I just saw a thread called "sony or nintendo" and read it as "i'm my own nintendo" and laughed heartily. :laugh: What... misreadings? have you made that amused you greatly?
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I just saw a thread called "sony or nintendo" and read it as "i'm my own nintendo" and laughed heartily. :laugh: What... misreadings? have you made that amused you greatly?
I refuse to accept the notion that Jesus loves me! I've personally met Jesus, and he said he thinks I'm a bloody bastard.
... oh, that's not what you were talking about.
I never misread anything. I'm not dilesxiuixc or anything, you know!
I read things wrong all the time because I read them too quickly. Often times in books, two lines will run together, and I have to reread one line to get the gibberish out - maybe one word from the line below will sneak in midsentence to the line above, and it makes it all gobbledegook.
I always read things wrong, and then always end up making an arse of myself :( I cant actually recall anything Ive read wrong recently, but next time I do it, I'll post it :p
I don't read things wrong very often to be honest, but i get the whole i read the same line twice if i'm tired
I do that the whole time, with usernames here like Neel Hates Clouts Guts, i though said Neel Has Clouts Guts :p
I'm not even going to say the things I've read wrong as I have a terrible mind. Let's just say, as one small and tame example, when I was tired on my chorus trip (it was 12 AM at night!) I started reading signs saying "Virgnia Banks!" as something quite different...
I tend to misread "No Skating" signs at church and malls and what not : I
there very hard to recall. especially the funnier ones.
all i know was i misread a newspaper headline a few years ago as the "The Queen is dead" which really was "Queen visits ......(someplace)"
Dont ask how, i dont know either
I misread school rules. :(
That's what usually happens to me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hsu
Although Hsu gets points for using "gibberish" and "goobledegook" in the same sentence...:)
I often attempt to paint things red myself. I usually miss places however, and sometimes use the wrong colour altogether.
Puleese. I read organism in science books as "orgasm" constantly. i needsome brain soap,
I have to presume I had something to do with this? xDDDQuote:
Originally Posted by Spiffing Cheese
I read things wrong all the time. The other day there was some story on the teletext about a British spy who had defected to the Soviets in the 70s or something, only I read it as 'defecating'. So did my mom. It was amusing. xDDD
LOL xD I totally read that wrong too :p :pQuote:
Originally Posted by I Took the Red Pill
you know what i'm like emma ;)
When I see the word "Virginia" I think "Vagina" and then I turn my head in 180 degrees in a "wtf??" expression and motion, and realize it is only a name... or a state.
Milk = Mik.
I misread things fairly often, or end up thinking the meaning of them is different. I misread cook this morning while revising before a history exam, I was pretty tired. I'm sure you can guess what I read it as! ;P
I misread everything so its rude. I have a bad bad mind that should be taken away for scientific testing and PROBED!!
That's what happened to me when I was exhausted on my school trip! I kept on seeing stuff like "Vagina Banks." xDQuote:
Originally Posted by Genji
I misread your custom title as "I AM CLARK GABLE"! That's how bad I am.
I am guilty of this one as well :)Quote:
Originally Posted by I Took the Red Pill
I'm such a horrible reader. I mean, I can read and all, but I rarely get it right. I think I read what I want to read, without much regard to what is actually written.