Norway über alles!

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It's Norway's National Day! It's like 4th of july, except sooner and for Norway exclusively. :cool:

It is my honour to make this thread, as a Norwegian and a shamelessly attractive one at that. It's Norway's national day ffs. :jess: http://ezzy.akershus-f.kommune.no/bl...e99f5c9515.jpg This is the time of years Norwegians unleash their kids and let them annoy everyone by honking or waving a balloon in your face, or crying their guts out, or dropping their ice cream on your pants. http://ezzy.akershus-f.kommune.no/bl...e99f5c9515.jpg Either way, it's a holiday of CELEBRATION. :love: Because we're independent and all, or something. http://ezzy.akershus-f.kommune.no/bl...e99f5c9515.jpg Either way, people get wasted like in all the other holidays we're not quite sure why exists.

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So, here's some typical Norwegian stuff.http://ezzy.akershus-f.kommune.no/bl...e99f5c9515.jpg

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HERE'S THE KING:

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Yeah, he smokes. How did you know? :confused:

TWO HONOURED SPECIAL CITIZENS:

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Norway wouldn't be what it is today without these two people, it would be better. :greenie:
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HERE'S SOME FR34KY SC4RY VIKINGS.

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Oh, and here's a picture of PiP:

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And here's a link to the national anthem

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Stop being such a Klatretøs. Tell indecisive grape shopper that I said Happy Norway Day. :D

YAY FOR NORWAY CUYZ IT'S THE WHORE WAY!

If Norway is better than all, how come you had to use German in the thread title?

How the crap did you miss John Arne Riise?

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I suppose I have to be responsible and give a topic. Either tell us something cool about your country, or something that you think is cool about Norway (Vikings). Or if you want to be really wacky, BOTH!

That anthem smurfing sucks.

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We heard that. :mad2: Yes, I'm speaking on behalf of the country.

Anyway, the topic is Norway. Have you been to Norway? What do you like/dislike about Norway. blahblah Vikings? Did we kick your ass at every winter olympics or what? The 2006 olympics totally doesn't count btw.

there's a really funny letter exchange with the Raddisson Norge Bergen in the book Letters from a Nut. "We apologize if we gave them impression it is possible to remove our bathroom fixtures."

Yeah, I was kinda wondering why the thread title was in German as well.

All anthems sound the same to me it seems, I already don't remember it anymore!

I've never been to Norway, but Happy Norway National Day or... something...! =)

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Norwegian flannel shirt

Happy Levia day! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...__by_Zikes.gif

It isn't necessarily German. Many languages in that area were influenced by the Anglo-Saxons.
By the way...Go Norwya

Norway is nothing compared to my Gemüt

Norway has Vikings, and Vikings can get Berserkers, a handy Unique Unit with Regenerative abilities. Plus, they have those neat Long Boats.

Go Norway!

Where

Czech Republic > Norway. :D

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Stop being such a Klatretøs. Tell indecisive grape shopper that I said Happy Norway Day. :D

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Why is it you're calling Levian a "climbing girl"? :confused:

Anyway, congrats to everybody from Norway :)

Denmark is like Norway. Only infinitely better.

kthxbai,

Norge!! Hahaahahaha! Sikke en joke.

Yay celebrations!

LEVIAN EPLEDROSJEFITTE TARNKATTGIGGOLO HELIKOPTERSYLTETOEY! :mad2:

A Norwegian who smokes??? :confused: No way!!

I've worked on major offshore construction projects with quite a few Norwegian Engineers. I swear they could role a cigarette with one hand in 2.3 seconds while walking, and talking about the latest High Pressure Separator design all at the same time.

And for the record, the Vikings were the first to discover North America.......long before John Cabot or Christopher Columbus ever did. There's archaeological sites here to prove it.

So, hurrah for Norway! http://ezzy.akershus-f.kommune.no/bl...e99f5c9515.jpg :beer: :happybday

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A Norwegian who smokes??? :confused: No way!!

I've worked on major offshore construction projects with quite a few Norwegian Engineers. I swear they could role a cigarette with one hand in 2.3 seconds while walking, and talking about the latest High Pressure Separator design all at the same time.

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I know a guy with 1 arm that rolls joints blunts and cigs. He also rides a bike while carrying a 30 rack of beer.

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Norway has Vikings, and Vikings can get Berserkers, a handy Unique Unit with Regenerative abilities. Plus, they have those neat Long Boats.

Go Norway!

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Too bad the Celts have anti-infantry infantry unique units, and British have Longbowmen w/ Yeomen > Berserks.

Koreans also have a better Unique Sea units, as well as +2 to tower range. Offensive towers + Turtle Boats + War Wagons == very, very dead.

?Unfortunately, Korea is owned by everyone. Go Norway!

Can we talk about the Vikings' hats? I like their hats. :spin:

They couldn't hack it in Canada. How awesome could they be?

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A Norwegian who smokes??? :confused: No way!!

I've worked on major offshore construction projects with quite a few Norwegian Engineers. I swear they could role a cigarette with one hand in 2.3 seconds while walking, and talking about the latest High Pressure Separator design all at the same time.

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I know a guy with 1 arm that rolls joints blunts and cigs. He also rides a bike while carrying a 30 rack of beer.

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True proof that you only really need 1 arm.

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They couldn't hack it in Canada. How awesome could they be?

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That's a fact. They were scared away by the natives. Pussies.

You neutralists make me feel indifferent! I wish nothing but whatever comes your way.

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A Norwegian who smokes??? :confused: No way!!

I've worked on major offshore construction projects with quite a few Norwegian Engineers. I swear they could role a cigarette with one hand in 2.3 seconds while walking, and talking about the latest High Pressure Separator design all at the same time.

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I learned from Frederic Rzewski who learned from Cornelius Cardew, whose most famous musical composition is titled The Great Learning.

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I could have sworn I read labia. :foot:

oh man why couldn't I have found/made a viking smiley. this would have been a perfect opportunity to unleash it on the world.

I'm exactly 31 minutes too late :(. Ohwell, I partied all night the 16th, so I didn't get up until 2 in the afternoon.

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It's not that they couldn't hack, it's that, well, who would really want to other than AWOL US military peoples, freeloaders who couldn't [i]hack it[i] in the USA, and the druggies :p

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It's not that they couldn't hack, it's that, well, who would really want to other than AWOL US military peoples, freeloaders who couldn't [i]hack it[i] in the USA, and the druggies :p

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Last I heard, some people actually can't hack the tax situation in Canada, so they go to the US :p

Vikings Rock, the rest of norway sucks.

Don't you diss my country!

I was russ this year. It was smurfing awsome. Russ is this huge graduation tradition we have here in Norway. Basically what we do is drink, spend money and have sex for 17 days. And most people buy a van and paint it red or blue. Check this link outhttp://www.aftenposten.no/english/lo...icle534173.ece

...And here's some pictures: http://www.aftenposten.no/english/bi...29.ece?start=1

Russen isn't really great promotional material, you know...

yeah, Norway Day XD

Mum had a little celebration.

I would like to visit Norway one day. Levian and I have some business to take care of.

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I would like to visit Norway one day. Levian and I have some business to take care of.

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And it ain't going to be a pretty sight, Sugarlump. :tonberry: