If EoFF were a religion?

How do you imagine an EoFF religion?
What would be the belief tenements or 10 commandments?

So far I've got 'thou shalt not steal anyone's avatar, signature or name', the admins are angels of mercy and the mods are angels of death (they do the smiting). An BoB rules by divine right. Cid is God.

'Thou shall not covet thy neighbours avatar'
'Thou shall not make graven images of mobiletype'

um.... thou shall not spam ?

We already have a religion, and I named it too. :feelsawesomelyproud:

We'd so obviously crush all the infidels.

Listen, that is blasphemous. Everyone knows that theundeadhero was the Pope. And Flying Mullet was next in line. Psychotic has his own branch-scam to make money.

See here

I call Jesus!

Can we go on crusades/jihads?

Dr. Unne would lead us while Raist mixed the kool-aid.

Unded would do his popley things; while Flying mullet just looked cool.

Nik0tine would play the organ

And I would spaz

I'd probably still be an atheist despite the EoFF religion.

Then you shall die.

I'd be a blasphemist non-conforming rebel!:mad2:

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Originally Posted by Levian

I'd probably still be an atheist despite the EoFF religion.

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I guess I would be as well, but thou still shalt not spam. :)

Cid would tell us to take these yummy little pills all at once.

We need another pope.

Yeah, but I was thinking more about beliefs, not just the power structure.

Does that mean there is an opposing force to EoFF, like Hell? May I be the Satan to this religion?

Hell is Eyes on the World. It's on another plane of existence.

Then I would be praying about that "I would be praying" ;) (pray-post = Bad Joke)

The EoFF Commandments:

1) Thou shalt not spam
2) Thou shalt not hold any Gods before Cid
3) Honor thy Admins and Mods
4) Thou shalt not steal avatars, sigs, or gimmicks
5) Thou shalt not take the name of Cid in vain
6) Thou shalt not flame
8) Thou shalt not advertise outside of sigs
9) Thou shalt learn the glory of the edit and warn buttons
10) Thou shalt stop complaining about the stupid pimp smiliey

Someone else can start working on any other tenets...:)

Thou shalt give Old Manus a usernote

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Originally Posted by Being Retarded

We already have a religion, and I named it too. :feelsawesomelyproud:

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I really ought to archive that.

I think I was Satan :p

I call Antichrist! That way I can encourage evil doings and teach those willing to stow away from the 10 commandents.

Theres already Cidism and PiPism...

What would this be?

Yamism? :)

I soooo call false prophet.

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

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Originally Posted by Being Retarded

We already have a religion, and I named it too. :feelsawesomelyproud:

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I really ought to archive that.

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Yes, that's what the archive needs, more threads that spam the caps lock.

Yeah, I've been thinking that for a while now. Good to see you're with me on this.

GO FOR IT, DUDE!

I was a bishop once. Seriously. Ask anyone.

I call planning judgement day!

I would have a shrine of Cid in my room! with incense!!!!

I'd get excommunicated inside a week.

PiP and Crash are the head demons of hell. Baloki is their assistant.

Oh, than I'll go to hell with Crash.

What type of religion are we speaking here? Catholicism, Buddhism, Cidism, sexism, spamism?

CIDISM.

The question is, how do you imagine an EoFF religion? But basically we're talking Cidism unless you wish there to be a pantheon of deities. If that was the case then the minor deities would be Loony BoB, Samuraid and Roogle in my opinion. Raistlin and Yamaneko would be trickster spirits.

Cidism. We fight the spam, the flaming! We look forward to a new light! A light of the holy forum! Where no one flames or spams, and no one needs to be banned! And don't forget, we make our own sandwiches. :)