Originally Posted by theundeadhero
Let me tell you about my honey Celes.
This ain't whack she got some big breast.
She was wearin' that dress up on da scene,
when out came an octopus all mean.
He had an 8 foot tentacle that was wigglin',
chasin' my bitch as her tits were jigglin'.
There was no doubt what was on his mind,
cause damn that girl was lookin' fine.
Auto-crossbow aimin' at his head,
*glat, glat, glat*, the punk was dead.
Now all you other smurfers stay clear,
cause I'm the only purple monster up in here.
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