My buring soul...MY SHATTERED DREAMS!

Hello, Eyeson friends! I think there has been an error in your forums system because somehow I am unbanned. Maybe my pal Daniel did this so he can have his way with me once more. That is fine, Daniel, but please wait until this thread has been made.

It is my birthday today and I am disheartened that I did not receive a thread which says "Happy birthday to loony bob penetrated me." But I am okay with this, Eyeson, because I still think you are all super.

Now onto this thread, for it must have a subject, must it not?

I am usually banned from Eyeson. That is fine, because I know I have committed terrible sins. Whilst banned, I have been on a journey, and I have seen many strange places and unknown territories. Dear readers, I am not going to hoodwink you. There have been many perils, and many trials that I have undergone. The shrieks and the horror shall remain with me always, my dear sweet Daniel. My path seems forever fraught with danger, and the water hazards I shall not speak about.

But now, at long last, I have walked out of the underworld. I am back on the surface. I am seeing all of your smiling faces, Eyeson, and it gives me strength. DMKA says "Hi."

What would you do if, like me, you were banned from Eyeson?

Well, I have to be going now. Maybe you will think back to the times we shared, the laughs we enjoyed, and the good times that never stopped rolling. Farewell, Eyeson, maybe we shall be reunited once more in the future.

Thats nice buddy.

We've missed you so much loony bob penetrated me!

If I were banned, I would cling to EoFFers on LJ and probably speak on EoFF through someone. :p I don't want to get banned, I'd be very bored.

If I was banned from eoff, I would pay a lot of money for a new pc, rejoin just to collect every picture from the album, every usernote, every INCH of eoff, and then hold my own little private eoff in a darkened room in a tea party. Then stalk all the members, even the ones that don't walk in the forest of walking.
I mean, sex?

I'd probably get a girlfriend if I got banned. Now, we don't want that to happen so let's try to not ban me, eh?

I gotta say LBPM that was a very touching post...so sad that you're banned once more though. :( :rolleyes2 :D ;) If I were banned from eoff...I would still visit it everyday (from the outside). :)

I'd start reproducing.

probably my homework.

I worked on my roof when I was banned.

Getting a life.

I've been banned from EoFF before. They unbanned me, which I am somewhat grateful for.

But currently I don't post much, and it's not like people are 'omg where's pg lol' anyway, so there's not a big deal about it.

But if I were permanently banned I'd probably not worry about it.

I would do my homework.
Who am I kidding I would look at Pr0n and we all know it.

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I would do my homework.
Who am I kidding I would look at Pr0n and we all know it.

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I thought you did that anyway?

I feel like I'm banned all the time. It's a warm, fuzzy type of feeling that you normally only experience whilst wetting one's self.

actually have a life

If I was banned Id probably get a hobby.
I could do with having some sort of hobby.
After 3 years.

Second accounts HAHAHAHAHA

I wouldnt care?

Same as Old Manus practically... or I'd just do more sport and video games...

If I get banned I will probably beg to get unbanned,
and, the staff wil say: "No! we don't want you here!".
So then I'll get into drugs, and, alcohol, and, then!
I'll get really down and someone will give me a bomb for free and I'll go explode the website's server...

So the answer to your question is, cleaning the toilet in jail.

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Originally Posted by loony bob penetrated me

DMKA says "Hi."

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Why was I not aware that DMKA was banned? I may be a little slow, but I deserve to know these things.

If I was banned, I would complain to all my friends endlessy, and then I would be killed mysteriously. So my friends say.

1 - Beg to be unbanned.
2 - Get someone else to beg for me to be unbanned. (Probably impossible)
3 - Attempt to get a life outside EoFF. (FAILED)
4 - Post on EoEO and riddle threads through someone else.

Before you do the crime, think about the time.

If i was banned from eyeson, i'd just join FFShrine.

But i hope it never comes to that.:roll:

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I'd start reproducing.

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Please, please don't ever ban corncracker, it's bad enough with one of him in the world :p

if I was banned from Eyeson? hmm I'd probably just message loony bob on kittens account and ask really really nicely if he would allow me back or leeza I could possibly ask Leeza.

Daniel Peter "Loony BoB" Towns, I demand this foolishness be stopped right this instant

I would make a new account and staff would never know.

If I was banned it would probably take me a while to find out, and then I'd probably go to #eoff for like an hour and get bored then never come back.

There are other forums out there. I like this one, and I hope I don't get banned, but it wouldn't end my world.

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We've missed you so much loony bob penetrated me!

If I were banned, I would cling to EoFFers on LJ and probably speak on EoFF through someone. :p I don't want to get banned, I'd be very bored.

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I;ve missed him too! Oh the good days, the good days

I would become like Baloki and sell my body to the site staff

Well, I guess I'd wait until my birthday and beg a staff member to unban me for 5 minutes.

can you penetrate me!?

I'd probably stab myself.

Bert's post made me forget the topic

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Bert's post made me forget the topic

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XD

DMKA? Gone? Who will they take next from me? WHY?

i'd just do what i normally do. keep in touch with everyone through various means, mostly LJ but also MSN and #eoff. as long as i wasn't also banned from chat.

and i'd post at fool's gold. because i tried really hard to get banned from there and failed so yeah :D

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DMKA? Gone? Who will they take next from me? WHY?

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I'll never leave you, Neel.

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DMKA? Gone? Who will they take next from me? WHY?

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They took Caspian (Linus) too. And loony bob penetrated me here, it would seem.

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DMKA? Gone? Who will they take next from me? WHY?

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They can't take me away from you. You still havn't giving me your Spicy Buffalo Chicken Melt. :D

When I was banned I just checked out stuff using Amanda's account.

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DMKA? Gone? Who will they take next from me? WHY?

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Me, more than likely.

If I was banned, I'd leave my room and let my family know I'm still alive. Actually, it probably wouldn't bug me so much. :3

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DMKA? Gone? Who will they take next from me? WHY?

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Me, more than likely.

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My moneys on Marik, not you. You had the Bannana Sig.

What about Avathar? I don't think he meant it....well, I certainly hope he didn't. :cat:

I'm trying so hard to be next. I mean, There no way any ban can possibly top DMKA, but dammit. at least i can ride his coattails!

If I were banned, I'd just borrow Del Murder's account. :greenie:

Or you know, just forget about it and go about my business.

wait..... DMKAs banned wtf? If I got banned I'd ruin all of your lives in chat. and I'd make a new account everyday from a different location just to piss you all off.

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DMKA? Gone? Who will they take next from me? WHY?

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Me, more than likely.

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My moneys on Marik, not you. You had the Bannana Sig.

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If they ban me, I'll protest in #eoff that it was a hate crime.

It'd be a hate crime because I'm gay.

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

And loony bob penetrated me here, it would seem.

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Really? Thats just wrong.

:roll:

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It is my birthday today and I am disheartened that I did not receive a thread which says "Happy birthday to loony bob penetrated me." But I am okay with this, Eyeson, because I still think you are all super.

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Were you expecting one? I mean I never got one. You don't see me trying to get everyone to feel guilty about it though.

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Originally Posted by loony bob penetrated me

It is my birthday today and I am disheartened that I did not receive a thread which says "Happy birthday to loony bob penetrated me." But I am okay with this, Eyeson, because I still think you are all super.

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Were you expecting one? I mean I never got one. You don't see me trying to get everyone to feel guilty about it though.

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Yeah, but c'mon, that guy got penetrated by BoB and was banned too. Surely he deserves some compensation.

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Yeah, but c'mon, that guy got penetrated by BoB and was banned too. Surely he deserves some compensation.

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Seriously. He went through hell and back, the least he deserved was a birthday thread. I feel like a monster for forgetting about him. :( Please forgive me, lbpm!

>_> I'd play PSO more. Then I would get un-banned, just because Loony BoB is that nice.

If I were to be banned, then I'd just go join another forum. End of story.