Ok say theres a dead body down by the train tracks, Would you poke it with a stick, or leave it there?
If you decide to take it further, what would you do with the dead body?
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Ok say theres a dead body down by the train tracks, Would you poke it with a stick, or leave it there?
If you decide to take it further, what would you do with the dead body?
It would depend on how lonely I was feeling...
and how decayed it was.
There are some pretty strange threads nowadays here in GC. ><
I'd poke it.
*Pokes*
That would be my little brother, Kenneth. I'd take him back to my house and fix him a hot bath, so he'll be ready to spread his wild oats.
This is a trick question isn't it?
run to a phone and try not to freak out.
The other day, I imagined that I found a dead body in the band bathroom and how people probably wouldn't believe me until I would have to make them go up and actually see it:O
I'd take the wallet and walk off.
After throwing up profusely, I would call the authorities ;).
*Shudder* Scream like a little girl then collapse and be awoken by a tall dark handsome stranger *gazes off into distance* I wish. I wouldnt touch the thing though.
Check the pockets for money, obviously. Then crush the head incase it's a zombie.
I wouldn't touch it. I would call the cops and let them know that what I had seen and let them handle it from there.
I would have a great Halloween.:D
Wonder why I'm by the train tracks and go home to drink some lemonade.
What any normal person would do, rob him/her.
Then I'd go "eww" for a second, then laugh. If it were Psychotic, I'd smile and laugh loudly, and go my separate way, not letting anyone know. ...oops.Quote:
Originally Posted by Maxx Power
I'd do what any person in their right mind would! I'd take it home dress it in a little dress and call him Sally, oh me and Sally would laugh and laugh and she wouldn't ever call me those mea--
I mean I'd call the cops ASAP.
ressurect it with other dead bodies then start an army of undead and take over the world.
Cut off the head and put it with my other cut off heads. :D
HAHAHAHAHAHA!:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
I'd take pictures and spam the boards with it. :O
Gee whiz, you wouldnt even take the money?Quote:
Originally Posted by RSL
I would never take money from the dead. HAVE SOME RESPECT FOR THE DECEASED. >:O
Depending on how it looked I would either check to be sure it's dead or vomit and then call 911.
I would have my friends Stand By Me while I tell stories along the way to see the dead body about pie contests and stuff.
Use a Phoenix down.
I'd remove the corpse from the train tracks.
:D!Quote:
Originally Posted by Being Retarded
*pokes Venom*...
oh, you said a dead body, right?
Yeah, RSL knows the score.Quote:
Originally Posted by RSL
No, I'm jackin that body, it doesn't need the money.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chris
Ignore it and walk by. If no one else had seen it, which they probably would have :p, call the police.
It would most likely be one of the grotty teenage boys that like to hang around near the tracks and attempt to throw things at the passing train, or dare each other to run on the tracks. So assuming it is one of them, I would look and laugh, and then write a suicide note to leave with him, that goes like this: (I'm writing it in the way he would speak) I ave had done wit meself cos I b thinkin that it wud b bettar to be hit by a train like than to wait to die from all the sexual diseases that I got I tryed to keep myself bizzy with me gay nipple twisting bizzyness but nobody was interested cept me bezzys an they kept askin for freebies I went out of bizzyness so I decided to chase me dream by becoming a gay gigolo but my best customers were me bezzy mates an they kept askin fer freebies... so me bizzyness turned to charity work So I couldn't afford to eat nuthin so I thought get yourself off to the station lad and throw yourself infront of the train so I am nuthin but a stain on the tracks anywayz I hopes I b remembered for me charity work
leave it there, if it's not anyone I know then why bother?
Same here.Quote:
Originally Posted by DeathKnight
I'd first off wonder why I was at the train tracks, if I have a hangover at the time, well that's answered my question. Then wonder what that guy over there was doing at the train tracks, ask him, think he's rude for not answering , kick him and walk off.... 5 hours later. "Holy peanuts that guy was dead!?!"
hmmm... depends on the person.
If I don't like them, *poke*
kick it onto the track, steal the wallet, poke it, tell and run.
I'd take it to my good friend Jack Skellington so we could bury it.
or if im realistic id salute it realise its dead scream and walk of in a drunken manner.
Scream like a little girl. I would. Its true :(
Yeah, I would too......:eep:Quote:
Originally Posted by Zeldy
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Originally Posted by Maxx Power
Best answer so far you gotta play it safe most dead bodies WILL turn into zombies unless u smash there head.