Lets all make up stupid names. Here is mine.
Tedler (My friend BakerMan made this one up, actually.)
Fredley
Chuckward
Gartha
Post your dumb made-up names/the dumbest names you've heard.
In the phonebook I've seen:
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John P. Anuscavage.
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Lets all make up stupid names. Here is mine.
Tedler (My friend BakerMan made this one up, actually.)
Fredley
Chuckward
Gartha
Post your dumb made-up names/the dumbest names you've heard.
In the phonebook I've seen:
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John P. Anuscavage.
I know someone named Crystal Butt. Rub her and see if you can see the future. I also know someone named "Neal MacNeal"
Genji... oh wait. :p
Black people always come up with creative names. The ones that stick in my mind are Placenta and Enchantress. The second is kinda cool, but the first is just nasty.
I also saw in the phone book the names Snoddy and Snodgrass
Uhh... Made-up names...
Jeffroz
Fergus
I always thought the comic strip "Funky Winkerbean" was hilarious as a name.
But the cake goes to the phonebook for this one... Chinupargunphong!
I made these up for your entertainment:
Shruggles
KaoKao
Tricksy Cereal
LunarWeaver
Anybody with -ness on their name
Brendan is a pretty dumb name.
Apple
Abcde
Rocket
Harry sounds stupid to me...
Dick - that one goes without saying
Fenson
Anyone with the last name Butt
A lot of the people in the Dynasty Warriors series have strange names. I know these were real people, and it takes place in China, but a lot are just too funny.
I personally like Cao Pi (pronounced Cow-Pee) and Se Fei (pronounced Soo-Fay)
Puki
Narna
Jaywen
Ovium
Mike Hunt is just an classic.
Chip n Skip n Kip.
My AP US Government teacher was named Snodgrass. He kicked so much ass.Quote:
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boris no no ;D
My best friend at school was (and still is xD) called Tendai, but its a really cool name...so not stupid.
My German name is Wolkenhaar which means Clouds hair :O My hair looks just like a chocobo O_o
Phillys and Gladys are pretty stupid names. Too bad they aren't made up.
Carla Alexandra and Catia Vanessa, trust me sounds bad in portuguese and even more in another languages!
Peaches Honeyblossom Geldof.
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Names like that make baby Jesus cry
~Setzer Gabbiani
Kevin.
Dunno about making up names, but traditional names that I find really horrible (no offense to people with these names!) are:
Margaret (Maggie is okay though)
Priscilla
Grethel
and the list goes on! xD
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YOU DIDN'T MAKE THAT UP. CHEATER!
*copyrights it* >;3
Steven Stevenson (honestly, someone named their kid that)
Made up ones:
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Rue Bixcube
and my french creation: Guy Tarstrin
Meat Poppet.
~Setzer Gabbiani
Niamh and Niall, they are the worst Irish names ever, they are pronounced NEE-av and NEE-AL.
Zannith. Oh wait..
Samantha Stanky
I know a girl called Holly Wood. :-\
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Brian O'Brien
Tisha always seemed strange to me. :p
lots of John Smith.
Pubert is kinda dumb name.
Oh, someone already linked to Trey?
Pervus.
has my name been mentioned yet??? :mad2: :irked: BETTER NOT!
JerMajesty...that poor child :eep:
EDIT: Oh! And Pilot Inspektor. Spelled just like that.
tillythetinytiger
that guy in home improvements was called Wilson Wilson
Heavenly Hiraani Tigerlily
Erik Erikson
Sven Svenson
Leif Leifson
Apprantly you can find all these names in the phonebook in Sweden.
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Ingrid Alexandra and Maud Angelica.
It's a norwegian joke. NONE OF YOU WILL EVER GET IT. Unless you google them, or you're Norwegian, or you're ingrid or maud, or you're psychic or you have a piercing in your fjord.
Harry Cox
Retard McRetardedson is pretty bad. I wouldn't want to be named that at ALL.
A. Gorilla
There's a lady who frequents my hotel named Caress Cox...
Petunia
Anyone named after a flower
Precious (my mom worked with babies saw a baby named precious once! :rolleyes2)
Jane
Those names don't do it for me...
Oh, and Jada Pinket is pretty wierd too, and so is Debra, cuz it looks like De-Bra...
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gzedrokjgnzseifjgnbzeiurtbed is a very retarded name.
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At first I thought that she was one of the porn stars that performs at one of the local strip clubs. But no, that is her given name.
I never thought it was possible for parents to be that mean...
That really is her given name? That is mean. ;___; Poor Caress.
hm....
Gail always sounds bizarre to me.
Dillon, Chandra, Bonnie, Madge, Kendra.......
I knew a girl named Montana, who was friends with Dakota and Carolina. Talk about your patriotism.
And dont even get me started on the names those dumb celebrities pick out. Rebel, Apple, Koko, Jermajesty, Rogue, Maddix, Rumor, Hopper Jack, Shiloh, etc.
They are just CRYING for attention.
What sick parents. xDQuote:
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I would love to do something like that. >=)
The name of that black boy who drowned (CNN like months ago) jumps to mind.
Quadravian
lawlz.
Theres a Steve Badcock and a Gary Gaywood that live near me.
Both of them are self employed plumbers or builders or some shizzle like that, so both have vans with there names on the side.
Also, I think Clubber Lang is a stupid name, but not as dumb as Cloud Strife.
He's not kidding folks. This is an actual name. Another one of those celeb names. It's pronounced "Ab-seh-duh". Now that's just retarded.Quote:
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Glennard.
Jablome Haywood
I thought for sure it'd be Kyono's acount.Quote:
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Or DeathKnight's for that matter.
And occasionally I curse the fact my last name's Darling and I had to be named after my Grandpa Lucky.