What weapon would you use out of the 31 things!!!

What do you think the best weapon would be?
1) Normal sword
2) Fast short sword
3) strong broad sword
4) Dual SMGs
5) Autimatic German luger
6) "Gimme a freekin bazooka"
7) A pen
8) A pockit knife
9) Bare hands!!
10) A chair!
11) A wet towel
12) A sharp popsicle stick
13) I'll throw whatever i can reach!
14) My T.V.
15) Ill do it gangsta "man ima shoot ya right here n****"
16) A brick
17) warhammer
18) Kunai
19) Shotgun
20) A fork.
21) A butcher knife
22) A meat cleaver
23) Hammer
24) Ill poke there eyes out!!!
24) Grenade
25) A pillow
26) a truck!! (like run em over)
28) SLAP ATTACK!!!!!!!
29) Choke em to death....
30) send an army!!
31) Other (please state what you would use.)

Well, me id use #7


(sorry abbout the doubble post.)

A normal sword. Simple, effective, and moderately fast.

31)

Either Gaunlets (I like to punch things?)

or

A harp (then I can be a bard, lurvely bards <3), inspiring the most demotivated allies, and frightening the most fearsome foe.

The pen, everyone knows that the Pen is Mightier than the sword.:p

Id use a pen only because the enimy would burst out laughing and fall to the floor givving me time to stab them!!!

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Topcat

The pen, everyone knows that the Pen is Mightier than the sword.:p

---

In physical terms, only if the sword is very short and the pen is very sharp.

A METAL pen

31) I would use a combination of a bo staff with a blade at either end (commonly called a swallow, see chrono cross) and Jujitsu.

Why not make a poll?
I'd use my own two hands. Not throwing punches but flapping them up and down as if to say 'calm down there's no need to fight'

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Griff

31) I would use a combination of a bo staff with a blade at either end (commonly called a swallow, see chrono cross) and Jujitsu.

---

Something like Seong Mina in SC?

No.2 works for me.

I will use all of those choices.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Mirage

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Griff

31) I would use a combination of a bo staff with a blade at either end (commonly called a swallow, see chrono cross) and Jujitsu.

---

Something like Seong Mina in SC?

---

Kinda I guess, but a blade on each end, like this: http://www.vgmuseum.com/scans/scans4/cc.jpg

and jujitsu is a martial art like karate with more emphasis on pressure points and take downs.

edit: Zidane's ultimate weapon would be another good example.

I would use a porksword.

#6 seems to be the logical choice. Unless the weapon is merely yelling out "gimme a freaking bazooka" in which case it would surely fail.

Stay Essential
EE

My monstrous penis.

This is quite possible the most non-sensical thread I've read in the past two hours.

I certainly wouldn't use a towel, wet or otherwise, as it would leave me without a towel which is a position I certainly wouldn't like to be left in.

A katana.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Mo-Nercy

My monstrous penis.

---

lay off the hentai my friend.

Stay Essential
EE

31.) Jigglypuff's Sing Attack

Dual SMG's any day:D

wel ill be using either my hands or a katana :D

I'd use a Truck

31) Other: An AS50 Semi-Automatic Rifle.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Clyphire

(sorry abbout the doubble post.)

---

I'll accept your heartfelt apology this time, but in future it'd be cool if you could use the edit/delete button.

I think this thread belongs in GC. *punt*

25) A pillow. I love to have pillow fights with all the boys in just our underwear! :bigsmile:

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Griff

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Mirage

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Griff

31) I would use a combination of a bo staff with a blade at either end (commonly called a swallow, see chrono cross) and Jujitsu.

---

Something like Seong Mina in SC?

---

Kinda I guess, but a blade on each end, like this: http://www.vgmuseum.com/scans/scans4/cc.jpg

and jujitsu is a martial art like karate with more emphasis on pressure points and take downs.

edit: Zidane's ultimate weapon would be another good example.

---

I know what jujitsu is, I used to take lessons.

Also, there are just 30 options. "Other" is hardly a weapon :p.

31) Other (please state what you would use.)

Ya. I guess this is the best weapon. :bigsmile:

Pillow fight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xD

31. icicle.

I would through a giant piece of spoiled meat at their face...

15) Ill do it gangsta "man ima shoot ya right here n****"

Brick please.

#31)

Sorry, i'm a punching kinda gal. So some form of fighting gloves for me!

~~ that or let me just claw them senseless with my bare hands (or gimmie wolverine gloves)

Even better, can i take some transorming potion and turn into a dragon on their hiney?

A pillow! I could kill everyone in the hospital.

I would use a rod. I know it's not very strong but some of them have pretty designs and in most Final Fantasy games, they usually cast magic.:) :kaocheer:

31.
http://home.cshore.com/bucwheat/mjolnir.jpg

15.

31) Other

Unbeatable and flashy magic ninja powers.
Or:

http://www.rrlicensing.com/store/cat...k%20Norris.jpg

31 my brothers breath it stinks so bad ppl will pay to get away from it or a nuclear bomb

sword!

31. LOVE!!! it is a powerfull weapon indeed

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Mo-Nercy

My monstrous penis.

---

His monstrous penis.

a re-incaranted bruce lee.:mad2:

A meat cleaver :D

A wet towel. ^^ It hurts like hell when snapped.

I would wear a Daisho, which consists of a Katana and a Wakizashi.

OR

Claws. Like Shuko or just gloves with claws at the knuckles of them.

Art supplies.

That last option kind of nullifies the entire question of which weapon one would use out of thirty-one choices, especially when the thirty-first is never specified.

31.) Hire an assassin. Why do the dirty work?

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Topcat

The pen, everyone knows that the Pen is Mightier than the sword.:p

---

QFT

31) Get Ashley Simpson to sing. They'll probably vomit their organs out their eye sockets before their skin dissolves. I listened to "Pieces of S***" and got Herpes.

I'd say a chainsaw.

Besides chainsaw, I'd say Choice 29.

Razor Wire whip thingy..like on Red Ninja...
Not on the list but whatever...or a longsword.

2 or 31- I would want to use a staff and cast magic! :p

11,13,21,24,25,29 & 31 (razor blades)

So just watchit.

http://www.aceros-de-hispania.com/im...o/lances49.jpg

this!

bare hands, so i could use all of them...