How Loony BoB became a CK

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04-23-2006, 07:24 PM
Roto13

How Loony BoB became a CK

CROWD:
A witch! A witch! A witch! A witch! We've found a witch! A witch! A witch! A witch! A witch! We've got a witch! A witch! A witch! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! We've found a witch! We've found a witch! A witch! A witch! A witch!
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../PSYCHOTIC.gif:
We have found a witch. May we burn her?
http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/grail/...s/05_vllgr.jpg
CROWD:
Burn her! Burn! Burn her! Burn her!
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../LOONY_BOB.gif:
How do you know she is a witch?
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2...teen/RUBAH.gif:
She looks like one.
CROWD:
Right! Yeah! Yeah!
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../LOONY_BOB.gif:
Bring her forward.
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2...teen/LEEZA.jpg:
I'm not a witch. I'm not a witch.
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../LOONY_BOB.gif:
Uh, but you are dressed as one.
http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/grail/...s/05_bedev.jpg
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2...teen/LEEZA.jpg:
They dressed me up like this.
CROWD:
Augh, we didn't! We didn't...
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2...teen/LEEZA.jpg:
And this isn't my nose. It's a false one.
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../LOONY_BOB.gif:
Well?
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../PSYCHOTIC.gif:
Well, we did do the nose.
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../LOONY_BOB.gif:
The nose?
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../PSYCHOTIC.gif:
And the hat, but she is a witch!
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2...teen/RUBAH.gif:
Yeah!
CROWD:
We burn her! Right! Yeaaah! Yeaah!
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../LOONY_BOB.gif:
Did you dress her up like this?
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../PSYCHOTIC.gif:
No!
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2...teen/RUBAH.gif and http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../GIGAGUESS.jpg:
No. No.
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2...teen/RUBAH.gif:
No.
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../PSYCHOTIC.gif:
No.
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2...teen/RUBAH.gif and http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../GIGAGUESS.jpg:
No.
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../PSYCHOTIC.gif:
Yes.
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2...teen/RUBAH.gif:
Yes.
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../PSYCHOTIC.gif:
Yes. Yeah, a bit.
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../GIGAGUESS.jpg:
A bit.
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../PSYCHOTIC.gif and http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2...teen/RUBAH.gif:
A bit.
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../GIGAGUESS.jpg:
A bit.
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../PSYCHOTIC.gif:
She has got a wart.
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2...een/ROTO13.jpg:
[cough]
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../LOONY_BOB.gif:
What makes you think she is a witch?
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../GIGAGUESS.jpg:
Well, she turned me into a newt.
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../LOONY_BOB.gif:
A newt?
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../GIGAGUESS.jpg:
I got better.
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2...teen/RUBAH.gif:
Burn her anyway!
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../PSYCHOTIC.gif:
Burn!
CROWD:
Burn her! Burn! Burn her!...
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../LOONY_BOB.gif:
Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../PSYCHOTIC.gif:
Are there?
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2...teen/RUBAH.gif:
Ah?
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../PSYCHOTIC.gif:
What are they?
CROWD:
Tell us! Tell us!...
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../LOONY_BOB.gif:
Tell me. What do you do with witches?
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2...teen/RUBAH.gif:
Burn!
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../PSYCHOTIC.gif:
Burn!
CROWD:
Burn! Burn them up! Burn!...
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../LOONY_BOB.gif:
And what do you burn apart from witches?
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../PSYCHOTIC.gif:
More witches!
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../GIGAGUESS.jpg:
Shh!
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2...teen/RUBAH.gif:
Wood!
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../LOONY_BOB.gif:
So, why do witches burn?
[pause]
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../GIGAGUESS.jpg:
B--... 'cause they're made of... wood?
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../LOONY_BOB.gif:
Good! Heh heh.
CROWD:
Oh, yeah. Oh.
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../LOONY_BOB.gif:
So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../PSYCHOTIC.gif:
Build a bridge out of her.
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../LOONY_BOB.gif:
Ah, but can you not also make bridges out of stone?
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../PSYCHOTIC.gif:
Oh, yeah.
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2...teen/ZELDY.gif:
Oh, yeah. True. Uhh...
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../LOONY_BOB.gif:
Does wood sink in water?
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../PSYCHOTIC.gif:
No. No.
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2...teen/RUBAH.gif:
No, it floats! It floats!
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../PSYCHOTIC.gif:
Throw her into the pond!
CROWD:
The pond! Throw her into the pond!
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../LOONY_BOB.gif:
What also floats in water?
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../PSYCHOTIC.gif:
Bread!
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2...teen/RUBAH.gif:
Apples!
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../GIGAGUESS.jpg:
Uh, very small rocks!
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../PSYCHOTIC.gif:
Cider!
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2...teen/RUBAH.gif:
Uh, gra-- gravy!
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../PSYCHOTIC.gif:
Cherries!
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2...teen/RUBAH.gif:
Mud!
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../GIGAGUESS.jpg:
Uh, churches! Churches!
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2...teen/RUBAH.gif:
Lead! Lead!
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2...irteen/CID.jpg:
A duck!
CROWD:
Oooh.
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../LOONY_BOB.gif:
Exactly. So, logically...
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../PSYCHOTIC.gif:
If... she... weighs... the same as a duck,... she's made of wood.
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../LOONY_BOB.gif:
And therefore?
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2...teen/RUBAH.gif:
A witch!
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../PSYCHOTIC.gif:
A witch!
CROWD:
A witch! A witch!...
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2...irteen/RYE.jpg:
Here is a duck. Use this duck.
[quack quack quack]
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../LOONY_BOB.gif:
Very good. We shall use my largest scales.
CROWD:
Ohh! Ohh! Burn the witch! Burn the witch! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Ahh! Ahh...
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../LOONY_BOB.gif:
Right. Remove the supports!
[whop]
[clunk]
[creak]
http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/grail/...s/05_scale.jpg
CROWD:
A witch! A witch! A witch!
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2...teen/LEEZA.jpg:
It's a fair cop.
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../GIGAGUESS.jpg:
Burn her!
CROWD:
Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn! Burn!...
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../LOONY_BOB.gif:
Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2...irteen/CID.jpg:
I am Cid, King of the Forums.
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../LOONY_BOB.gif:
My liege!
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2...irteen/CID.jpg:
Good Sir Knight, will you come with me to EyesonFF and join us at the forums?
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../LOONY_BOB.gif:
My liege! I would be honored.
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2...irteen/CID.jpg:
What is your name?
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../LOONY_BOB.gif:
Loony BoB, my liege.
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2...irteen/CID.jpg:
Then I dub you Loony BoB, Cid’s Knight.

EDIT: I only just now realized that BoB isn't a CK at all. :S

EDIT 2: BoB insists that he is, in fact, a CK, so it's all cool.
04-23-2006, 07:26 PM
Venom

How about a cooler story, like how Venom became a CK:)
04-23-2006, 07:28 PM
Bowser

It went something like that, I guess.
04-23-2006, 07:28 PM
McLovin'

I always had my suspicions.
04-23-2006, 07:29 PM
Momiji

Quote:

Originally Posted by Venom

How about a cooler story, like how [strike]Venom[/strike] Justin became a CK:)

^_^
04-23-2006, 07:31 PM
Kawaii Ryûkishi

Ripping off Python? You're no theundeadhero.
04-23-2006, 07:33 PM
Hawkeye

wtf?
04-23-2006, 07:34 PM
McLovin'

Quote:

Originally Posted by Venom

How about a cooler story, like how ~~Venom Justin~~ Sephiroth's Cage became a CK:)
04-23-2006, 07:35 PM
Venom

I betcha everyone would like to know how Venom became CK!:)

(SPOILER)No ones interested:cry:
04-23-2006, 07:36 PM
Jess

Nobody is interested because it's never going to happen. :laugh:

I haven't watched any Monty Python films for a while now. :(
04-23-2006, 07:42 PM
Psychotic

The letter P means me!
04-23-2006, 07:43 PM
Roto13

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychotic

The letter P means me!

OMG it does!
04-23-2006, 07:53 PM
amratis

roto, why'd you choose the people you did to be in your little adaptation of Monty Python?
04-23-2006, 08:02 PM
Loony BoB

I am too a Cid's Knight! I just happen to be an Administrator version of one, and that means I have to have the different title. But really, all the admins that aren't Cid are Cid's Knights.

Britt Knighted me. =x
04-23-2006, 08:14 PM
Yamaneko

Of course rubah wasn't even around when BoB was knighted, so I question the historical accuracy.
04-23-2006, 08:14 PM
Maxico

I'm surprised I don't see more eoff fan fiction.

Surprised and glad.
04-23-2006, 08:16 PM
Loony BoB

Maybe I'll abandon my ever-delayed plans to create an RPG and just write the story out instead.

EDIT: Nahhhh. Too lazy.
04-23-2006, 08:24 PM
Psychotic

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loony BoB

Maybe I'll abandon my ever-delayed plans to create an RPG and just write the story out instead.

I bet you finish your RPG before I finish mine.
04-23-2006, 08:42 PM
Erdrick Holmes

BoB slept with BOU back in his admin days.
04-23-2006, 09:14 PM
Levian

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darth Holmes

BoB slept with BOU back in his admin days.

It's funny because 'sleeping with authorities of the same sex'-jokes has never been done before. :tonberry:
04-23-2006, 09:15 PM
Roto13

Quote:

Originally Posted by amratis

roto, why'd you choose the people you did to be in your little adaptation of Monty Python?

I chose BoB because I needed a CK for it, I chose Leeza because I thought she might get a kick out of being a witch, I chose Cid because he fits that part well (king = administrator), I gave myself the "cough" line so I could be in it but not be important, and the rest just popped into my head.
04-23-2006, 10:28 PM
rubah

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yamaneko

Of course rubah wasn't even around when BoB was knighted, so I question the historical accuracy.

lies
04-23-2006, 10:30 PM
Loony BoB

Quote:

Originally Posted by rubah

lies

I was knighted about two years before you joined, I think. Well, a year and 9 or so months.
04-23-2006, 10:31 PM
rubah

Yes I realize this, you don't have to rub it in though :(
04-23-2006, 10:49 PM
KoShiatar

Quote:

Originally Posted by Venom

How about a cooler story, like how ~~Venom~~ Kishi became a CK:)
04-23-2006, 10:54 PM
ScottNUMBERS

I liked the part where it ended.
04-23-2006, 10:55 PM
Roto13

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScottNUMBERS

I liked the part where it ended.

I'll pass that on to the millions of Monty Python fans who love The Holy Grail.
04-23-2006, 10:56 PM
ScottNUMBERS

Quote:

Originally Posted by roto13

I'll pass that on to the millions of Monty Python fans who love The Holy Grail.

k
04-23-2006, 10:58 PM
boris no no

BoB is a chocobo

:D?
04-24-2006, 07:34 AM
-N-

Way to rip off Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail.
Wait a minute, are you that creepy guy who wanted my avatar in chat?

EDIT BY BoB: Don't go around the swear filter.
04-24-2006, 08:38 AM
nik0tine

I was going to read this, but I'd much rather Role play.
04-24-2006, 09:56 AM
Monster Hunt

um... I never really realised the fact that Eoff has become so crazy... but I suppose thats for the better. Why doesn't someone try doing a why --- is not a CK?
04-24-2006, 10:37 AM
Reine

I did something like that in someones usernotes, only using smileys instead for the expressions...
04-24-2006, 11:56 AM
Shaun

That was painful to read, with its layout an' all. XD
04-24-2006, 01:25 PM
Giga Guess

LEEZA TURNED ME INTO A CAT, NOT A NEWT YOU DOLT!

All in all, I give this an: Oh....my....god.
04-24-2006, 01:37 PM
Ballistix Man

I had my suspicions.
But now the truth will be heard throughout the land.
04-24-2006, 03:19 PM
Roto13

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neel with a Spicy Buffalo Chicken Melt

Way to rip off Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail.
Wait a minute, are you that creepy guy who wanted my avatar in chat?

I don't remember wanting your avatar...
04-24-2006, 05:01 PM
Shoden

You should do a story on the legacy of PiP and one on the legacy of Crash. Screw them, do one of me! I think others would agree, for a small fee of course.
04-24-2006, 05:07 PM
Old Manus

I think it's fake :(
04-24-2006, 05:12 PM
Dignified Pauper

this fails to mention something about Ban Fest 2005 and Loony BoB's tyranny and the second accounts.
04-24-2006, 10:24 PM
Roto13

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dignified Pauper

this fails to mention something about Ban Fest 2005 and Loony BoB's tyranny and the second accounts.

*looks for an appropriate Python script*
04-25-2006, 05:03 AM
theundeadhero

Quote:

Ripping off Python? You're no theundeadhero.

He took advantage of the situation because I've been locked away in a tower for a week with a naughty naughty Newt and her virgin sister friends :(
04-25-2006, 09:20 PM
eestlinc

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darth Holmes

BoB slept with BOU back in his admin days.

no, that was just some Random Guy.