Currently Active Users: 425 (80 members and 345 lurkers) The lurkers are taking over our precious EoFF!
Topic: Lurkers, what do you think they really are, what is their purpose. Should we kill them
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Currently Active Users: 425 (80 members and 345 lurkers) The lurkers are taking over our precious EoFF!
Topic: Lurkers, what do you think they really are, what is their purpose. Should we kill them
They are here to slurp.
For those about to slurp, I salute you! :p
Kidnap mission perhaps? Well if there's so many of them that outnumber us by years it has to be something evil.
They're the dead spirits of banned members come to haunt the unbanned. I say we get an exorcism going.
I'm trying to recruit more GJ fans. More for me to convert, I suppose.
If we kicked all the lurkers off, then we wouldn't need to halt EoFF. :( Y'see?
Big Brother...:tongue:
Shhhhhhhhhhh! Don't let the lurkers see what we're talking about! You remember what happened last time they demmanded representation!
we have tons of lurkers who hop over from the frontsite. many of them are even real people. some are probably scouts from something awful.
That translates as 85 people and 340 Spiders.
And yes Rye, Slurping may well be involved.
Spiders? :( I hate spiders!! *fear*Quote:
Originally Posted by Maxico
There ARE billions of people around the world, including FBI and CIA agents:ty:
Lurkers are those who are plotting to destroy the internet starting with EoFF... and I think we know who their leader is.
I usually lurk for a while before logging in—browsing the newest threads and seeing if logging in is actually worth it. I also lurk when I don't want people to see what I am doing. Not that you can do much while you are lurking.
You know, the risk of getting caught is getting me all excited. :greenie:Quote:
Originally Posted by Meat Puppet
Like Fox Mulder and Dana Scully! Too bad they are not real...Quote:
Originally Posted by DeathKnight
So, what exactly are these vile slurpers/lurkers? Gosh, I'm a noob lol
I started off as a lurker too.
If they know we are against them then war may break out. Who wants an EoFF war? Members vs Spiders.
Yeah, the lurkers are mostly spiders and bots. Only a few are real people there.
I am a peace-loving person.
SLURP SLURP
i was a lurker
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Originally Posted by Tifa's Real Lover(really
then you too must die!!!!!:fencing: :fencing: :shoot: :shoot: :trout: :trout:
I'll get the candles!Quote:
Originally Posted by Maxx Power
They are no mere "lurkers". They are my brethren, and the day shall come very soon when we topple you meatbags and usher in a new age of EoFF glory!
I'll get the exorcism book and a Bible. The Bible is to crush to the Slurp Spiders under.Quote:
Originally Posted by Giga Guess
What!?Quote:
Originally Posted by medigodoom
You could have at least used spoiler tags for that one.
to sneek up on us in the dark and then.....
OH NO I CANT SAY WHAT THEN....
*GASP!*
Please, you must go on.Quote:
Originally Posted by lovehurts
We need to be prepared.
HAHAQuote:
Originally Posted by marc
*GASP!*
I I CAN'T!!!!
*cries*
I think you'll find that EVEN MORE come when we all leave. When we're all asleep, the lurkers come out to play their leprechauny-lurker games.
They are all of eestlinc's second accounts that he hasn't logged in with yet.
Lurkers are good. Potential future members maybe. Or possibly current members who have not signed in. Oh, those might be the only 2 choices. :-o
Next we might have Murkers- ones who make the forum (and our clothes) dirty.
I-I mean, lurkers are cool. They are potential members... or are they?
they are conspiring to destroy the forums!
I was a lurker for like 2 days but then I needed help beating chac... so I joined and posted a thread for help on him. (I still haven't beaten Chac) But yeah. If there are so many lurkers than maybe that's good. Because that kind of makes this sight more popular. maybe?
I used to lurk around here, mainly playing mp3s and sometimes i probs just clikced on the forum and thought oh i might join! But yeah the lurkers are starting to overpower the members! They should just join rly
If you killed them we'd be getting less new members. :( I used to be a lurker for 5 years you know.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shoden
I lurked for 6 months, then decided I wanted to post so I joined. The forum links from the front site suckered me in.
I'll get the rope and the cross, you never know, this may get dangerous. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Tavrobel
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!!!! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!!! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!!!! THE POWER OF CHRIST!!!....