Cloud is an alcoholic

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07-10-2006, 03:16 PM
Flying Mullet

Cloud is an alcoholic

Why?

1) He has no memory. Amnesia is a classic sign of drinking too much and then drinking to forget that you forgot, continuing the vicious cycle.
2) He hangs out in bars. He lives in the basement of a bar in Sector 7. Stumbling distance ftw!
3) His girlfriend is a bartender. You know they trade cocktails for ... Yeah, you get the picture.
4) "Finishing Touch" Limit Break. Contrary to popular belief, for this limit break Cloud actually puts the "finishing touch" on downing a brew, at which point he lets out a massive whirlwind of a belch that plows through the enemy.
5) Barret's interchangable hand. You know Barret has a keg tap attachment with him at all times so that he can hold Cloud up and let him do keg stands.

:beer:
07-10-2006, 03:47 PM
LunarWeaver

You've made a believer out of me.
07-10-2006, 03:55 PM
Polaris

loool

At the end of FF7:

Cloud - Hello, my name is Cloud and I'm an alchoolic!
Everybody - Hello, Cloud!
Cloud - It's my gf fault!!! *cry*
Chief - the most important part is to recnogize your mistakes!
Cloud - Ok, it's my fault, but Barret helped too! How do you thik he doen't have a hand? He once drank so much that the glass got sticked into his hand!
07-10-2006, 05:11 PM
remi07

oh it all makes sense now, haha!
07-10-2006, 05:42 PM
DK

Not to mention in the bumble bee inn he passes out and wakes up in a bed with Mukki on top of him. Drunken one night stands? With men? Gotta be the booze.
07-10-2006, 06:15 PM
loinharte

Cloud alcoholic...makes sense no wonder hes so clutsy
07-10-2006, 06:25 PM
Jessweeee♪

hrm...lionharte's sig makes me think that Sephy used to be his drinking buddy. Then he recovered and hid all the booze from Cloud so he wouldn't drink anymore and now Cloud is pissed and wants revenge.
07-10-2006, 06:40 PM
loinharte

That not true cloud stole my booze knoe im pissed and lookin for revenge. im goin get Barrett on my side somehow.:radred:
07-10-2006, 08:02 PM
Jessweeee♪

ok, lionharte's OLD sig...now no one will get the joke :(
07-10-2006, 08:04 PM
Zeromus_X

Quote:

Originally Posted by That one guy's signature:

Cloud: "Listen Kids, don't piss me off!"
07-10-2006, 08:06 PM
bipper

Tiffa also finds him passed out by the train. Case closed there.

Also, if you loose the motorcycle on the hiway minigame, shinra locks him up under DWI charges.
07-10-2006, 08:35 PM
Diddy21

good theory.........either that or drugs........think about it........have u seen how weird his eyes look
07-10-2006, 11:14 PM
HolyMackeral

Nah the eyes is just from the mako. He's definately a drunk.
07-19-2006, 10:35 AM
Dr. Acula

wow! the world is so much clearer to me now... and you notice tifa's bar is almost always empty? that's coz cloud drank all the booze! (and, under the influence of alcohol, he cheated on tifa with aeris...)
07-19-2006, 10:39 AM
Aralith

By George! I think you're onto something! It's not entirely impossible (or improbable for that matter) that Cloud is an alcoholic. There might be some validity to this arguement.
07-19-2006, 11:48 AM
Levian

The lifestream is absinthe?
07-21-2006, 05:37 PM
Jessweeee♪

He failed to become part of SOLDIER so he started drinking...and when Zack tried to tell him to go easy on the booze he shot him (drunk of course) then Tifa found him in the alley...makes perfect sense!!!
07-21-2006, 08:49 PM
G SpOtZ

No no, none of this is right at all! Cloud can't be the ONLY one with a problem!
07-22-2006, 07:55 AM
Dr. Acula

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jesse1

He failed to become part of SOLDIER so he started drinking...and when Zack tried to tell him to go easy on the booze he shot him (drunk of course) then Tifa found him in the alley...makes perfect sense!!!

Oh my gosh, that's so TRUE!!!!
07-22-2006, 09:48 PM
loinharte

Quote:

He failed to become part of SOLDIER so he started drinking...and when Zack tried to tell him to go easy on the booze he shot him (drunk of course) then Tifa found him in the alley...makes perfect sense!!!

thats makes so much sense