Okay folks, let's hear some abysmal (and by abysmal I mean totally awesome) puns. :bounce:
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Okay folks, let's hear some abysmal (and by abysmal I mean totally awesome) puns. :bounce:
What do the lost boys have for breakfast?
Peter Pancakes
Stu and I pun ourselves.
Justanotherguy> Im' not a wimp!
Justanotherguy> pick out some guy at prom
Justanotherguy> I'll beat him up
Justanotherguy> right there
Justanotherguy> show you how manly I am 8)
rubah> jordan vinson 8)
Justanotherguy> HE'S DEAD MEAAAAAAAAAAT
rubah> he's also pure muscle
Justanotherguy> pure muscle does not inherently mean pure man. which I am 8)
rubah> You'll be puree man
Justanotherguy> I'll puree YOU
Justanotherguy> well
Justanotherguy> I'll probably just make you a milkshake
Gary Lineker made a terrible pun a few hours ago. Something about Phillip Lahm 'pulling the wool over our eyes'. That's so bad that it doesn't even become awesome because of its cheesiness. :yuck:
This thread is very punny btw.
Incorrigible punster. Do not incorrige. :D
(SPOILER)Been wanting to use that ever since I read Spirits White as Lightning
Mr. Mony's rival.
Antimony. (element of the periodic table. Science Class ya know :rolleyes2)
Woman that discovered about radiation.
Mer Cury (Maree Curee blah spelling)
A swimmer is swinming down a river and he nails a concrete wall.
"Dam", he says.
All students in Helsinki go to Finnishing school.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
:/
I think Mark Lawrenson made one during the Germany/Costa Rica match about Centena unlucky not to have an antennae, but that would fit under the sad joke categoryQuote:
Originally Posted by Cz
It's "that's two-thirds of a pun: p-u." :mad2:
Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker was getting for Christmas?
A: He felt his presents.
I'm the worst person when it comes to puns.
After working for 24 hours straight he called it a day.
Eggsactly! :D That's the pun. Egg-Sac-tly. >_>
It's terrible, I know. :) But common if anyone is talking about eggs.
No, it's how my title says it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Raistlin
*wins*
That's irrefutable evidence, right there. Mullet's word is law.Quote:
Originally Posted by Flying Mullet
A vulture walks onto a plane with a dead opossum under each wing. The flight attendant says "Sorry, only one carrion per passenger".
Dr Unne wins, that one made me giggle.
Why are terrorists skilled at playing guitar?
Theyre good at using frets
Winnie the poo
Where do fish sleep?
on the river bed
Why did the plank of wood go to the movies?
it was board
An E, G and B walk into a bar and the bartender says, sorry we dont serve minors here
http://jume.livejournal.com/461681.html
What can I say? I'm a punny guy!
Oh God, I live for this stuff. Puns are one of the greatest things in the world. I can't think of many off the top of my head right now, they generally just come to me in my conversations.
Sign outside a pub named "The Queen of England": Licquor in the front, Poker in the rear. :thumb: