Hardest FFIV challange ever!

No materia VS Ruby Weapon? Who cares? No junctioning VS Omega? Don't make me laugh! No sphere-grid VS Penance? You call that a challange?

All those... are EASY compared to THIS!

I'm going to do a challange that requires extreme concentration and ultimate control over mind and body.

I'm going to... beat FFIV without getting turned on by Rydia's undeniable hotness!!!

Wish me luck guys!

Edit: Game Over already, man. I got to the part were you destroy the village "Mist". When you "battle" Rydia, I could feel how I was about to lose control and drool all over my controller. Luckily, Rydia summoned Titan, who is a big turn-off (I don't really like big half-naked muscular men). But then, during the scene after the earthquake caused by Titan, where Rydia is lying on the ground right before Cecil picks her up, I just couldn't hold back my naughty thoughts anymore. :(

If I even have trouble making it past this part, there's no way I can make it past the part were Rydia shows up in ADULT form!

Okaaay.

xD

This thread made me chuckle. :)

What the........ XD Shes like 10/11 hahahaha.

You ruined it. :cat:

Actually I think in the beginning she is 8... I was really dissapointed I thought this was a real challenge.

OMG PEDPOPHILELEL!!!!!

i take it you've been watching budweiser commercials :D

...You have issues...

Best. Thread. Ever.

Really, Rydia IS hot, especially in that cute pose when she's summoning Bahamut. :heart:

Not a pedophile, I believe he is referring to the older, more mature.......version on Rydia.

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Originally Posted by Gungnir-Odin

Not a pedophile, I believe he is referring to the older, more mature.......version on Rydia.

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Oh no he isn't.

I might try this challenge. For me the hawtness of Kain is much more of a turn on. All I have to do is have an ASCII version of him printed out at all times to distract me.

xD

this thread doesn't apply to the Americans. Then again, they're probably in FFII thread. :D

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Originally Posted by Fantasy Fan

this thread doesn't apply to the Americans. Then again, they're probably in FFII thread. :D

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:tumble:

uuh.... excused me. *runs off screaming and hides in a well.*. come on! there just 8-bit video game characters! from all of your avatars and sigs ive figured that rydia is probly your favourite character out of pretty much out of anything but this!? *dies.*

I would probably have archived this if it wasn't for all the derranged replies. Way to ruin Shadow's lifework, guys.

Good work apprentice. Once you finish training you can move
over to Ashe with me!!

PS
I can't even make it past the trailers.

lol

I can't make it past the sequence with Cecil and Rosa in the bedroom, because I always get the feeling it'll turn into a porn movie, which turns me on too much. :eek:

This game is HARD!!!

what about the part after beating valvalis where (SPOILER)tellah dies. two character in one sprite. im sure a youd find it impossible to get past there.

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Originally Posted by Mr. Nosebleed

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is he wielding dual penises?

Just for you DP.

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Originally Posted by boys from the dwarf

what about the part after beating valvalis where (SPOILER)tellah dies. two character in one sprite. im sure a youd find it impossible to get past there.

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Gaah, don't get me started on that one! :(:eek:

I had to masturbate for three hours after beating that part. :eek::eek::eek:

Aah... Oh dear. Yes, Valvalis is very... hmm. Yes. Ahem *shifts in seat awkwardly*.

Aw. This thread could've been good. Oh well.

It was always good.

I will try
*Turns on GBA*

I Failed guys...

Zidane: Passed. First time I played >_>, I fail to see how one can be turned on by a 16-bit game sprite.

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Originally Posted by ZidaneAndGarnet

Zidane: Passed. First time I played >_>, I fail to see how one can be turned on by a 16-bit game sprite.

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Well, of course the pixelated game sprite isn't a turn-on. Getting turned on by the sprite would be like reading the description of a woman in a book and getting turned on by the words themselves. It's the mental representation you form of that character, and the spirit the sprite represents, that becomes a turn-on.

I've decided to do a challenge of my own. It involves the same rules as Ultima Shadow; but instead of Rydia, it's Zeromus.

Luckily you don't actually see him until the final battle, but just look at him:

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i1..._X/zeromus.gif

You can't deny his beauty.

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Originally Posted by Zeromus_X

I've decided to do a challenge of my own. It involves the same rules as Ultima Shadow; but instead of Rydia, it's Zeromus.

Luckily you don't actually see him until the final battle, but just look at him:

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i1..._X/zeromus.gif

You can't deny his beauty.

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I'd hit it.
Wait, How would you hit that?

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Originally Posted by *PaladinCecil*

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Originally Posted by ZidaneAndGarnet

Zidane: Passed. First time I played >_>, I fail to see how one can be turned on by a 16-bit game sprite.

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Well, of course the pixelated game sprite isn't a turn-on. Getting turned on by the sprite would be like reading the description of a woman in a book and getting turned on by the words themselves. It's the mental representation you form of that character, and the spirit the sprite represents, that becomes a turn-on.

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Zidane:...An eight-year-old girl? I'm sorry to me that is like saying Eiko turned you on, please don't say that, I'd be forced to ask for mental help. lol, on Z_X's challenge, actually in its own way there is a bizarre aura of beauty, I wouldn't say in a sexual way, more with how got the Big Bang scenary to work with Zeromus, it's a work of art.

I can't speak for him, but I think he's talking about how young Rydia makes him think of adult Rydia which leads to what I said :) .

Oh my... people are still posting in this thread? It's been a while since I checked it out.


To those who took this thread seriously: ........I love you guys.

To those who ruined this thread: OMG DIE PLZ!!!!!111one (send me "hawt pix" of Ruby Weapon, and I'll forgive you)

To the rest of you: :pickle:



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