I'm sure some of you have seen some of these before, but I thought they were pretty good.
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I'm sure some of you have seen some of these before, but I thought they were pretty good.
They're funny. I need to do them in maths lessons next time I'm stuck.
What? Those are perfectly sustainable math therom! Maybe you should go back to school and pay attention in english class, eh? :p
(SPOILER) the second one had me on the ground laughing, I used to do that all the time to piss off my teachers
Hate the third one. Adore the last one, though. :p
ytmnd ftw!
Enjoyable thanks.
Funny stuff, especially the last one. :)
I've always wondered how to work those limit problems in quiz bowl :]]]Quote:
Originally Posted by oddler
lol.
Loved all of them but the third.
haha. cute.
Catchy.Quote:
Originally Posted by rubah
I only get the 3rd one.
Math humor for the win.
I bet Peter is washing cars for a living.
4 and 3 are the only ones I understand, wtf are the others?
The expanding one is cute. "Very funny, Peter." XDD
If you don't get the last one, tilt your head to the left and look at the answer closely.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shoden
The first one you cancel out the n's in both "n" and "sin" and get six=6. Just a weird coincidenceQuote:
Originally Posted by Shoden
In the second one you cancel out the 2's and get a blank radical sign. The first and second are just weird things that happen when you do math (wrong)
In the last one, the student thought the infinity symbol was meant to be a sideways 8, so when he saw a similar problem with 5 in it, he turned the 5 sideways as well.
3rd and 5th are the best :monster2:
I agree :monster2:Quote:
Originally Posted by └┤ ∵├〆
There all great!
Yeah, I've seen the third one before. Good stuff. :)
Hahaha. You made me Lol to death. <3.
XD!!!!!!!!!!!
Hah. I have actually done the first, second, and fourth. If only I was still taking math. Hah. I love these.
i love the fourth one. i'm gonna do that on one of my assignments this year:p
Those are pretty great, but the funniest math joke ever is this;
Q: Why do Computer Scientists get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?
A: Because Oct. 31 = Dec. 25.
Bayesians do it with improper priors.
Statisticians probably do it.
And it's kinda math, kinda science, but the best joke ever is this;
Q: Why did the chicken cross the Möbius Strip?
A: To get to the same side.
*Paroxysms of laughter* Ow my kidneys.
4 is the only one I don't understand, what's it mean?
I love the fourth one as well :D What better way to find x?
oop's, didn't see the "Find x" at the top:p
Oh, right.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bantam
I plan to steal all of these in the coming years for homework assignments. :D
No offense, but how can you not get four? "find x," which is usually interpreted as "solve for x" is taken literally in four. The student "found" x.Quote:
Originally Posted by AdVenT
Very funny, btw. Especially 3 & 5.
A+.
The third one is the best, especially the "Very funny peter." part.
I loved the "find X" one. :D I'll have to use that.
My favorite math joke-
There are 10 kinds of people- those who understand binary, and those who don't. ;)
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Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
Heh, I enjoyed the Find x one the most, since the student took the question literally, and found the location of x, not it's value. He's correct, but not in a fashion that is right.
Hell, my mother sent me this. Must be a new fad.
Shoot. I only get the second one T_T
lol, they were all funny xD
the halloween & christmas one made me actually laugh out loud.
#1) The student cancelled the n in the abbreviation of "Sine" like it was a variable in the equation. Instead of one over n times sine of x, they treated it like it was one over n times s times i times n times x. So then, they scooted the new one times s times i next to the x, to make one times six, which obviously equals six :]Quote:
Originally Posted by mooglegirl608
#3) Peter just wrote the expression larger, expanding the size that it took up ;] Rather than carrying out the operation
People have explained #4 :]
#5, the girl confused infinity with a sideways 8, so instead of writing the real answer to the "limit of x as it approaches five in the expression 1 one x minus 5' or whatever, she wrote a sideways five.
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Originally Posted by Jebus
I still am (muhahaha) and used all but the infinity joke on my mid-term. how to tell if a teacher thinks outside the box? seeing that she marked them all right then wrote the REAL answers beside them XDQuote:
Originally Posted by IBCrayZ
I like that one. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
Please do explain for I am retarded. :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
0/0 = 1