How did this game ever get a 9/10. It takes about an hour to beat. The controls are godawful and the computer replaces difficulty in skill with difficulty in being cheap. What a waste of money. Why do people think this is good again?
7/10
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How did this game ever get a 9/10. It takes about an hour to beat. The controls are godawful and the computer replaces difficulty in skill with difficulty in being cheap. What a waste of money. Why do people think this is good again?
7/10
You have no clue what you're talking about. =D
Seriously, though. The whole point of the game is playing other people. And if you think the controls are so bad, you probably don't know how to play properly.
It's a fighting game. If it takes you an hour to beat the one-player mode, you suck at it. If you're claiming that you unlocked everything in an hour, you're lying, because that's impossible. The computer is cheap? The computer is simple. The computer is the easiest thing in the world to beat. Never play against someone who's taken the time to learn how it works. You'll lose. You're giving it a 7/10? That's not even a terrible score. You're saying it sucks, and then giving it a half-decent rating. Your post sucks. 1/10.Quote:
Originally Posted by PontiusPilate
from every post I've seen by Pontius, he just tries to create controversy... Honestly dude, just stop it because it's starting to get annoying
THE JACKEL
What are you talking about!? Super Smash rules! I had hours and hours of fun playing this a day:D
You are flat out lying if it takes you an hour to beat the game, unless you're doing it on Very Hard mode. If it takes you that long, you suck. And the controls are not difficult at all. It's probably more because you haven't bothered to take the time to learn them. And if you think the computers are cheap, you apparently are nowhere near skilled enough to take them down. They're easy for me, even at Level 9. Try bumping your handicap down to 1 while keeping theirs at 9. That'll be challenging. And it is impossible to get everything in an hour (unless you're a cheap little brat and cheat). It can't be done.
In short, your logic sucks, your skill sucks, and your post sucks. Therefore, you suck. Your post gets a -10/10.
I like it alot. :) I find it very fun and challenging. Of course, I used to consider it easy. Then I started to play like crud. :( But that is beside the point. The point is is that... >_> <_<...
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Well, if the game sucks, why did you give it a score over 50%? n_n;
Come on, guys, The Jackal completely hit the nail on the head.
Just ignore this bull[img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img].
Possibly it's just you
I wanted to buy the game or something like it just by watching some guys at my old school play it
Maybe he got a game shark and got all the stuff-_-
Then it somewhat defeats his argument, don't you think?
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Originally Posted by PontiusPilate
You are insane. SSBM is the best fighting game EVER. If you think the controls are awful, it's because you didn't practice enough. Plus, it's a fighting game so it's only supposed to take an hour or less to beat it
SUper Smash bros Melee is a great game. I think you said what you said on purpose!. You must be asking to get flamed.
Sorry i offended the fanboysQuote:
Originally Posted by roto13-ness
Well no crap it was more than the story mode i beat in an hour. I guess when i meant an hour i meant how much fun i squeezed out of the game before i got bored. No I just don't hate fighting games, ive played tons of fighting games that i could spend hours playing without getting bored once. (soul calibur II) A semi retarded child could beat this game. And i'm not trying to start controvery so shut up.
I can back up all my statements with facts.
Melee controls suck. If i take one step with someone like Captain F. he runs off the effing stage. At least make the controls more responsive. I am an only child, i have no brother or sister to play with. No, i'm not going to have my friends just to play videogames, thats what lame people do.
So maybe instead of whining that everything i say is Bull**** you should actually use facts to show me why this is good. You are starting the controversy. Example, I asked something like this about FF tactics and if u read on the people actually gave helpful advice and in the end it changed my mind about the game. http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=84808
You didn't ask for advice, you just whined and bitched. You also can't back up opinion with facts, so it's stupid to ask people to do so.
Also, don't whine that you're not having any fun playing a multiplayer game alone. That's like saying a frisbee is boring because you can't throw it at yourself.
Since Roto is illiterate i will point out where i asked my question (Its underlined). My conclusion is that gamecube just sucks. Thats why it's not selling and nobody likes it. You nintendo fans are just as pathetic as the system. lolQuote:
Originally Posted by PontiusPilate
Have some johnson and johnsons "No more tears" baby shampoo, roto http://www.harvardpilgrim.mimrx.com/...1370037248.JPG
Now if you don't want to contribute, then shut up i dont want to hear your whining
Ban anyone?
It's you.
Beating a little more than the story mode doesn't mean beating everything. In order to unlock everything in the game, you'll have to spend far more than 1 hour. It IS 100% impossible to get everything in 1 hour unless you cheat.Quote:
Originally Posted by PontiusPilate
Captain Falcon is supposed to be the fastest running character in the game and if you can't use him without running off the stage, then you just suck at using him. If you don't like the controls, that means you just don't have the patience to learn them. No one else seems to have a problem with them, so they are perfectly fine.Quote:
Originally Posted by PontiusPilate
Hands down, most retarded thing I've heared/read this week.Quote:
Originally Posted by PontiusPilate
SSBM got a big set of characters who all works extremely different from each other (except for Mario and Dr. Mario) along with a big set of different and original stages which adds a lot of variation to the gameplay... not to mention all the different settings and special melee's. As for 1P mode, you can play Adventure, Classic and later on All-Star with every character and at 5 different difficulties. And then, there's 51 event matches to beat as well. The soundtrack is far superior to that of any other fighting game, and seriously... it takes much longer to master every character in smash than in the average fighting game, by far. When it comes to multiplayer, especially FFA with 4 players, nothing beats this game.Quote:
Originally Posted by PontiusPilate
Edit:Ok, you're the official lame-ass of the day. Congratulations.Quote:
Originally Posted by PontiusPilate
I dont think this forum is going to swing that way like most other forums(as good as some might be even), in which is why i come here,. @_@ You could get banned...
On that note, play people of good skill please. A friend of mine is pretty damn good...just like every fighting game, 1player mode is a joke(even though Melee probably has the BEST 1 player mode ever). Its the inside competition and hidden stuff that most but the actual competitive will see that makes the game so great. I will link a vid you can download of my friend since i dont have a recording of me...but although it seems simple on the video, alot of things are going on behind the characters and the commands on the controllers, like Short hopping, WaveDashing, and Shining(Fox only), Marth's Chaingrab on fast fallers, as well as other stuff like ledge control. You wont see this vs the cpu at all, but if you are serious...you need to find good comp, and try it out. Smashboards.com is where its at.
Other than that, if that doesnt interest you still, then maybe Smash isnt your game, or maybe you just arent into the competitive par of Fighting Games...i dont know. But anyway(B4k4 is my friend, and HDL is Lead Peurto Rican champ who is playing easy on casual):
http://files.filefront.com/Lord_HDL_.../fileinfo.html
http://files.filefront.com/Lord_HDL_.../fileinfo.html
This is actual tournie(The Dair-Tilt really killed hiim @_@):
http://files.filefront.com/Lord_HDL_.../fileinfo.html
Why do i like it? Because its a fighter and i am interested in playing it.
EDIT: I'd argue that Guilty Gear is really neck to neck with Smash in terms of music though.
And again its like you are judging Street Fighter sucks just because the cpus stink. >_>
Your conclusion is that the gamecube sucks? u_u;; That's like looking at G4 and saying TV in general sucks. :choc2: Which it does, of course. :p
People like the game for various reasons. If you don't like it, that's good for you. You can't back up an opinion such as this with facts, because this part of our mind varries with each person.
Crap, I get the 404 error! Damn! Hey, Linox... do you think you can re-upload the vids or something? >_<
I know that Lord HDL plays as Link, but what character does your friend use? :greenie:
Edit: Ok, nevermind. The links work now. ;)
They work for me, just if it loads the front page, press back and try again, and it should work. My friend is named Armando, and he lives like accross the US from me in Peurto Rico, and he helps me with some Smash even though he is so far...cool guy.
Your friend got a really good Fox (would probably beat my Marth and Ganon anyday). Really nice shine combos at FD, to say the least.
There's nothing as annoying as getting shine-spiked at low %. :p
Or... actually... CJ's Sheik may be a little more annoying than any shine-happy Fox I've ever encountered so far. But that's the only exception. Man, CJ's Sheik is a P-A-I-N. >_<
isnt that the whole point of multiplayer? you know.....multiple people?Quote:
Originally Posted by PontiusPilate
you have no taste:D
Well he's banned now so no worries. Now let's all talk about how great SSBM is:D
So frigging great! And not hard! And with amazing controls!
so simple and, .... wow... banned for disagreeing?, oh the irony.
Id ban someone if the judged it so thoughtlessly though.
That's awesome.Quote:
Originally Posted by roto13-ness
Moreso banned for repeatedly flaming. He was on his final warning before this thread.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tsukasa
I love SSBM. n_n My favorite character is Link. I'm not very good though. :O
I like to be annoying and do the same trick over and over again. Preferrably one with an annoying sound that will be even more annoying repeadetly. Makes my opponent crazy ^_____^ Oh, and I like swallowing people with Kirby and jump off a cliff.
Grabbing them with Donkey Kong makes them look more helpless. :)
:eek: Wow, dang those guys are good. I'm a little afraid of SSB online now, for fear I may run into some guys like. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Lionx
Heh, then you should watch Ken and CJ. Lord HDL and Linox's friend are both really good... but Ken and CJ are bloody insane. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Rase
I've played CJ once. I managed to take 2 stocks and about 0% at best before getting pwned in a 4-stock match. It usually ended with him having 3 stocks left and around 80-100%, though. But that was a long time ago and I've improved a bit since then. I would never be able to beat him, though. >_<
Then again, CJ is like... the second best smash player in the world. :greenie:
I dont know who CJ is but i heard of the Ken and the legendary Azen who are just insane. The thing is, for most people, they dont even KNOW wtf Smash is really at a real level of play, and for me, as long as you know...its alot better than not knowing even if you cant play that good. At real play, this is no kid game, and is just as fierce as any other fighter.
http://files.filefront.com/Lord_HDL_.../fileinfo.html
Heres another for fun that i liked. Omg he doenst die @_@
CJ (Captain Jack) is the best player in Japan. His main is Sheik, but he can play ANY character at top level. He beat a decent Sheik with Donkey Kong without losing a singel stock in a 4-stock match at Pokemon Stadium. And while the Sheik player wasn't really a top player, it still says a lot. He was decent... and he played Sheik... and he got totally massacred by CJ's DK! :greenie:
My personal favorite is Roy, due to the fact that his Flare Blade attack is ungodly powerful, not to mention he's a good edge guarder if used properly, He also looks freakin' awesome in his gold armor. I found the best combo to use with Roy is to simply sidestep your opponent and attack. A combo that works well with him, I've found, is this:
Smash-Down-A (or Tilt-Down-A), Smash-Up-A, Smash-Side A
That works on CPU's but sadly not on human players. I'm not a Roy player myself, but his Down Tilt can easily lead to aerials and at low % a guaranteed Side Smash. And you can usually get in a Down Tilt after a Forward Aerial (shffl'd). You can juggle some characters a bit with Up Aerials as well.Quote:
Originally Posted by Meta-Knight
By the way... that video was awesome, Linox. Best bomb-jump comeback ever! :p
It really is just you... look at the rest of the world. We <3 it.
I can't help but think you said that to spite him.Quote:
Originally Posted by roto13-ness
Me? Never! ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by corncracker
But I do believe it.
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Originally Posted by roto13-ness
Well that's white I liked about it! It's a fighter game that's easy to pick up and play.
Its easy to play yes @_@ But easy to actually compete in anything, it will take alot of work, and i mean alot, its not that easy to master real advance stuff..at least for me.
Well that's just it. Easy to learn, tough to master.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lionx
Banned or not, don't talk to people like that.Quote:
Originally Posted by roto13-ness
He was asking for it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Del Murder