i saw this in the ff9 forums hope u dont mind :) ill start it off
1. You ask your friends if they want a game of blitzball xD
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i saw this in the ff9 forums hope u dont mind :) ill start it off
1. You ask your friends if they want a game of blitzball xD
if your favourite past time is reciting the names of all the monsters
3. When you whine all the way to zanarkand.
4. When you don't feel awkward when Yuna and Tidus laugh together in Luca.
5. When you're trying to send your teacher to the farplane by dancing around him with a pole.
When you know the words to Otherworld (which is kinda impossible to me) :p
8. When you walk around collecting marbles in order to complete your Sphere Grid.
9. When u spend the last of yur paycheck buying tons of mousse to make yur hair look anti-gravity like Wakka's
10. When yur history report on ancient times is about Zanarkand (hey if i were the teacher id give him an a ;) )
11) When the hours on the memory have restarted nine times, leaving X's in each numberal.
12) When you start speaking Al Bead ramdomly at people (only done it....twice...ish :D)
13) When you go on a date,you hang around lakes in hopes your date will ask you to hop in so you can start crying and recreate the hanky panky scene... Secret hopes include a large blue beast man that will watch.
Levian's number 5 is genius come to life.
15.) When you attempt to spin around with a large sword that has liquor spit on it.
16.) When you call for a shoopuf instead of a taxi.
17.) When you go to church and do the prayer in front of the altar hoping to recieve an Aeon.
18) when you make a thread about "when you know that you've played to much FFX".
when you catch yourself humming the hymn of the fayth...
When you get square eyes.
21) When you say gil instead of money
22) When you go out side and fight everything you see thinking its a random encounter
23) You try walking on water
24) You launch a firework at someone meanwhile saying that your casting flare
24) when you say you're the star player of the zanarkand Abes.
25) when you have a thing for the chicks that two different colored eyes(don't know what that's called)
26) You can pronounce Tidus properly
27) You consider finding a portal to another world where your REAL life is waiting for you.
28)You immitate Rikku's "Oopsie!" when you run over small animals (guilty)
Actually, that's called Heterochromia. It's more common in Dogs and Kitties though. :cat: :)Quote:
25) when you have a thing for the chicks that two different colored eyes(don't know what that's called)
29) You worship an organized religion composed of undead clergy. :cat:
...when you use the wrong form of "to/two/too" in your headline.
Thanks Zeromus! :D Yes I know but I have seen it in some females I've met. No guys though, wonder why.
30) You like to growl and hang out in ruins on an island.
yea.. i care so much... <_<Quote:
Originally Posted by MAS82587
31) You go to church in the hope of getting an aeon :o
Who hasn't done that yet?Quote:
Originally Posted by Chlis
*scenario*
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"Welcome my child...have you come to worship God and all His wisdom?"
"In a sec. I need to go through the trials and get Alexander first."
*priest glares and then points at you vigorously*"BLASPHEMY!!!"
I personally did receive an Aeon when I went into a church. I named him McSquishies.
32) You hide volumes containing the Al Bhed language around your yard in hopes someone will find them. Books must be the size of an encyclopedia but only contain "Letter= Letter" and no other information.
33. when you can speak al bhed (i wish)
34. When you catch 10 out of every animal type in the forest and build a monster arena where people can fight the animals.
35. When you're being sued by PETA for building a monster arena.
36)You take up hunting just so you cay say "ENOUGH!" and slay wild beasts.
(37) You start buying ffx merchandise off ebay.
(38) You begin wearing that merchandise in public thinking you're really a character from the game and randomly talk to people hoping you'll get a hint toward some quest you're not quite sure of yet.
39- You tell people "I Can Fly," and jump off buildings while trying to summon Valefor. Might not want to put this one into practice.
40- You renact that scene with Tidus coming out of that water, when you swim! :tonberry:
41- When you dream of the life you once had..
42- When you continuosly pronouce FUTILE wrong... (God. Auron, its FEW-TILE not FEW-TLE) wow that bugged me...
43-You think you can breathe underwater and learn the hard way you can't X_x
44) When you use accomplishments like - Making an A+ on your last exam to count as +4 sphere levels and use them to learn: Mag. Def. +2; Eva. +2, HP +200; and the ability Sentinel...
45) when you adopt a samurai sword and an ugly dog and just stand there motionless until someone pays you to do something o_0
Actually, I recieved one myself. His name is...JESUS!:exdee: TEH BEST AEON IN TEH UNIVERSE!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by LunarWeaver
46) You're a drunk but you kick ass with a sword anyways. :D
Well if you can summon Jesus get him down here so we can see what color his skin is and end the debate for good XD.Quote:
Originally Posted by Heero Yuy NWZC
47)When you continue to procreate with different people until you produce a child that looks Asian, has tan skin, blond hair, and blue eyes, all so you can huggle your new personal Tidus...err >_>
...wow...that's obsession if I ever did see, and Jesus isn't an aeon that can just be summoned. Only when the time is right. :cool:
48) You're hairy and you dye yourself blue.
I knew Beast from X-men was just a faking FFX fan!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Heero Yuy NWZC
49)You shorten your name from whatever it was to sound like Lulu, such as I changed Kyle to Kuku, which is infinitely better and increases everybody's attraction to me ten fold.
But not of the opposite sex though...and yes, Beast was such a Kimahri wannabe. :p
50) You make a country where the national language is...Al Bhed, of course.
51)going out in the public and trying to cast a spell
52)when your schedule says that FFX is more important than school (or anything else for that matter)
53)if you make fifteen files and beat them to unlock seymour as a playable character (sorry i spoiled it)
54.When you try to crystalize water to make a brotherhood sword.
55.When you think that a ball is a weapon.
56.When you think that a doll is a weapon.
57.When you think you won't get hurt holding a ball full of thorns.
58.When you see a Kimahri cosplayer you immediately cosplay yourself as Biran and break his horn.
59.When you hope that your dad is the most powerful monster to grace Spira.
60.When you want to kill your father.
61.When you want to be a fayth.
62.When Seymour DOSEN'T make you puke.
63.When you are posting in a forum where you haven't even played the game yet.
64. When you add ''ya'' to the end of every sentance
lol, I knew you'd show up here sooner or later HolYuna. :D
65) You protest against the world for being so technoligically advanced and say that 'Machina is forbidden.'
65)When u marry someone just to make to make peolple happy.
66)When you jump from your balcony and try to summon Valefor without using a staff(not that it would work if you used a staff)
67) When you attempt a Sphere Shot in a Soccer match and get sent off.
68) When you attack a store clerk because he says there's no such thing as phoenix downs.
69) When you aproach an old, bold headed guy and call him Cid.
70) When you ride a chocobo to work.
71) When you go to church and start saying ''praise to be yevon''
72) When you go to the beach and you start screaming ''sin!!''
73) When your screen-name on a forum is a name of a FFX character.. [< sorry if that one has already been mentioned]
74) when u say that tidus is so hot and wish they he was real
75) when u say sware words in al bhed 2 ur teachers so they don't know wut ur saying
76) when ur the 1 that is still obsessed with ff when ur friends got over it 2 years ago
77)when u spend ur day making collarges on poster cardboad paper 4 ur room
78) when u and a friend say pooie in time with each other (thats x-2,soz)
79) when u draw ur fave singer in the background that tidus is in besaid
80) when u make the costumes like the 1's up there^^^
81)Your pool is in the shape of a sphere
82)Whenever sometinhg good happens to you, you say "Praise Be To Yevon"
83)You cut the front of your skirt off and replace it with belts.
84)You keep your arm bent against your chest like Auron
85)When you think the Pope is Maester Mika
86)You insist that no one ever says your name(If you don't get it I'll explain)
87)Whenever someone dies you say "the Spiral of Death continues"
88)When you go to the zoo, you try to ride the elephants and insist that they will take you across the Moonflow.
89)When people anger you, you simply hit them with a soccer ball
90)You always carry a huge weapon that only appears when your ready to fight(someone has to explain to me where Kimarhi keeps his spear)
Okay, i'm done!:D
I think this is the right number:
91) All your character's stats are maximized and your favorite's list includes names such as:
Eyes on final Fantasy
Gamerz-PLace Forums
Myspace
Or something like this:
http://www.futurama-madhouse.com.ar/...rmes_wakka.jpg
And all the other things mentioned. I have slipped into Al Bhed a few too many times...And that's not good to do while working, let me tell you! Lol, just wanted to put my piece in.
Miranda
rofl! You did notice Kimahri walks with his spine very straight, didn't you ? :D
When you give your 7 year old daughter a Yuna costume :love: for halloween
I'll go and say that yours is number 92 Renmiri. :D
93) You use one of your sleeeves as a sling for your arm. (pretty much a more accurate way of saying number 84)
If you start dreaming about it. . .
Not really, because in battle he bend his arm without the sleeve.Quote:
Originally Posted by Heero Yuy NWZC
95)You have your two younger brothers follow you around and call them your guardians.
96)When someone asked you who won the Super Bowl, you said the Luca Goers
97) When you dye yourself blue (-sorry if its already been said-)
98) When you sing the Hymn of the Fayth when something good happens
99) When you hear about a terroist attack you think its sinspawn
100) When you buy a posessed teddy bear and try to cast Fira on your math teacher
101) you expect the world to suddenly become graphically enhanced when something excitings happening
Yes it has...by me. But it's ok. :D And no, it is the same chaos_ghost, that's the only way he uses that sleeve unless if he takes his arm out of it.Quote:
Originally Posted by HolYuna
102) You find a nun and call her Shelinda.
103) When you change your accent to Hypello's accent: Ride ze shoopuf?
104) When you see a fat girl, a skinny girl and a short girl to be siblings, you call them the Magus Sisters
105) When you kill people and then use a chicken's feather to revive the people.
106) When you say Jecht is better than Ronaldo.
107) When a women/girl ask you to choose, you call her Yunalesca.
I'm sorry if I have put the one that have been put.
108.When you have a bald father/uncle(either in Rikku/Yuna's case),you call him Cid.
109.When you ask your father/uncle to build an airship.
110.When you go to a blacksmith and make FFX weapons that can actually attack people.(meaning you are making real weapons)
ROFL^ My world DOES go pretty-CG when something exciting happensQuote:
Originally Posted by blackmage_nuke
111) When you carry around a ball at all times so you can throw it at people's faces and scream "BLITZ" at them.
112.Your friends think you are retarded because you got so used to speaking Al Bhed you keep speaking Al Bhed everytime you open your mouth and your friends have no clue what Al Bhed is.
113.you grab one of your teddybears and expect it to go and smash your rival in the face
114.when somebody ask you where your from you say zanarkand
115. When you buy zip off trousers and take one leg up (guilty as charged)
116. When you throw cuddly toys at people
117. And when you do throw toys at people you expect to see numbers appear above their head
118. Run from a cactus
119. When at the beach sit in hope of seeing a blonde haired man jump up from the waves
120. You'll book a ticket to a space station, where there is no gravity, and water forms spheres! (must do if i get sufficient funds *equpis gillionaire*)
121. Apologise in Al Bhed
122. Try to leap onto the back of an ostrich
123) You put the characters' names in other games (not just FF games), I'm talkin' things like hockey games! (I've done this! Tidus in NHL 06, named 'Tidus Blitz')
124) You actually sign Rin to a contract. (Would wants Rin? He sucks!)
125) Yuna and Rikku can deal over 70000 damage WITH THEIR NORMAL ATTACKS!
(done this!)
126)You paint your girlfriend blue and have her throw ice cubes at people.
127)You refer to anyone with a british accent as O'aka.
128)Whenever you say something stupid, you blame it on Sin's Toxin.
129)You refuse to get on an airplane. Your reasoning is that Machina is forbidden by Yevon.
130)When you play red light- green light with cactuses
131)When you talk to animals and try to make them smile
132)When you think your home is where the Al bheds are hiding
133)When you think that yetis are ronsos
134)When you gather all the rhinos of the world together and say to them''Which of you has stolen Kimahri's horn?''
135)When you break your own arm just so you can use your T-Shirt as a sling
136.When you name your children using FFX character names.(I will,with minor adjustments)
137)When you stay by a church's door and tell to everyone that comes in:''The cloister of trials awaits you!Are you prepared?
138)When you tell thunders to shut up
139)When you wear the same clothes every day
140)When your home becomes infested with pests, you simply blow it up.
141.When you think your sister's dolls will attack you because your sister is a Lulu fan and keeps lots of dolls.
142. When you fall asleep in someone elses house, claiming it's an inn
When parents or friends criticize you or tell you what to do,You just say:''It's my story''!
143). When you collectively find 143 ways of answering this question
144) You have over 500 Hours on the game clock. (No kidding, I saw my friend's file which did have over 500 hours. ><; )
145) When you're a fan of James Arnold Tayler and not a playa-hater, yowda! I'm so white it's ridiculous.
146)You have a giant board with several hundred circles that you use to track the "progress" of you and your friends.
147) When you go into someones basement, and you compare it to Omega ruins
(happened to me recently)
148.When you get yourself a rusty sword hoping that it will help you through the process of getting Auron's Masamune replica.
149:when you know where the name ''spira'' comes from
Sadly, I think I know where the name comes from.Quote:
Originally Posted by Emerald weapon
150) On any sports game, you create a team called the Aurochs(I haven't, but I made a football team called the Goers)
151. when you try to book a holiday on Besaid Island (okay, it was a dare)
um...
152) when yo0h post hundreds of posts in a single forum about 1 game that yo0hve been playing for 1 month...
153) when yo0h can perfectly recreate how yuna summons ifrit . *blushes* guilty...
154 - When you have usernotes saying that you cant spell. (tehe, you have to look this one UP)
155 - When your username involves a character from FFX.
156)You've created your own victory pose.
157.When you start wearing kimonos and boots and walk like a pengiun.
158. You've had dreams about FFX, being anxious to play the game after you've woke up.
159) Everything you see reminds you of a Chocobo (I guess that applies to all FFs really...)
160) You ask your very best friends to be your guardians for your pilgrimage.
Yep I've done both...Quote:
115. When you buy zip off trousers and take one leg up (guilty as charged)
116. When you throw cuddly toys at people
161) You hold your best friend over a pool and tell them "It's your story" and then drop them.
oh man ive lost track of how many times ive broken out into albhed i dont even need primers anymore i just can read it.
omg you can play as seymour!!??11 I AM SO GOINT TO GO AND BEAT THE GAME IN 14 MORE FILES!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Darknite
162. when you ask for a blitzball for x-mas
163. when you listen to zanarkend then ending theme then sutaki da ne you cant help but cry because during ending theme you can see the actual ending of the game hapening and then invision the credits at the end during sutaki da ne
164. half of your mp3 player is FFX songs
165.whenever something goood hapens you play the victory theme on your mp3 player
166. when your cellphone rington is the victory theme (i thought of it waaay before advent children)
167.When you steal statues from churches suposing they are fayths because you don't won't summoners to go on pilgrimiges.
168.When you try to summon Aeons with a wooden stick that old people use to walk.
169.When u search every dog's mouth until you find Valefor's overdrive
170.When you swim in a sea without the fear of sharks because you have the ability ''No encounters''
171.When you go into a graveyard and start throwing chicken's feathers(phoenix downs) at other people's graves
172. When you have played FFX enough to actually be able to think up a 'you know you've played ffx too much when..'
(omg Kuroneko went into the future and stole my one!!!)
173. When you think you're a spiran citizen running away from sin... Then... When you wake up in the centre of your room drooling, your hand clamped over a PS2 controller. Thank goodness there was a powercut!
174.When you ask to take an Al Bhed language paper for an exam.
175. When you swear that the guns and roses tune is called "Live and let live"
176.When you can imagine Auron as the singer/saxx player in a small jazz band (dont tell me you've never thought of it! Kimahri on bass and Yuna and Lulu as backing dancers!!!)
177. You expect everything to shatter whenever you click your fingers
178. You go to the cinema expecting them to be showing all the exciting moments in your life
179. When Wakka's victory pose whilst hasted isnt funny anymore (tho i dont think that'll ever not be funny!!!)
hehehe...Quote:
Originally Posted by No.78
180. When your little sibling start to play it and, when they use water on lord ochu, you yell "NO, YOU FOOL, IT HEALS HIM! HEALS HIM, I SAY! THE ONLY WAY TO USE BLACK MAGIC IS FIRE, FIRA OR FIRAGA! KIMAHRI HAS SCAN, DOESN'T HE? USE IT!" and then when they're on the mi'hen highroad and encountering 3 bombs... "NO! SUMMON THE IFRIT! THE IFRIT!" and then a few seconds later "ARRRGH! DON'T USE THE OVERDRIVE! THEY'RE BOMBS! THEY'RE MADE OF FIRE! IT'S GOOD FOR THEM!!!! ONLY ATTACK!!!! ONLY ATTACK!!!!"
181. When you waste water in the shower twirling around like you're summoning things.
182. when you waste water in the shower drawing lightning enemies on the wall (condensation-ness), gathering water in your hands or some other form of container and using 'waterga' on them.
183. When you dream there's a flood and you get rid of it with lightning. (that actually happened to me, but with pokemon - I dreamt a scorpion (resembling syther(sp?)) had gotten into our house, so we were hunting it with bug spray XD )
181: When you refuse to kill bugs because you are afraid of disappearing.
182)When you hit something with your car, you instantly get out and perform a sending.
184. whenever you feel the ground shaking you run out on the street screaming "SIIN!!"
[QUOTE=chaos_ghost]
127)You refer to anyone with a british accent as O'aka.
128)Whenever you say something stupid, you blame it on Sin's Toxin.
QUOTE]
ba hahahaha! im gonna try that! (the toxin 1)
185) u say "you know" or bow your head and blink like yuna dose when you understand something
186) when yo0h do your hair exactally lyk yuna's.
187)when yo0h go scavanging for pieces of material to make a yuna costume
188. when you can play the opening theme from the game to zanarkend on the piano off by heart blindfolded. (i can do that. it took awile to learn but yes i can do it.)
189. you figure out a bunch of the songs on every instrament you are cabable of playing. including the ocarena from the legend of zelda orcarene of time in the game.
190.)When you try to dodge 200 Lightning Bolts in a row in hope to get a sigil.
191) when you you play it soo much that you wont let your little sibling start a new game coz yo0r on it alll the time...(my sista did that to me...)
192 - When you try to do the Jecht shot with a soccer ball.
When you have a fight with someone and do it like ffx battle system.(you know taking turns and all)
:eep: He attempted to do that to me, people. And yes, I am actually wearing pants with one leg as shorts and one as long pants. And yes, I have thrown cuddly toys at people.Quote:
Originally Posted by BakerMan
(194.) You get your girlfriend and play "Sudeki da ne" and make out with her in some lake.
or boyfriendQuote:
Originally Posted by Genji
195 - When you ask a blacksmith to recreate the brotherhood sword.
:DQuote:
Originally Posted by GajoL
196 - You no longer like it! True story, Im sick of it now.