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I saw this in the FFX forum last year, and I thought it was kind of funny, so I decided to bring it back. Anyway, all you have to do is replace any word from a line in the game with the word panties. Example:
"I know... No one lives in the panties because they want to. It's like this train. It can't run anywhere except where its rails take it."
'Only Sephiroth can use those Painties'
Changed 'that' to 'those' as it was more fitting.....heh.......FITTING :rolleyes2
But they...Those Worthless creatures...are stealing panties from mother...
"I made it this far, believing in the panties we shared. This isn't happening! It's too cruel!" -Tifa
"Panties aren't the only way to tell someone how you feel ..."
"These panties are intertwined, just like an ant farm." - Tifa
Cloud: "Red XIII...... You want to see everyone in Cosmo Panties again?"
Red XIII: ".........yes"
Yuffie "Cloud say something!"
Cloud ".......Panties"
Barret: Hey! Aeris is an Ancient and the real name of the Ancients is Cetra. The Ancients know where the panties are and the Shinra is searching for those panties. I only heard stories 'bout the panties. I don't know if it really exists. Is that right? The Shinra believe that the panties are full of Mako energy. Which means, if the Shinra get there, they'll suck up all the Mako energy. …and the land'll wither away.
Incidently this topic is juvenile, purile and probably tactile.
You managed to make a condemnation, using eloquent words and which rhymes. My congratulations sirQuote:
Originally Posted by Maxx Power
The Calamity from the Skies, panties
Jenova: Because, you are...... a panties.
Cloud: I'm...... a panties?
I'm so glad I started this. :D
Sephiroth: How does it feel? It's your first time in your panties in a long time right? So how does it feel? I wouldn't know because I don't have panties.
Hopefully I won't get yelled at for this again.
HOJO: "Quit asking me why, you panties. Hmm... actually, you might be cut out to be a scientist. Energy level is at... 83%. It's taking too long. My son is in need of panties... That's the only reason."
CLOUD: "...your son?"
HOJO: "Ha, ha, ha... Although he doesn't know. Ha, ha, ha... HA, HA, HA... !! What will Sephiroth think when he finds out I'm his father? Always looking down on me like that. HA, HA, HA... !!"
CLOUD: "Sephiroth is your son?"
HOJO: "Ha, ha, ha... I offered the woman with my panties to Professor Gast's Jenova Project. When Sephiroth was still in the womb, we took the panties of Jenova... HA, HA, HA!!"
Barret: Yo, Mr. Know It All, Tell me about the Panties?
Cloud: The Panties is a group.......
Barret- "Dyne are u crazy?"
Dyne- " ha ha Marlene wants to see her PANTIES again doesnt she?"
Sephiroth:That would be our panties.
Cloud:They gave me some new panties,I can't wait to use them!
(Yey This is uber funny :D )
Flower Girl: Excuse me. What happened?
Cloud: Nothing… hey, listen... …………Don't see many panties around here.
Flower Girl: Oh, these? Do you like them? They're only a gil...?
Cloud: Buy one.
Flower Girl: Oh, thank you! (took out a panty) Here you are!
He's dead, the president of Shinra Inc. is dead
So these must be..
..Panties
" Oh lady Panties don't fail me now." - Cid = End CGI
Barret at end FMV:So,what do panties do now?
Cloud: I'll explain later. Right now, the only thing I'm thinking about is panties.
Barret: Look…you can see the surface now. This city don't have no day or night.
If those panties weren't there…we could see the sky.
Cloud: A floating panty... Pretty unsettling scenery.
Barret: Huh? Never expect ta hear that outta someone like you. …you jes' full
of surprise. The upper world…a city on panties… It's 'cuz of those #$@*&#'
panties, that people underneath are sufferin'! And the city below is full of
polluted air. On topa that, the Reactor keeps drainin' up all the energy.
Cloud: Then why doesn't everyone move onto the panties?
Barret: Dunno. Probably 'cuz they ain't got no money. Or, maybe… 'Cuz they love
their panties, no matter how polluted it gets.
look,if its about your panties well take it back at the hideout
My friend Drake and I did this with pants and Star Wars x.x
HellPanties (ifirits attack?)
Knights of the Panties (that say NI!)
And Cloud gets panties poisoning X|
Ominpanties x.x
greased panties
final panties
Ultima Panties
In wall market, you have to squat for those she-man's pantie's x.x
Panties Weapon:choc2:
Missing Panties
underwater panties
emrald panties
ruby panties
I've had better panties/dog food
-cloud
What you pursue will be panties... but you will lose something very dear.
-Cait Sith
Hey that's Cloud's line! ``...It's too dangerous, I can't let you
get panties...'' blah, blah, blah...
Aerith
panties was brilliant. Perhaps too brilliant...
president
:mog:
President Shinra: They were... panty eyes...
Aeris: Cloud...I'm searching...for panties...
Palmer: Tea, with plenty of cream and sugar. Oh and don't forget the panties!
Scarlet (Not exact quote, can't remember exactly): We'll take all these Huge Panties, and ram them into meteor!
Hojo, before you fight him: I've injected panties directly into my bloodstream. Now we'll see the results!
I can't remember the exact quotes... so bear with me
Yuffie: Cloud, will you sign this?
Cloud: What is it?
Yuffie: It's a contract. When Meteor hits, all the panties will be mine!
Barret:well,at least she didn't steal our panties.Guess we gotta be grateful for that.
In Rocket Town:
CID: "What the... ! You got me all excited for panties!? Then, what'd you come here for?"
RUFUS: "I want to borrow the Tiny Panties. We're going after Sephiroth. But it seems like we've been going in the wrong panties. But now, we think we know where he's headed. But, we have to cross the ocean. That's why we want your panties..."
CID: "&^#^%! First the Airship, then the Rocket, and now, the Tiny Panties. Shinra took outer space away from me and now you want to take the panties away from me too!?"
*casts Pants2*
*enemy was poisoned!*
Some of the end stuff:
Cid: "Hoo-ok......! I can't be foolin' around in the bottom of this
hell hole..."
"I still have lots of stuff to do with my panties!"
Cloud: "Aeris's panties... Our panties..."
"We came... to tell you... our memories... Come Planet! Show us
your panties!"
Barret: "Wait! What about panties? What's going to happen to the panties?
Cloud: "That...I don't know. Isn't the rest up to the panties?
Sephiroth: I am becoming one with the panties.
Tifa: I should have known. He's always pushing people around, and you've always
been in panties ever since you were little. I was worried.
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Aerith:Someday I'll get out of Midgar…
Speak with the Planet and find my Panties. …That's what mom said.
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Aerith: Hmm, it's going to get pretty ugly from here on. We should check on our
panties.
Haha! Potty Humor.Quote:
Aerith: Hmm, it's going to get pretty ugly from here on. We should check on our
panties.
Red XIII: But when i think of my [B]panties[B] my heart is full of anger.
lol this is fun
Jessie: Panties? Aren't they the enemy?
Biggs: No, he was in panties but got out to join AVALANCHE
Barret: We didn't come back for your panties! We came back for
Marlene. Guess it's jes' my...... whatcha call, feelings or somethin' I, uh I
ain't got no words now......
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Red XIII: It went right through panties......
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Scarlet: Ah, hah hah! Of course! But Mr. President, please do not call it a
Mako cannon. This new weapon will be called...... The Sister Panties!
Hojo:Quit asking me why,you panties.
Vincent:The one that should have panties,was you,Hojo!
Hojo:Let's see how the panties juice is reacting?
Vincent:Lucrecia,Sephiroth is panties......
I'll add a bit to that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Seikon-Shoukougun
Barret: "We didn't come back for your spikey headed panties! We came back for Marlene. Guess it's jes' my... whatcha call, panties or somethin'. I, uh, I ain't got no words now..."
And another line that has to do with spikey heads.
Barret: "Hey, how are you? I just wanna know, which is it gonna be? You wanna find out about yourself? Or are you afraid to find out? Either way, you stay around here and about all you can do is worry about it. Even if you do go nuts again when you see panties... If it happens, it happens. I'll go upside your spikey white head and bring you back to panties!"
XDDDDDDQuote:
Originally Posted by Sephiroth1999AD
You people are insane and childish, which is what I love about this forum:pQuote:
Originally Posted by Maxx Power
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Originally Posted by DarkLord
I just thought that would be funny.
Cloud: If these are panties, don't wake me up.
(i changed the form of two words and removed a, but who cares)
:mario: :luigi: :goomba: :smash:Cloud: "An answer from the planet. The Panties Land. I think I can meet her...there."
Aeris: I've got panties, but it's useless, it doesn't do anything
Cloud: You probably just don't know how to use it
xDD
pantiesmancy
necropanties
This is my favorite necrothread ever.
"Panties aren't the only thing that tell people what you're thinking.” ~ Tifa Lockheart.
What a world 2006 internet was... :shobon:
This guy are panties.
Kingdom Hearts: Dream Drop Panties
No More Panties: Travis Strikes Back
Floating panties... pretty unsettling scenery.
There ain't no gettin' offa these panties we're on
super panties 64