The holy grail: The single most important thread you will ever visit
Something important happened to me tonight.
I found it. The holy grail; the single greatest thing this world may ever know. Who would have known that it was a video file just short of eleven minutes long.
When I came across this video, I experienced something that I have never in my life experienced before. I found myself completely blind-sided, and I was destroyed. I could feel my brain pumping as if it could explode or send me into stroke at any moment, it simply could not handle what I was watching. My heart palpitated with over-excitement, and no more than three minutes in I simply could not take any more. I actually had to force myself to pause the video and catch my breath.
It must have taken me an hour to actually get through the video in full, and by that time I had felt my entire emotional spectrum. I witnessed love, I felt heartbreak, I laughed harder than I've ever laughed in my entire life, and in the end, I wiped tears from my eyes.
I am entirely sure that I will never come across anything as meaningful and simply wonderful as this video for the rest of my life. I am now bestowing on all of you the very same video I watched tonight that has forever changed my life.
I now present you with the holy grail: "How is fish's weight that Dora cat can carry?"
(Be warned, this video is truly powerful. At times it is so cute that I fear it could actually cause physical harm to those unprepared. Don't let your guard down.)
