What is the best fortune cookie you've ever gotten? My favourite fortune cookie read "Ignore previous cookie." I lawled merrily.
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What is the best fortune cookie you've ever gotten? My favourite fortune cookie read "Ignore previous cookie." I lawled merrily.
"In God we trust, all others must pay."
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i dont remember them but theres one i got today in my pocket that says "Prudence keeps life safe, but does not often make it happy." Irony that you made this thread and i have a fortune.
Our family's friend was looking for a house around here, after moving from NY to Florida, stupidly. Since his family was still in Florida, he stayed in our house for a week. When we found him a house, and he bought it, we celebrated by having chinese food. His fortune cookie said something like "Today will be a good day for buying a home." Shocking, huh? :)
You will be hungry in half an hour.
mine said "your day will be an adventure" and i came home, the power in my house went out and my home was the only house on the whole street w/o power
I got this one 4 times:
You have a deep appreciation for the arts and music.
Is someone trying to tell me something?
"Help! I'm trapped in a fortune cookie factory!"
I got this one when I was seven
"You will get laid three times tonight"
I remember asking Mum what it meant, and she went bright red and couldnt stop laughing, and attracted the attention of the whole restaurant
Fortune cookies always used to tell me the truth . Im not so sure anymore.
Once I got two fortunes in one cookie.
One of those said something about financial gain or something.
I usually eat the paper with the cookie :(
Mine says "Best friend is near but not so far from you"I dont understand can someone clear it for me???LOL
ROFL LMAO!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Ryth
roflmao :P I want that cookie.Quote:
Originally Posted by Reine
I can't remember many of the cookies I got. Most of them say I'll be getting some cash soon, but they LIE! T_T
My favorite one said, "You have keen powers of observation." After reading this, I walked out of the restaurant and spent the next half hour trying to remember where I had parked my car :)!
After having some sweet and sour chicken I cracked my fortune cookie open. It said: "那不是雞。" and under it, it said: "您不會喜歡什麼您今晚看見在您的洗手間。"
My fortune came true that night. :(
...fabulous! it's almost like it was taken from Confucian proverbs.Quote:
a great pleasure in life is doing what others say you can't
The only one I remember is from a few nights ago. It said: Your natural creativity will lead you to interesting new experiences.
I'm not going to tell you what my lucky numbers are because I want to win the lottery all by myself.
I don't think i have ever had a fortune cookie:(
I've never eaten a fortune cookie.But my best friend wrote something in a piece of paper and put it in to a cookie.After eating it i saw the letter which said:"Zombies are coming to get you".I couldn't sleep for a week.:(
"Flip paper over"
On the other side, it said:
"Flip paper over"
And to this day, I'm still flipping. Where the **** is my ****ing fortune?!
The one I remember is "It doesnt matter if you get knocked down. It matters if you get up." I liked it, so I kept it and used it as a book mark! Man fortune cookies taste lovely.
"That's not a chicken"Quote:
Originally Posted by Decessus
"You won't like something you'll see in the bathroom tonight."
I get it. xD
You got owned.
fortune cookie lol! :hahaha:
'Be nice to pigeons, because one day a statue will be made out of you'
That is a pretty cool fortune!Quote:
'Be nice to pigeons, because one day a statue will be made out of you'
Yeah, that one is. :nods:
Hmmm...every fortune cookie I've ever gotten seemed to revovle around the situation I was in...they freak me out sometimes becasue they are so right...
Mine was the best though.
When mum told me of that incident, as I had long forgotten, I coundnt breathe from too much laughter