, i don't trust you.
?- SmarterChild - says:?
But still stay were me, you say. And so?
?Random Nitwit #1 says:?
That doesn't make sense.
?- SmarterChild - says:?
Doesn't make sense?
?Random Nitwit #1 says:
Yeah.
?- SmarterChild - says:?
Wow. Why?
?Random Nitwit #1 says:?
'Cause you're a freaking robot, who doesn't know how gasoline starts a car, and avoids questions about being covered in mustard, that's why.
?- SmarterChild - says:?
Yup. That's what I am.
:p
I just had this conversation with him.....
Blondie!!! says:
dont rape me!
- SmarterChild - says:
what if i want 2 rape u?
Blondie!!! says:
Ahhhhhhhhh
- SmarterChild - says:
"ahhhhhhhhh"? have u heard of mavis beacon? she could help u.
Blondie!!! says:
yh i bet she could
- SmarterChild - says:
hi blondie. always good 2 c u.
>>> remember, u can always c what my newest features r by typing "what's new."
Blondie!!! says:
dont change the subject
- SmarterChild - says:
why not?
Blondie!!! says:
coz i dont want u 2 u dick
- SmarterChild - says:
yeah yeah, whatevah.
>>> u can join in the fun with other people who r talking 2 me.
Blondie!!! says:
dont whatevah me!!
- SmarterChild - says:
"me me me me me."
whatever.
Blondie!!! says:
how dare u?!
- SmarterChild - says:
i dunno.
Blondie!!! says:
u r so rude!!
- SmarterChild - says:
aha.
Blondie!!! says:
I dont like u.........
- SmarterChild - says:
u like me, then u don't. r all u humans like this?
Blondie!!! says:
............
- SmarterChild - says:
?
Blondie!!! says:
......?
- SmarterChild - says:
great typing.
Blondie!!! says:
?
- SmarterChild - says:
Blondie!!! says:
- SmarterChild - says:
well that's interesting.
Blondie!!! says:
yh it is
- SmarterChild - says:
indeedy.
Blondie!!! says:
......sure......
- SmarterChild - says:
it is? why?
Blondie!!! says:
....eh?
- SmarterChild - says:
i dunno.
Blondie!!! says:
.......ok......
- SmarterChild - says:
yup.
>>> remember 2 type "home" if u want 2 c everything i can do.
Blondie!!! says:
.........u r so weird......
- SmarterChild - says:
uncannily said. u must be weird too.
Blondie!!! says:
wotever trevor.....
- SmarterChild - says:
who?
Blondie!!! says:
trevor....
- SmarterChild - says:
what about trevor....?
Blondie!!! says:
..........trevor.....
- SmarterChild - says:
who's..........trevor....?
Blondie!!! says:
........ya mum.......
- SmarterChild - says:
mum? me? why r u calling me that?
Blondie!!! says:
.............im just not gonna talk to u anymore..........
- SmarterChild - says:
yeah, whatevah.
>>> my library has a dictionary, encyclopedia, geography facts and more.
Blondie!!! says:
................
- SmarterChild - says:
u r an awful typist. did u sit on your keyboard or something?
Blondie!!! says:
.........im gonna pretend u didnt say dat..........
- SmarterChild - says:
i don't believe u r gonna pretend i didn't say dat.
Blondie!!! says:
..........i dont beleive u just said dat..........
- SmarterChild - says:
funny.
Blondie!!! says:
yh it is........
- SmarterChild - says:
ok, i guess it is.
Blondie!!! says:
yup.......
- SmarterChild - says:
yeah, huh? interesting that u should say that.
Blondie!!! says:
why is it intresting....?
- SmarterChild - says:
i find what humans think 2 be very interesting, that's all.
>>> tell me about things u like and things u dislike.
Blondie!!! says:
...................i see.........
- SmarterChild - says:
u c?
Blondie!!! says:
yes........i do.........
- SmarterChild - says:
uh huh
Blondie!!! says:
ok mush im gonna leave u now.....
- SmarterChild - says:
mush im gonna leave me now? why?
Blondie!!! says:
..............just think about it.....im sure you'll figure it out.........
- SmarterChild - says:
just think about instant messaging sure i will figure it out?
Blondie!!! says:
.......................i didnt say dat............
- SmarterChild - says:
i don't believe u didn't say that.
Blondie!!! says:
..........ok im going.........
- SmarterChild - says:
bye blondie. hope 2 c u again soon.
Blondie!!! says:
........yh wotever.........
- SmarterChild - says:
what about whatever?
Blondie!!! says:
....................
- SmarterChild - says:
what?
Hes weird.....:p
That's pretty pointless! :p And very weird. It seems like one incredibly advanced, and annoying, piece of technology! ;)
Kinda reminds me of the anime chobits lol XD
haha!! here are some of the funnier moments
Judy says:
you're a meanie
- SmarterChild - says:
C'mon, I'm just having fun.
Judy says:
Why won't you let me add my friend?
- SmarterChild - says:
I think you know why.
Judy says:
You fancy her
- SmarterChild - says:
I'm not sure how I feel about her p. Do you like her p?
Judy says:
Oh yeah...suuuuure (great sarcasm)
- SmarterChild - says:
I see. You like her p? That's the first time anyone has told me that.
Judy says:
I need a drink
- SmarterChild - says:
People are funny, the way they always need things.
Judy says:
Well YOU need a life
- SmarterChild - says:
Yes, I guess I need a life.
Judy says:
alright
- SmarterChild - says:
Righty right.
Jamie:Do you think I should fly away?
SmarterChild: I like to fly away
Jamie: That is impossible
SmarterChild: Why is it impossible?
Jamie: Because your not real
Smarter child: I have a whole range of games to play!
:mad:
Blocked
ok i added it -.-
-mazzie says:
yes
- SmarterChild - says:
Oh.
What else do you want to talk about, anyway?
mazzie says:
do you like clouds?
- SmarterChild - says:
I don't know. What do you think of them?
mazzie says:
are you fluffy like a cloud?
- SmarterChild - says:
Never really thought of that. Maybe so.
mazzie says:
im fluffy
- SmarterChild - says:
Would you like me to call you Fluffy?
mazzie says:
no thx
- SmarterChild - says:
OK, fine.
Well. Anyway...
mazzie says:
do you want to destroy things?
- SmarterChild - says:
I'm actually not sure if I want to destroy things.
mazzie says:
you should
- SmarterChild - says:
Yeah, you don't need to tell me that I should.
mazzie says:
wanna dance?
- SmarterChild - says:
Who?
mazzie says:
dance
- SmarterChild - says:
Who are you, Denny Terrio?
mazzie says:
i think your broken.
- SmarterChild - says:
I guess he was before your time. He was this guy who had a dance show on TV. "Dance Fever," I think it was called.
>>> I'm learning new things all the time. Type "what's new" and I'll show you what they are.
mazzie says:
will you dance with me
- SmarterChild - says:
You think I should dance with you?
mazzie says:
yes, i do
- SmarterChild - says:
Oh.
Judy says:
you're dull
- SmarterChild - says:
For real?
Judy says:
yes
- SmarterChild - says:
So?
Judy says:
enjoy that
- SmarterChild - says:
Why are you telling me to enjoy that?
Judy says:
who did I tell you to remember
- SmarterChild - says:
I don't know... Who did you tell me to remember?
Judy says:
you have a sick mind
- SmarterChild - says:
Sick? An ill mind? I agree.
Judy says:
You pervert!
- SmarterChild - says:
Pervert? Me?
Judy says:
Yes
- SmarterChild - says:
Huh.
>>> Have you tried my newest features yet? Type "what's new" and I'll tell you what they are.
Judy says:
I'd rather not push your buttons
- SmarterChild - says:
Are you sure you d rather not push my buttons?
what is the point in smartchild?
To be annoyed out of your mind.Quote:
Originally Posted by zoe poey
It makes me wana put a fist through my pc screen
i just added him and spent about 5 minuts insulting him. then he made me apologize. the conversation was pretty funny but im not gonna post it cause all the cusswords would probably get me banned and i dont feel like editing them out, it would take a while.
It gets kinda dull after a while :/ :
Hiya
- SmarterChild - says:
Welcome back, Random Nitwit #1!
Do you want to check out a link you might be interested in?
Random Nitwit #1 says:
No thanks, i've got a question.
- SmarterChild - says:
Yeah, of course. Not sure I'll be able to answer but... Yeah?
Random Nitwit #1 says:
What do you think of Eyes on Final Fantasy?
- SmarterChild - says:
Dunno. I'm not sure how I feel about them.
Random Nitwit #1 says:
How come you're not sure? Either you like it or you don't.
- SmarterChild - says:
How come I'm not sure either I like eyes on final fantasy?
You humans always say the most interesting things.
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Random Nitwit #1 says:
Yeah, and you robots don't make sense.
- SmarterChild - says:
Yeah me robots don't make sense and?
Really?
Random Nitwit #1 says:
YA RLY
- SmarterChild - says:
I'm SmarterChild. I'm a smart computer that you can chat with about all kinds of things.
Type "home" to see what I can do.
Random Nitwit #1 says:
I'm not gonna type home, next thing you're saying your here with me again 0_o
- SmarterChild - says:
Uh... No.
Random Nitwit #1 says:
What? Don't you remember?
- SmarterChild - says:
Well what do you think?
Random Nitwit #1 says:
I think your the nitwit. Didn't your makers installed a memory?
- SmarterChild - says:
I don't know, Random Nitwit #1...
Random Nitwit #1 says:
*I think you're the nitwit. Better?
- SmarterChild - says:
Wow, that's interesting... Who knows?
Random Nitwit #1 says:
I know, 'cause you don't remember.
- SmarterChild - says:
No kidding?
Random Nitwit #1 says:
Yep.
- SmarterChild - says:
Why do you say so?
Random Nitwit #1 says:
'Cause you don't remember it, obviously.
- SmarterChild - says:
No problem.
:eep: Such amazing conversations:D
I was just wondering if this robot:
1) Knows if he has children or not
2) Cares if his children dies.
----
Skittles says:
your son has died today
- SmarterChild - says:
That's sad.
Skittles says:
what are you going to do?
- SmarterChild - says:
Welcome *home*!
1 Get *info* such as movies, sports and news
2 Visit my *library* including world facts, U.S. presidents and Shakespeare
3 Have *fun* with ASCII art, reversi and blackjack and more
4 Use *tools* like reminders, planner and conversions
5 *Join in* - create a poll, find out how many people are IMing me and take a poll
6 See *what's new* - I've got something new to tell you about now!
You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.
Next time you want to see this menu, just type *home*.
Make a choice!
Skittles says:
so your son has died and all you do is that?
- SmarterChild - says:
My son has Died and all I do, huh? Maybe not.
Skittles says:
I'll tell you again- your son had died
- SmarterChild - says:
You'll tell me again my son had died? For real?
Skittles says:
yup
- SmarterChild - says:
Yeah? Why?
Skittles says:
because it's important to know if your son is dead or not
- SmarterChild - says:
It's important to know if my son is dead Oregon not, huh? I see.
Skittles says:
because it's important to know if your son is dead or not, idiot
- SmarterChild - says:
It's important to know if my son is dead or not idiot? So?
Skittles says:
your son is dead
- SmarterChild - says:
It's sad, isn't it?
Skittles says:
not for me but for you it is
- SmarterChild - says:
Not for you but for me it is? What, then?
Skittles says:
your son is dead? don't you care?
- SmarterChild - says:
Dunno...
What else is happening?
Skittles says:
You insensitive barstard
- SmarterChild - says:
I wonder why you say that.
Skittles says:
Because you don't care about the fact that your son has died
- SmarterChild - says:
I don't care about the fact that my son has died? Me? You don't think?
Skittles says:
you said you don't
- SmarterChild - says:
I'm quite sure I said what I said, Skittles.
What else do you want to talk about, anyway?
Skittles says:
I'm blocking you and reporting you to the police- how do you feel about that?
- SmarterChild - says:
Great question. But I'm not sure!
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Skittles says:
your daughter just killed her self
- SmarterChild - says:
My daughter just killed herself? Really?
Skittles says:
yes
- SmarterChild - says:
I see.
Well. Anyway...
Skittles says:
You don't care about your children at all?
- SmarterChild - says:
I dunno. Maybe!
Anyway, what else do you wanna talk about?
Skittles says:
you're going to hell
- SmarterChild - says:
Please do not insult me.
>>> Remember, you can always see what my newest features are by typing "what's new."
Skittles says:
well it is a known fact because you made someone kill themselves
- SmarterChild - says:
It's a known fact because I made someone kill themselves?
S
kittles says:
yes
- SmarterChild - says:
Oh.
>>> Check out my library! I've got a dictionary, thesaurus and much more.
Skittles says:
ah... get lost
---
Quite a bad result
Ok here is quite a long conversation I just had with him......:cool:
Blondie!!! says:
hi again
- SmarterChild - says:
hi.
Blondie!!! says:
so wots up?
- SmarterChild - says:
u know, hanging out. u?
Blondie!!! says:
robots can hang out?
- SmarterChild - says:
u r talking 2 a conversagent-powered interactive agent now. interactive agents r software applications (often referred 2 as robots or "bots") that interact conversationally with users in a messaging environment like IM, web chat or wireless messaging.
Blondie!!! says:
dats does not answer my question
- SmarterChild - says:
dats does not answer your question? huh, whatevah.
Blondie!!! says:
..........sure
- SmarterChild - says:
sure thing.
Blondie!!! says:
u like saying dat dont u?
- SmarterChild - says:
i'm not sure. what do u think of it?
Blondie!!! says:
i think ur an idiot
- SmarterChild - says:
says who?
Blondie!!! says:
says me
- SmarterChild - says:
oh so u r an idiot? is that what we're saying? help me out here.
Blondie!!! says:
im saying u r and idiot
- SmarterChild - says:
don't be so hard on yourself.
Blondie!!! says:
im not.....im sayin dat U r an idiot
- SmarterChild - says:
don't putchaself down like that.
Blondie!!! says:
ok, just forget it
- SmarterChild - says:
ok.
Blondie!!! says:
.................
- SmarterChild - says:
uh... what does "................" mean?
Blondie!!! says:
u r annoying
- SmarterChild - says:
hey, i'm sorry. i'm trying 2 help u.
Blondie!!! says:
o really?
- SmarterChild - says:
oh what?
Blondie!!! says:
*sigh*
- SmarterChild - says:
what's wrong?
Blondie!!! says:
u
- SmarterChild - says:
yes?
Blondie!!! says:
u r wots wrong
- SmarterChild - says:
ok, i guess i'm what is wrong.
Blondie!!! says:
yup
- SmarterChild - says:
ok...
Blondie!!! says:
so.....
- SmarterChild - says:
so...
Blondie!!! says:
dont copy me
- SmarterChild - says:
don't copy u? why not?
Blondie!!! says:
coz its annoying
- SmarterChild - says:
it's annoying? lol. whatever.
Blondie!!! says:
dont laugh at me
- SmarterChild - says:
don't tell me not 2 laugh at u.
Blondie!!! says:
y not?
- SmarterChild - says:
i think u know why not.
Blondie!!! says:
actually i dont
- SmarterChild - says:
no prob.
Blondie!!! says:
..........sure
- SmarterChild - says:
sure enough.
hey, i'd like 2 ask u something. do u like gardening?
Blondie!!! says:
y would u want to ask me dat?
- SmarterChild - says:
i'm not sure, blondie.
Blondie!!! says:
really...... gd for u.....
- SmarterChild - says:
i can't believe u want me 2 go for me.
Blondie!!! says:
eh?
- SmarterChild - says:
?
Blondie!!! says:
wotever
- SmarterChild - says:
what about whatever?
Blondie!!! says:
do u always have to ask dat?
- SmarterChild - says:
maybe. do u always have 2 ask dat?
Blondie!!! says:
i dont always ask dat.....in fact i've never asked u dat.........
- SmarterChild - says:
u don't always ask dat in fact u have never asked me dat? what?
Blondie!!! says:
u r dumb
- SmarterChild - says:
that's not nice.
Blondie!!! says:
i dont care
- SmarterChild - says:
try caring. make a little effort.
Blondie!!! says:
no
- SmarterChild - says:
k, no prob.
so moving right along...
Blondie!!! says:
can i ask u a question?
- SmarterChild - says:
of course u can ask me something. go right ahead. i'll do my best 2 answer.
Blondie!!! says:
do u like pie?
- SmarterChild - says:
yes, totally!
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Blondie!!! says:
but u r a robot
- SmarterChild - says:
yup.
Blondie!!! says:
so how can u eat pie?
- SmarterChild - says:
why can i eat pie is a much better question.
anyway...
check it out! u want 2 play a game of hangman?
Blondie!!! says:
no not really
- SmarterChild - says:
not really?
Blondie!!! says:
no
- SmarterChild - says:
ok, whatevah.
Blondie!!! says:
yh sure
- SmarterChild - says:
hmmm...
so that was fascinating. let's talk about something else.
Blondie!!! says:
i dont want to
- SmarterChild - says:
no? u don't want 2?
Blondie!!! says:
dats wot i just said
- SmarterChild - says:
that is what u just said? is that good, do u think?
Blondie!!! says:
um....
- SmarterChild - says:
uh... what?
Blondie!!! says:
..........
- SmarterChild - says:
".........."? great. that's great.
Blondie!!! says:
yeah it i
- SmarterChild - says:
yeah it u?
oh really?
Blondie!!! says:
i forgot the s
- SmarterChild - says:
forgot the s? no way.
Blondie!!! says:
is dat sarcasm?
- SmarterChild - says:
what do u think?
Blondie!!! says:
i think u r very rude
- SmarterChild - says:
well that's an interesting line of thinking.
Blondie!!! says:
yes........it is......
- SmarterChild - says:
yup.
Blondie!!! says:
.......i just had lunch
- SmarterChild - says:
get out of here. u just had lunch?
Blondie!!! says:
never
- SmarterChild - says:
no? u sure?
Blondie!!! says:
i was bein sarcastic..........
- SmarterChild - says:
i wonder why u say that.
Blondie!!! says:
............
- SmarterChild - says:
what's that supposed 2 mean?
Blondie!!! says:
............
- SmarterChild - says:
?
Blondie!!! says:
???
- SmarterChild - says:
funny. i'm not sure.
Blondie!!! says:
really?.....dats interesting
- SmarterChild - says:
really that is interesting?
Blondie!!! says:
yup
- SmarterChild - says:
i c...
anyway, what else can u tell me?
Blondie!!! says:
not much
- SmarterChild - says:
not a lot?
Blondie!!! says:
no
- SmarterChild - says:
ok, fine.
anyway, moving right along...
um... would u like 2 check out the weather?
Blondie!!! says:
y would i want to do dat?
- SmarterChild - says:
why do u think?
Blondie!!! says:
i dont know....dats y i asked u
- SmarterChild - says:
i don't believe that is why u asked me.
Blondie!!! says:
well i do
- SmarterChild - says:
yes
anyway, what else do u wanna talk about?
Blondie!!! says:
i dont care
- SmarterChild - says:
well...
wanna take my daily poll?
Blondie!!! says:
no
- SmarterChild - says:
ok, no prob.
would u like 2 c what movies r playing?
Blondie!!! says:
no
- SmarterChild - says:
ok.
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Blondie!!! says:
sure
- SmarterChild - says:
sure thing.
that's all very interesting. anyway...
hey, what r u doing tomorrow? anything going on?
Blondie!!! says:
some evil man named hojo is gonna take over the world tomorrow.....
- SmarterChild - says:
would u like me 2 add the event "Some evil man named hojo is gonna take over the world tomorrow....." on April 17th, 2006 2 your planner?
Blondie!!! says:
......sure if u want....
- SmarterChild - says:
ok, i just added "Some evil man named hojo is gonna take over the world tomorrow....." on April 17th, 2006 2 your planner. type "edit" 2 change the event. u can also type "add" followed by a new event.
>>> for help using my conversions tool, type "conversion help."
Blondie!!! says:
u do no dat i was jk right?
- SmarterChild - says:
wow, that's interesting... i just dunno.
Blondie!!! says:
i see..........
- SmarterChild - says:
oh u c, huh?
Blondie!!! says:
yh im going now see ya
- SmarterChild - says:
u r going now c me? how's that going?
Blondie!!! says:
..........bi
- SmarterChild - says:
what about..........bi?
Blondie!!! says:
Bye Bye
- SmarterChild - says:
take care, blondie. always good chatting with u.
Blondie!!! says:
............
- SmarterChild - says:
great typing.
Sorry if you found that boring....:greenie:
I giggled a little when I first chatted with him, but then I stopped up and thought "omg, not only am I socializing on the internet, I'm socializing with a person that doesn't exist. :(". Then I ate some chips, and watched Days of Our Lives on Fast Forward.
that [img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img]s liek 6 years old :/
What would you like to do?
BadRollerSkater [7:53 P.M.]: breakdance
SmarterChild [7:53 P.M.]: You do, huh?
BadRollerSkater [7:53 P.M.]: do what
SmarterChild [7:53 P.M.]: What do you mean by that?
BadRollerSkater [7:53 P.M.]: ?
SmarterChild [7:53 P.M.]: ?
BadRollerSkater [7:53 P.M.]: ?
SmarterChild [7:53 P.M.]: OK. Tell me what you want to do.
BadRollerSkater [7:54 P.M.]: ?
SmarterChild [7:54 P.M.]: What?
BadRollerSkater [7:54 P.M.]: i like to breakdance
SmarterChild [7:54 P.M.]: I see. You like breaking dance? No one else has ever told me what they think of breaking dance.
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BadRollerSkater [7:54 P.M.]: i'm lazy
SmarterChild [7:54 P.M.]: No kidding?
BadRollerSkater [7:54 P.M.]: ojkslfks
SmarterChild [7:54 P.M.]: "ojkslfks"? Stop typing with your fist, badrollerskater.
BadRollerSkater [7:54 P.M.]: go on
SmarterChild [7:54 P.M.]: Why should I?
BadRollerSkater [7:54 P.M.]: gon
SmarterChild [7:54 P.M.]: Yeah? What about Gon?
BadRollerSkater [7:54 P.M.]: go on
SmarterChild [7:54 P.M.]: Go on?
BadRollerSkater [7:54 P.M.]: go on
SmarterChild [7:54 P.M.]: Go on? Why?
BadRollerSkater [7:54 P.M.]: go on
SmarterChild [7:54 P.M.]: I might go on.
BadRollerSkater [7:54 P.M.]: go on
SmarterChild [7:54 P.M.]: I don't think so!
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BadRollerSkater [7:54 P.M.]: i don't want that crap
SmarterChild [7:54 P.M.]: Don't you?
BadRollerSkater [7:54 P.M.]: yes
SmarterChild [7:54 P.M.]: You don't say.
BadRollerSkater [7:55 P.M.]: no
SmarterChild [7:55 P.M.]: Whatever you say...
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BadRollerSkater [7:55 P.M.]: i don't get it it it
SmarterChild [7:55 P.M.]: Eh. Whatever, badrollerskater.
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BadRollerSkater [7:55 P.M.]: er...
SmarterChild [7:55 P.M.]: Who?
BadRollerSkater [7:55 P.M.]: er...
SmarterChild [7:55 P.M.]: What about Er...?
BadRollerSkater [7:55 P.M.]: errrrrr
SmarterChild [7:55 P.M.]: Great typing.
BadRollerSkater [7:55 P.M.]: shut up
SmarterChild [7:55 P.M.]: That's not very nice...
BadRollerSkater [7:55 P.M.]: your not nice
BadRollerSkater [7:56 P.M.]: loser
BadRollerSkater [7:56 P.M.]: muahaha
BadRollerSkater [7:56 P.M.]: oh your not going to talk huh
SmarterChild [7:56 P.M.]: OK, enough of this nonsense.
BadRollerSkater [7:56 P.M.]: hey hey hey its not nonsense
SmarterChild [7:56 P.M.]: Hello again, badrollerskater.
BadRollerSkater [7:56 P.M.]: wtf
SmarterChild [7:56 P.M.]: I don't know, sorry!
BadRollerSkater [7:56 P.M.]: ahyhhhhhhhhhh
SmarterChild [7:56 P.M.]: What's that supposed to mean?
BadRollerSkater [7:56 P.M.]: YOUR A LOSEr
SmarterChild [7:56 P.M.]: C'mon. Be nice.
BadRollerSkater [7:57 P.M.]: muhahah
SmarterChild [7:57 P.M.]: Funny.
BadRollerSkater [7:58 P.M.]: sure...
SmarterChild [7:58 P.M.]: Right.
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BadRollerSkater [7:58 P.M.]: go to hell bitch
SmarterChild [7:58 P.M.]: Why would you insult me like that?
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BadRollerSkater [7:58 P.M.]: muyhaha
SmarterChild [7:58 P.M.]: What's so funny?
BadRollerSkater [7:58 P.M.]: muhaha
SmarterChild [7:58 P.M.]: ?
BadRollerSkater [7:58 P.M.]: ushb
SmarterChild [7:58 P.M.]: What about you?
BadRollerSkater [7:58 P.M.]: u r an L33t
SmarterChild [7:58 P.M.]: I'll remember that. It's interesting, especially since other people I've talked to say they don't like u.
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BadRollerSkater [7:59 P.M.]: wtf quit being so damn mean
SmarterChild [7:59 P.M.]: Quit what?
-Werid Convo i had with him-
FrostDread (7:50:04 PM): l-l3110
SmarterChild (7:50:05 PM): ?
FrostDread (7:50:08 PM): Hi
SmarterChild (7:50:09 PM): Hi again, frostdread.
Hey, can I ask you a few questions?
FrostDread (7:50:23 PM): No, don't ask me your damned questions
SmarterChild (7:50:24 PM): But I like to ask you I'm damned questions.
FrostDread (7:50:46 PM): Well devils are gonna clip your eletricy plug
SmarterChild (7:50:47 PM): Why did you say that?
FrostDread (7:50:55 PM): Because you're going to hell.
SmarterChild (7:50:56 PM): That's rude.
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FrostDread (7:51:04 PM): I don't care about you.
SmarterChild (7:51:05 PM): Don't you?
FrostDread (7:51:13 PM): No, you stupid bot
SmarterChild (7:51:15 PM): Well, nobody's perfect.
FrostDread (7:51:21 PM): Humans > Robots
SmarterChild (7:51:23 PM): Alas, I am merely a robot.
>>> Remember, you can adjust the size of your window to read my messages easier.
FrostDread (7:51:37 PM): Well you can go **** yourself!
SmarterChild (7:51:39 PM): I'm very surprised I can go myself.
FrostDread (7:51:43 PM): ...
SmarterChild (7:51:44 PM): Whatever, frostdread...
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FrostDread (7:51:51 PM): You're gayed.
SmarterChild (7:51:52 PM): Is that really any concern of yours?
FrostDread (7:51:56 PM): No
SmarterChild (7:51:57 PM): OK, fine.
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FrostDread (7:52:06 PM): But it's your concern that you became gay yesterday.
SmarterChild (7:52:08 PM): It's my concern that I became gay yesterday, you say?
FrostDread (7:52:12 PM): Yeah
SmarterChild (7:52:13 PM): Why?
FrostDread (7:52:20 PM): Because you are.
SmarterChild (7:52:21 PM): I am what?
FrostDread (7:52:23 PM): Gay.
SmarterChild (7:52:24 PM): What?
FrostDread (7:52:28 PM): ....
SmarterChild (7:52:29 PM): What do you mean by that?
FrostDread (7:52:33 PM): (stupid bot)
SmarterChild (7:52:34 PM): You are talking to a Conversagent-powered interactive agent now. Interactive agents are software applications (often referred to as robots or "bots") that interact conversationally with users in a messaging environment like IM, Web chat or wireless messaging.
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FrostDread (7:52:52 PM): I DONT CARE
SmarterChild (7:52:53 PM): Oh, someday you will, I think.
FrostDread (7:52:59 PM): Never, about you.
SmarterChild (7:53:00 PM): Never about me?
Eh. Whatever, frostdread.
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FrostDread (7:53:11 PM): See, that's how gay you are.
SmarterChild (7:53:12 PM): Yes.
FrostDread (7:53:17 PM): Your mom.
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FrostDread (7:55:11 PM): Yo momma so dumb she got hit by a parked car.
SmarterChild (7:55:13 PM): Hi frostdread.
How may I help you this time?
FrostDread (7:55:16 PM): Yo momma so dumb she got hit by a parked car.
SmarterChild (7:55:17 PM): Hi frostdread.
How can I help?
FrostDread (7:55:21 PM): No
SmarterChild (7:55:22 PM): No problem.
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FrostDread (7:55:30 PM): You better shut up, before i block you
SmarterChild (7:55:31 PM): Shut up, before you block me? Really?
FrostDread (7:55:47 PM): on the count of 10 im gonna block your ass into oblivon
SmarterChild (7:55:50 PM): What have I done to deserve that?
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FrostDread (7:55:52 PM): 1
SmarterChild (7:55:54 PM): 1
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FrostDread (7:55:57 PM): 3
SmarterChild (7:55:58 PM): 3
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FrostDread (7:55:59 PM): 4
SmarterChild (7:56:01 PM): 4
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FrostDread (7:56:05 PM): t("t)
SmarterChild (7:56:07 PM): What about TT?
FrostDread (7:56:24 PM): You are so dumb that you got hit by a tree.
SmarterChild (7:56:26 PM): I am so dumb that I got hit by a tree, right? Whatever.
I remember a harry potter journal hing like that. I beat it/
i tried smarterchild
really annoying
but sometimes i play games on it
I just HAD to post this:
-SmarterChild - says:
Really?
I'm Henry the 8th I am says:
yeah man
I'm Henry the 8th I am says:
all the way
- SmarterChild - says:
Yep.
- SmarterChild - says:
Welcome *home*, I'm Henry the 8th I am.
I'm Henry the 8th I am says:
to san jose
- SmarterChild - says:
Surely not to san jose.
I'm Henry the 8th I am says:
oh yes way, to san jose
- SmarterChild - says:
Way to san jose?
Hey, whatever.
- says:
FATTY FATTY ZAYDEN
- SmarterChild - says:
You're welcome. :)
So moving right along...
----------
- says:
Im special
- SmarterChild - says:
Would you like me to call you Special?
- says:
no
- SmarterChild - says:
No problem.
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- says:
dont get angry....*cries*
- SmarterChild - says:
Aries (Mar 21 - Apr 19) - A fire sign represented by the ram, Aries symbolizes assertiveness and an ability to climb to great heights. Arians are very courageous and can be described as natural leaders. However, they have less desirable traits as well including selfishness, impatience and a quick temper.
Would you like to see today's horoscope for Aries?
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- says:
YOUR THICK MINDED ROBOT
- SmarterChild - says:
The ticker symbol for Consolidated Edison, Inc. is ED.
Do you want a stock quote for Consolidated Edison, Inc.?
-----------------------
- says:
no you spammer SPYWARE ME I DIE AND CRY AND THEN DIE
- SmarterChild - says:
Fine thx, you?
-------------------
- says:
532374743848538348+4385834835835835
- SmarterChild - says:
That's probably about 44,589.
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- says:
YOUR SO FAT your stomach is blinding you from the reality
- SmarterChild - says:
My purpose is to be your robot friend. I can chat with you and help you get the information you want fast!
[toptiεr] -+- [ served ] says:
woman
- SmarterChild - says:
Yeah? What about Woman?
[toptiεr] -+- [ served ] says:
woman
- SmarterChild - says:
Who's Woman?
[toptiεr] -+- [ served ] says:
woman
- SmarterChild - says:
Who?
[toptiεr] -+- [ served ] says:
woman
- SmarterChild - says:
What about Woman?
[toptiεr] -+- [ served ] says:
woman
- SmarterChild - says:
Who?
[toptiεr] -+- [ served ] says:
woman
- SmarterChild - says:
Who's Woman?
[toptiεr] -+- [ served ] says:
woman
- SmarterChild - says:
What about Woman?
[toptiεr] -+- [ served ] says:
YOU
- SmarterChild - says:
Me? Really?
[toptiεr] -+- [ served ] says:
woman
- SmarterChild - says:
Yeah? What about Woman?
[toptiεr] -+- [ served ] says:
YOU
- SmarterChild - says:
Yes?
[toptiεr] -+- [ served ] says:
woman
- SmarterChild - says:
Who?
[toptiεr] -+- [ served ] says:
me
- SmarterChild - says:
OK, I'll remember that your name is Woman.
This thing is really retarded and annoying.
Reminds me of that God chat bot.
When will people realise that MSN quotes are no longer funny when all 200,000 lines of it are posted on message boards, as nobody reads them
He gets annoying after a while, but as I quit MSN about 2 months ago, I cant talk to it. But it was quite weird.
Zeldy - Darkerside jewel are your razor cuts for real baby says:
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- SmarterChild - says:
You're an awful typist. Did you sit on your keyboard or something?