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this forum looks very.....dead, so lets liven it up with bloopers!!, ill start
*Cloud walks through church to find Tifa unconciouss*
Cloud: Tifa...
Tifa: .......
Cloud: Tifa!!!
Tifa: Achoo *sneezes cause of the flowers*
Cloud: OMG lol....
Director: cut
Tifa drags Loz and accidentally throws him out of the church.CUT.
Reno actually hit Rude in the nose with his rod.CUT.
Rude forgot to put his spare sunglasses in his shirt.CUT.
Marlene misses Loz when throwing the materia.CUT.
Rufus missed every shot and fell to the ground SPLAT.CUT.
I'll try this. But I'm nt really a comedic person.
Yuffie and the others jump off of the airship to help defeat the Auron. Yuffie gets tangled in her parachute in midair and falls to the ground in front of Tifa.
Denzel: Who's that?
Tifa: Those are our friends. *Looks at Yuffie, who is struggling to free herself of the parachute*. But her........I have no clue who she is. CUT.
I know, Tifa wouldn't say that.............
I wouldn't put it past her ¬_¬
*hem*
Cloud: Did you save these children
Vincent: I dunno, they just followed me
-cut-
*Marlene is hiding in Vincent's cloak*
Cloud: You know I can still see you - !
-cut-
*Bahamut battle scene*
*Cloud misses*
Cloud: This is gunna hurt...
-cut-
*Marlene is hiding in Vincent's cloak*
Vincent:She's rubbing my ass,dude.CUT.
Yuffie: Hey, why can't we help out?
Tifa: Because... erm... I dunno... Let's go help him!
*all jump out of the window and help pwn Kadaj*
CUTTTTT!
Cid jumps with his spear onto bahamut, but misses.
CUTTTTT!
LOL :laugh:Quote:
Originally Posted by Omnislasher Draco
Kadaj: Do as I do
*Kadaj jumps into the water and starts splashing around like a little kid*
CUT
At the start of the movie one of Red's cubs overshoots the last jump and falls off the cliff
CUT
Kadaj summons Choco/Mog instead of bahumut
CUT!
Reno and Rude drag Cloud and Tifa's bodies back from the church, place one on top of the other, and leave a bunch of empty liquor bottles and marijuana around them, just to see the look on their faces when they wake up
CUT!!......wait......let's see how this one turns out
Ending Scene: Aerith turns back to Cloud and says, "This.... is CNN."
Director: CUT!
Aerith: Oh that's right this ISN'T Cloud's Dream.... sorry.
:kaolaugh: (Sorry, couldn't resist)
(Vincent walks past about to go tangle with Bahamut:SIN)
Denzel: Who's that?
Tifa: Oh, only the coolest thing walking...
Denzel: Even cooler than Cloud?
Tifa: *blush*
Director: CUT!
Reeno: Who cares, its just Jenova's neck.
Director: Cut!... hey... wait, you have seen the illegal translation of this.
Policia: Reeno, you are under arrest for drug trafficing...
*bursts out laughing*Quote:
Originally Posted by Griff
In any motercycle scene, Cloud starts singing Crazy Frog.
haha thought of another one
*when cloud is gonna do a wheelie on his motorcycle through the church door*
*cloud falls backwards*
Cloud's sword got stuck when he was hanging on it on the Shinra HQ and the falling rubble buried him.CUT.
instead of kadajs sword going through clouds sleeve, it goes through his arm. CUT
*after Yazoo shoots off Cloud's glasses*
Cloud: Hey! Watch the face man, this is the moneymaker
Director: CUT!
Kadaj didn't manage to grab hold of the building and fell off after Cloud hit him into the air and went SPLAT.CUT.
Tifa picks up the phone at the beginning of the film and we hear "wasssssssssssssssup"
aww man the posts stopped. should keep goin, they were funny
-last motercycle fight cloud jumps to slice the bike in half but the bike smashes into him and carries him out of the shot CUT
-vincent leaps across the scafolding to get to bohemut but slipps off CUT
-barret gose to catch cloud after hes nocked back by bohemut but misses him Barret "oops.." Cloud " How could you miss!? I was right in front of you!!" splat CUT
-Dramatic puase tifa " Dilly dally shilly-" cloud lets otu a long loud fart.Tifa looks into camra CUT
Love it :DQuote:
Tifa picks up the phone at the beginning of the film and we hear "wasssssssssssssssup"
Marlene- May I... You dont have a phone
Cue Vincents phone playing Still more fighting
CUT.
THAT couldn't have been from a youtube advent children subtitle parody, could it?Quote:
Originally Posted by Omnislasher Draco
oh yes, I guess I'm obligated to add one.
-Cloud doesn't slide-stop his motorcycle soon enough when he sees evil denzel in front of him. He hits him in a violent mess.
Kadaj: Oh, my God! They killed Denzel!
Yazoo: you bastard!
Loz: Cloud, you gotta stop in time from now on! we're running out of Denzels! And who's gonna all this up, man?
Cut.
I'll try to give it a go....
-Red xiii jumps to attack bahamut and Cait Sith falls off... CUT!
-Cloud turns around to see if Aeris is actually behind him and he runs into a tree....CUT!
-Tifa shot straight upand gasped "Marlene" while in the flower bed and hits cloud in the head.....CUT!
heheheQuote:
Originally Posted by silentenigma
*when Cloud goes to Omnislash Sephiroth he realizes his Limit gauge isn't filled up*
Cloud: Aw crap!
*Sephiroth stabs Cloud*
Sephiroth: Sorry, reflex.
Cut!
Marlene is hiding in Vincent's coat thing.
Marlene: Dude, it's like Harry Potter!
CUT.
Hah that was lame. But that was going through my mind when I was watching AC the first time.
*while fighting the bahamut*
-yuffie loses balance while running up the wall-
cutttt
Cloud: *wakes up in the bed besides Yuna* ... *drools*
*CUT*
Yeah,...............I did.Quote:
Originally Posted by silentenigma
Barret opens up his gun arm and says"GO-GO-GADGET GUN-ARM!"CUT.
Lol, Gadget Boy was on TV the other day. What a coincidence.....
when cloud gose to get on his bike at the begining he pulls out a pair or bright pink flowery shades.
At the ending, Cloud lifts Denzel into the water and drops him in the deepest part. Denzel dissapears and all is left is water and a few bubbles.
CUT!
In the ancient forest when cloud goes to save the kiddies-
Kadaj: ...He's what you might call a black sheep.
Cloud: Said the grey-haired man to the blond. CUT
vincent doesnt jump in time to dodge bahamut sins giant claw. CUT!
cloud dodges the stab and sephiroths sword gets stuck in the wall. CUT!
* in the lost city.*
marlene throws the sword to cloud and the handle hits him in the face. CUT!
cloud pouring water over denzel.
"ahh! my eyes!" CUT!
o.k. thats been done 100s of times before the "oh god...MY EYES!" but at least its still funny. just imagine these outtakes actually happening in the film and they suddenly become funnier.
EDIT:
different version of the running over denzel scene.
*cloud slides and doesnt do it in time to avoid hitting denzel.*
kadaj: oh my god you killed denzel!
yazoo: noooo! not denzel robot 87!...did i actually say a full sentence? wow all i usually say is "hmm!".
loz: weve gone through eighty-seven already? cloud you meanie! CUT CUT CUT!!!
and finally.
yazoo does the front wheel wheely and misses the shot then overshoots the wheelie and falls off. CUT! just imagine that happening!
During the Cloud vs. Sephiroth fight, Cloud simply kicks him in the crotch and knees him in the face. Sephiroth proceeds to cry for his mommy. CUT!
When Loz is supposed to throw Tifa and she lands on the wall, she instead goes through the wall. CUT!
Bahumut takes a huge crap on a running Midgarian, burying him alive. CUT!
Afterfilming for three days, the characters all act on impulse and throw Cait Sith towards Bahumut's Mega Flare attack instead of Cloud. CUT!
During Cloud's First fight scene he can't pick up his sword
Cloud-"Damn two years off was too long! Damn oversized sword!"- CUT!
Yazoo does the front flip on his motorbike and blows Cloud's head off... CUT!
Cait Sith is killed.... Keep Rolling!
Rude gets hit on the head by a giant TURD!...CUT!
When the team is throwing Cloud into the air, after Barrett lifts him up, he shoots cloud in midair. Cloud falls down and dies.
Barrett: Nahahahahaha...haha...naha...ha.
*long pause*
Vincent: You're such a bastard, you know that?
i am not good at this but i will try
when they throw cloud up in the air tifa forgets to jump and help him up leaving cloud free falling
LMAO! I love the wording! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Griff
Lmao, that was goodQuote:
Originally Posted by Genji
:exdee:Quote:
Originally Posted by Genji
:exdee: :crying2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Genji
Sephiroth: Tell me Cloud, what is the thing you cherish most, let me take it away from you.
Cloud: You just don't get it do you, there's nothing I don't cherish!
Sephiroth:Aww man...You serious? Because it's gonna be pretty hard to take away everything...
LMAO. Loved it, I can just picture it.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Hubsta
Ah I like all of your guys jokes hehe I actually fell off my chair:
While at the Sephiroth and Cloud battle, a peice of the wall actually hits Cloud when he's trying to get the sword out.
Loz threw the huge bench at Tifa and she didn't hit it
Loz was too early to throw the motorcycle which hit both Yazoo and Cloud
Kadaj was still on the phone arguing with one of the Turks and was too late to put the hand up which the montors attack Cloud
Cid didn't put his lance the right way which stabbed Cloud...you know where
Tifa tripped on the steps while trying to go to the phone
Cloud forgot to take out his sword while Reno just hit him with the metal bar
:D Those are some good onesQuote:
Originally Posted by Vaincast
When Kadaj has all the kids at the forest:
Kadaj: You, are the children of--
Some random kid: Wait. Wait a minute. What the hell are we doing here?
Other kid: ...Yeah, anyway...
Other kid: What the hell? Were we like, brainwashed or something?
Denzel: I guess so. Come on, lets go.
(Kids all walk away)
*long pause*
Kadaj: ...Dammit! God dammit! Another sex scandal... ruined!
*stares at the ground for a couple seconds*
Kadaj: ...Hey... Yazoo... I'm horny again. Can you come over here and.. take care of that?
While Loz and Yazoo are going down the cliff, They both fell out of their motorcycles
Loz, on the phone: "I'm not crying!..No I'm not!...No I'm not!...No I'm not!...No I'm not!...No I'm not!...Fine I am..."
"oh ho, What is this power?"--Sephiroth
"I'm not gonna tell it to the likes of you"--Cloud
"Aww..Pretty please? I'll give you my materia for it"
How about:
Reno and Rude wait for ages for Cloud to come out of the tunnel, so that they can throw the bomb at Yazoo and Loz, and they start talking. Deep in a conversation, they forget what they're supposed to do, and when Cloud drives past, they're so surprised that they randomly try to throw the bombs in panic, which hit the ground just in frot of them, and blow up themselves along with Cloud, who's barely gotten past their point.
Not that funny, but I tried.
when trying to drive inbetween reno and rude , cloud hits rude. CUT!
just imagine how funny it would look when it pauses and show a view of reno and rude :lol:.
*after kadja stops the leapers from jumping on cloud*
*sand gets in kadjas face* cuttttttt
Okay this might not be very funny but who cares.
The bit where Reno and Rude have the bomb a Cloud look a like comes along on a motorbike and Reno sets the bomb. The real Cloud comes along and gets blown up CUT!!!!
I try too.
The scene where Cloud stands in the middle of the flowers an aeris appears:
Aeris:" F*** you! I'm dead! You hear! DEAD and you son of a ***** are alive! Go and die!"
CUT
When Tifa takes the phone in her first scene:
"Hello? Strife's crematorium, blast furnace three, you kill it, we burn it?"
CUT
When Cid jumps onto bahamut he loses his cigaret.
Cut
In the Motorcycle scenes, suddenly a motorcycle runs out of gas and the other bikes crash into it.
CUT
*bohemut fight*
cid gose to boots cloud in the air with his stafe but misses. stfe lands with stafe between his legs.
*everything gose silent, heroic music stops playing*
rest of cast: "Oooohh..."
Vincent: "thats gotta hurt"
Cid:"uhh cut?"
Cloud:" *high squeeky voice* "..ow..." *rolls of stafe and falls to ground holding his grion.
LMAO. Very nice. :)Quote:
The scene where Cloud stands in the middle of the flowers an aeris appears:
Aeris:" F*** you! I'm dead! You hear! DEAD and you son of a ***** are alive! Go and die!"
CUT
When Tifa takes the phone in her first scene:
"Hello? Strife's crematorium, blast furnace three, you kill it, we burn it?"
CUT
The bit where cloud puts the buster sword up on like zacks memorial
cloud has been repetedly trying to stand the sword up but it keeps on falling
Cloud:Im not joking man that time it was like an inch away from my foot
CUT!
*yuffie trips over materia* CID!!
Reno: It's Jenova's friggin head!
*music starts*
Yazoo: I don't understand
Loz: Why are you being so mean?
Both: You're a mean, mean man
Director: cut
*Jenova's head shows up at scene*
Jenova: You're just jealous of me because you, you just can't do what I do. So instead of just admitting it you walk around and say all kinds of really mean things about me cuz you're a meanie. You're a meanie.
Director: Cut
Jenova:But it's only cuz you're just really jelous of me cuz I'm what you want to be. So you just look like an idiot when you say these mean things cus it's so easy to see you're really just a big weenie. Big weenie
Director: I @$#@$% said CUT!
Loz: Can we use that?
Director: NO!
At the end of the Bahamut scene when Tseng and Elena shoot the safety net Rufus falls in front of it.
Crew:Ha ha
Rufus: You two are so fired.
CUT!!
*Everyone throws Cloud at the Plasma Ball of Doom*
Bahamut: how can he go through that and live?!?!
Cloud: UV 2,000,000!!! *flicks Bahamut off* Eat it!!
LOL, yeah, lame, I know, but I thought of it when I was watching the movie.
Barret fighting against Bahamut with his machine gun. While Bahamut rooming towards Barret... almost killing him instantly... during that moment:
Barret : Huh wait, I remember... were they talking about my balls?
Bahamut stopped immediately with a strong force and shook its head and it could amazingly be able to talk for the first time.
Bahamut : Your balls?
Cloud from a far distance
Cloud : Who said that?
Tifa : Ew, my balls! That's disgusting!
Cid : What the hell, did someone mention my balls?
Director : This is wrong, someone apparently changed your name, sorry, Barret.
*CUT*
vincent jumps from the top building and gets his cape caught on the balcony (lol can you picure him just hanging from his cape off of a building?) CUT
cid spins his weapon and accidentally his marlene in the face CUT
Cloud accidentally cracks up in the middle of the cloudxaeris scene(in the field of flowers) CUT
Quote:
Originally Posted by Griff
omg that last one cracked me up! :p
Use the edit button instead of making a double post ~hero
Tifa: Dilly dally shilly shally
Cloud: *staring blankly trying not to laugh*
Tifa: Dilly dally shi.... oh for ****'s sake this is the dumbest ******* line imaginable who's the idiot who thought that one up!!!
*CUT*
Yuffie: THAT'S SEXIST!
Cid: Shut it woman and make my %$#&$%* dinner!
Yuffie: yes sir...
*CUT*
Haha. Better than choco/mog... cactus!Quote:
Originally Posted by Griff
First Scene
Sephiroth: I thought up a wonderful present for you... *awkward silence, slices through building*... Avon? No... *slices through another peice of stone*...
Cloud: *mouthing line* Despair.
Sephiroth:... Dick's Sporting Goods?
CUT!!!
Second Scene
Cloud is cutting through the myriad of stone Sephiroth sent his way when he yanks his arm out to the side...
Cloud: Aw, damn! Ow. Cut it! Cut it! I think I pulled something!
Director's Muffled Voice: Go see if we have to pay worker's comp.
CUT!!!
Third Scene
As Kadaj rides his bike towards the ramp a cactus runs by and he crashes to avoid it.
Angry Kadaj coming towards the camera: I thought you said it was safe! You know afraid I am of this thing.
*Cloud, Loz and Yazoo come squealing to a stop*
Yazoo: What's happened?
Kadaj: These idiots almost killed me with a cactus!
Yazoo: You didn't hit the cactus?
Kadaj: yeah, I didn't
Loz: Don't cry, Yazoo!
Yazoo: But cactii are a special part of this world!
Kadaj: Hello, it almost killed me!
Yazoo: Don't cry, Loz.
Loz: *crying* Ok. *sniffle*
Cloud: Um, can we get on with it. It's the fifth take now! Last time you thought you were gonna hit the divider...
Kadaj: But THEY didn't tell me it was gonna be there!
Cloud: It's an off ramp... * sighs and drives back to where he came from*
Director: Let's do it over!
CUT...
Fourth scene
* Vincent's walking past Tifa and Denzel*
Vincent: where can I buy a phone?
*slips and falls*
Denzel: Who's that?
Tifa: *cracking up* Vincent... you of all people!
CUT!
Fifth Scene
Cloud holds Tifa's head and shoulders up, she wakes up abruptly.
Tifa: Marlene!
As she falls back Cloud is slightly distracted and she hits her head
Cut!
Horrible I know. Had to give my shot at humor. I fail *head droops*.
If you made the last post, we prefer you to edit it instead of double posting ~hero
Here's one: As cloud is getting thrown upwards, and goes through the mega flare he comes out and finds out Bahumet moved *well we have a cloud in space* CUT!
Or.. Bahumet just pulls up a big piece of a building*splat*CUT
Rufus pull up in wheelchair
Rufus: Cloud, I have AIDS. You should go see a doctor
*Last scene before credits*
Zack: Hello, can anyone see me?
*Cloud turns around* Who's there?
Zack: Me, you stupid prick. You know, the guy who saved you from insanity
Cloud: I really must go and see my psycatrist sometime. I must be going insane.
*Rufus jumps off the tall building, lands in the net, but bounces out and lands on the ground, breaking his neck*
*Phone rings, and Tifa answers*
Tifa: Hello, Strife Delivery Service. We help pop your bundles of horror out at any time. How can I help?
Yazoo: I will not have you speak about mother that way
Loz: Yeah, you meanie.
Rude: Our apologies
Reno: Yea, you're mom's cool... she's awesome in bed!*jumps and punches Yazoo while Rude does his thing*
Rude: What happened to her head, really, Reno?
*Reno gives thumb's up, Rude shakes head*
Rude: You're sick.
Everyone throws cloud into the air towards bahamut, cloud gets altitude sickness and throws up in bahamuts face,
Bahamut: "Aww Dude thats gross!!"
*cloud is driving on his motorcycle to the forgotten city*
Cloud: Veroooooooooom, verooooooooooom!
-CUT- Take 2
*cloud on motorcyle*
BLINDING LIGHT
gets pulled back slips and falls on his head
-cut- cloud what happened?
Cloud: i dont know
Aeris: sorry my fault, i was watching days of our lives
Cloud: how?
Aeris: hello! if i can talk to the living im sure i can find a portable tv
Dir: TAKE 3 ACTION!
BLINDING gets pulled back, then slips forward
BANG
bangs his head on a not yet dissapeared fenrir
Aeris: oh im so sorry i thought i had him this time, buts its really hard to keep someone from falling when your not even facing them, are you okay cloud?
Cloud:.....
Aeris: CLOUD!?
-CUT!-