Have you guys ever watched Mind Of Mencia on Comedy Central? I like the joke that Carlos told in the Why The F#@$ Is This News!? segment which was about Emus. He said..."Wait! Wait! Stop the tape! Did you hear how many people are chasing a bird!? It's a bird it can't fly! Why don't you tell all the black people that a chicken is on the loose and two minutes later we'll have a bucket of big-ass wings!"LOL:D