BURRRRRRRRRRRRP!!!!!

If you had to die a horrible death of non stop burping or farting or urinating or crying which would it be? A VERY SERIOUS QUESTION :mad2:

Imagine for waht every reason you were forced to do one of the choices non stop till death.

Non stop crying, please...o.o;;;

...If I had to choose one ... it'd have to be crying. I thought about it a sec, and all the other ones just seem extraordinarily painful, and unpleasant. No thanks.

Burping would probably be the best. Farting could hurt. Urinating could hurt too. And, crying makes my head hurt.

Crying. If I was about to die, I'd probably be a little sad anyway. Unless you mean crying for like 40 years, but... I don't know, maybe I'd dehydrate . Or cry so much my chi would come out and my soul would just give up and die, even though crying's usually could because it saved Ash.

Well, crying seems more dramatic. And I want to annoy as many people as possible before I go. :)

That would eb awesome to see a man walking down the street with non stop burping or farting. BLAH! BLAH!!! BLAH!!!! BLAHHH!!!

crying would be quickest. Sweet dehydration. . .

No one wants to go out peaing I thought some one might haha.

I would. I would have to get creative with my time left though :eep:

Farting. I bet the gas would take out a few others as well before I died.

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Originally Posted by edczxcvbnm

Farting. I bet the gas would take out a few others as well before I died.

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Just iamgine that though.

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lol@peeing yourself to death.I guess crying.. or farting. :tongue:

I'd go for crying, it's the most dignified out of that selection.

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Originally Posted by Anaisa

I'd go for crying, it's the most dignified out of that selection.

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Probably crying. :)

This is one of the best threads I've seen in quite some time. I'm such a mark for toilet humour. ;)

If I had to choose one of the above, it would be 'Non Stop Urinating'. As you well know, taking a well-deserved pee can be quite relaxing and enjoyable, and it's surely the way to go (and when I say 'go', I mean 'die').

i'd cry a river for myself to drown in...

Urinating;)

Farting is the way to go. Most people don't mind the smell of their own farts, but people HATE the smell of other peoples' farts, so it's a great way to torture people. Also, it feels so good to let out some gas, as someone stated before.

If you had to pee nonstop, you wouldn't be able to wear pants, and you'd be exposing yourself 24/7, and you'd have to walk backwards so you don't splash your new shoes.

Burping hurts my throat sometimes, and if you burp nonstop, you can't talk right. Communication is very important, and burping would get in the way.

Crying... I hate crying. That's why I rarely cry. It makes my nose runny and my eyes itchy, and I have to breathe heavily, which suckssss. Also, crying gets my face all dry and sticky, and I wouldn't want to dehydrate, that's f***ed up.

Farting... yeah, farting is good.

Crying. If I'm gonna die, I better do it with decency. :irked:

I'll burp to death plz

I'd most likely cry anyway, so yeah.

....I almost cried and died when I read through this thread.

Crying.
I'd imagine urinating or farting to be pretty bad.

If only this was a survey for a scientific isnitution to be posted in a magazine...if only....