OMFG, TODAY IS OUR HORNIEST MEMBER BIRTHDAY. HAPPY BIRTHDAY RYE.
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OMFG, TODAY IS OUR HORNIEST MEMBER BIRTHDAY. HAPPY BIRTHDAY RYE.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY RYE! LET'S CELEBRATE BY BEATING SOME KIDS!
Where the hell is the porn? I DEMAND NUDITY!
Happy b-day Ryerye =]
damnit I looked and there was no porn!! *tear*
Happy Birthday!
:)Quote:
Originally Posted by StarChild
but.... I thought.... no porn? T_T so evil.
Happy birthday rye.... to bad there was no porn for you T_T
Happy birthday. Sorry things didn't work out between Shoden and I. I know how much it meant to you.
Happy Birthday Rye! :cat:
:happybday:
http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i1...rthday_cat.jpg
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FOO!
Rye, I endured blinding pain and torment to get you your porn. I hope you're happy.
ARGH MY EYES!! *runs away to scratch them out*
Happy birthday suit day, Rye! Oh wait, this wasn't a porn thread? Have a nice day, though! :kaocheer: :happybday
:happybday:
:beer:
You guys know Rye is on vacation right? Anyway, happy birthday, Rye. Ya little fartknocking pornstar.
OMG I was pranked....
Happy Birthday, Rye.
Happy Birthday!!!
No porn??? Did they at least get some for birthday???
:save:Happy Birthday! Rye chops!:save:
Snappy Smurfday, Rye!
Happy Birthday Rye, hope its a good one :D
Happy birthday Rye :)
Rye is my favorite dominatrix. Happy birthday :D
Happy B-Day Rye! Here's 50,000 Giga Points for this momentous occasion!
Happy Birthday, Jesster. :heart:
Don't ask why I clicked here- curiosity towards the unknown...
anyway I wish you a happy birthday Rye!
Jojo: you suck so much.
She won't see this for a couple of days, but happy birthday anyway. :)
O...M...G!!! that post isnt wearing any clothes!!!!!
Happy birthday whoever's birthday it is
Happy Birthday Rye! :D
Everybody's greatsaiyakirby now? :eek: :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Chris
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Is she legal yet?
I think Rye's on vacation or something.
Yeah she wanted to get West Nile AIDS so she's off getting it right now.Quote:
Originally Posted by Doomie
You shoulda known drugging me wouldn't have worked for that long. WHERE'S THE BLOODY BOOBS? Come on, that's so evil...Quote:
Originally Posted by Meat Puppet
Happy birthday Rye, have a merry time kid beating.
Two more years.Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
Not that it matters to me.
Happy 16th birthday!
Happy birthday! :cookie:
In the UK she is! ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
this thread is a dissapointment.
Happy birthday Ryesmut!
Canada too!Quote:
Originally Posted by Shauna
Actually it's only one more year in New York, their age of consent is 17.
... great, I gotta wait a year. I'll just get her to fly out here, as Shauna advises. :p
HAPPY BDAY HORNY MEMBER xDDDDDDDDDDD
wait, new york's age of consent is 17?
freaking sweet. my girlfriend is 17. (and i'm 18)
RYE IS ON A CRUISE.
Have an awesome day, second account! :jess:
Sounds like a plan to me! :D :pQuote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
Not in ireland, it was just changed from 16 to 17Quote:
Originally Posted by Faris
Happy birthday Rye, lets see some more of your beautiful photography :greenie:
Hey Rye, happy birthday, I'm straight today just for you!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY RYE *HUPMS HER LEG*
Nice Bert. :p
Happy birthday Ryechu-Jessy-Kah! WHEN YOU COME BACK. You will see this. ^___^ HELLO HOW WAS YOUR CRUISE DID YOU HAVE FUN I MISSED YOU MWAH *ahead* yay.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! !YADHTRIB YPPAH
Happy Birthday, Rye!
Have a great day ^___^!
Happy birthday for when you get back, Jess! Billie loves you! I just texted you the exact same thing but hey! Yay! Happy birthday from me and "da crew". :love:
Getoffheryoucad. >=|Quote:
Originally Posted by Bert
Happy Birthday!!! ^_^
:happybday :D
Affagurmenshuuough! *It's a walnut party* :greenie:
I hope you're not lost in the Bermuda Triangle!!! Happy Birthday!! :)
no porn weres my porny waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
yes im a bit of a prve so wat
oooooohhh man...
BEST PORNO THREAD EVER
THIS PORN THREAD HAS #1 PORN!!
Happy Birthday Rye!!
If there really was porn in this thread it would've been closed by now. I thought that was kind of obvious. :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by Everyone Except for around 1/3 of the people that posted here
Happy Birthday, Trevor. ^.^
Jesse James wishes you all the best for your big day, btw. Forgot to mention that in my last post.
One day there's going to be a newbie called Jesse James, and then we'll look really stupid.
I got in my Heff Robe for THIS?
damnit!
Where's my porn?! :mad2:
hb, Rye. :)
What's with all these birthdays in June? It's like people are being born in this month.
Because June is by far the best.
I'll run over you with Mario's Kart if you don't give me porn.
Happy Birthday Rye. :)
That stopped making people happy ages ago. :-/Quote:
Originally Posted by Leeza
Happy Birthday. :)
Have a good one rye!:p
This, by far, is the scariest thread I have ever read. xD
Thank you so much guys! A bit late, because I just got back from my cruise. Sorry if I'm not allowed to reply after a few days, I just wanted to say thanks and that this thread made me smile. xD But... please don't rape me. Scary thread. ;___; It's all your fault, MILF. >:o
PS: Since when was the consent age 17 in Noo Yoik and how do I not know about this? xD
I don't actually know when the laws were brought in, but I imagine it was quite a long time ago. xDQuote:
Originally Posted by Rye
http://www.ageofconsent.com/newyork.htm
Also: How can it be rape when you want me so bad? ;D ;D ;D
AND HOMAN WELCUMZ BAK 2 TEH CIVIVILIZASHUN!A!!
Edit: First!
Happy SMURFDAY! :D Oh, did you see what I just did there? Yeah. :not-so-cool:
Yay! We scared you! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Rye
Anyway, we were just saying that if you came over here, you'd be legal! ;)
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Originally Posted by Rye
I am dissapointed that you didn't get scared to DEATH.
happy birthday Rey,:choc2: by the way, your sig still scares me... :tongue: