Ladies and gentlemen..... Introducing.....

SIDEWALKPROHET!!!!!!!!!!! The crazy lovable very sexual and a little spakka faced girl with big knockers and a cute heiny. Shes purdy (a model no less) and very inteeligant (unlike me) and shes my amazing and incredable friend so be nice!

Say hi everyone *waits* ....... NOW!

Awwwwww what a lovely and almost true introduction lol :love:

Evenin' all, yes I am sidewalkprophet, of the imaginary sidewalkprophets, pleased to meetcha :kiss: I'm new to this place but am sure i'll be comfy chair in no time!!

That's all for now I'm bound to get creative on yo asses shortly.....

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Hello and welcome to EoFF.

Big knockers cute hieny. I think I feel happy to know you. HI, let's be good friends ok...yah...good friends....



:jokey:

Can you come up with a prophecy for the sidewalk outside my house, SidewalkProphet?

lol Im not sure whether to be flattered or scared :lol:

Muchos appreciatos the greetings :bigsmile:

:p

*concentrates* The sidewalk outside your house will have poeple walk on it!!! TADAAA!!! :D

Hello prophet of the sidewalk! Welcome to hell EoFF!

Oh, remember to always agree with Leeza. If you don't obey her every command she'll boil you alive and eat you.

Meh I've been to hell, it's overrated and the clubs are poo!!! ;)

WITCH WITCH!!!! WITCH!!! She gave psycho a sidewalk!!! WITCH!!! WITCH!!!!! She has powers! Burn HER AT THE STAKEEEE!!!!

That's the most random introduction i've ever seen here.

Hey.

I'm not being burned at the stake again :mad:

And i'm not half as random as you lot o_0 im a novice compared to the wierdos here (no offence you wierdos you know i love you <3)

You are sooo random!! what about that time you did that thing with a pineapple and some butte- oh wait sshhhh.... ignore that *runs away*

This is actually a far more mature forum than it appears to be. I apologize if I or anyone else has annoyed you. If you ever have any problems or troubles and need to talk about them, their's users of all ages here to talk with you. I recommend reading the Eyes on each other section , where you can debate intellectually and more so maturely. This section, general chat is more so a easy going and laid back place to post in. Where jokes and silly nonsense will be dominate.

This is a wonderfull forum where people are very considerate and caring of others.

Welcome to EOFF.

<_< they dont need to know about the pineapple thing.

I have heard good things hence my joining up so I shall explore and make myself at home.

Serious, funny, compassionate, weird, random, sweet, mature, crazy, silly, sad.

I can do and take it all. :p

On with the show.......

Hey, welcome!

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Originally Posted by SidewalkProphet

I can do and take it all. :p

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Hi.

Greetings and Salutations...

Future reference: You're not supposed to make newbie threads for other people.

Hi....

Ive been here ages and i didn't know that o_0 i was sure i was familar with the rules. Ok, my apologies wont happen again :)

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Originally Posted by meat puppet

Hi.

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Be careful of this one

Awwwww my fault really but I'll spank him later just for good measure :p

That is sort of hawt.

welcome to this replacement hell we call EoFF. nice ta meet ya:p

Welcome to the rest of your pitiful life.

Nah he is just being negative about it. What appears to be hell can often be a slice of heaven.

Now I'll just need a phone number and....:p

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Originally Posted by Kyono

That's the most random introduction i've ever seen here.

Hey.

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I knew you weren't paying attention when I joined.

Oh, and welcome to this... place. Sidewalks are for people with legs. I soar on wings of fire!

Lovehurts is lying, and Meat Puppet is your best friend if you've got anything you need to talk about.

Edit: What the hell does 'spakka' mean?!

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Uh... hi... I'm NBM and... well... I'd like to.. umm.. welcome.. you... um...to... umm here... to... uh... Eoff.... So.... yeah...

Hah! just kidding. I welcome you here to eoff and please tell me that you have good grammar. I you do, we'll get along fine.

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

Can you come up with a prophecy for the sidewalk outside my house, SidewalkProphet?

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Don't listen to him... he eats children. That's not gossip, I saw him do it.


WELCOME!

Hi. Welcome. You look like a dancer.

lol a dancer.... I wish.... I'm more of a sitter!!

I don't walk on my sidewalk I glide about 6 inches above it... :D

I have no idea what spakka means but it better be a compliment of there'll be more spanking and I'll use the paddle this time!!!

I have wonderful grammar.. I think.... maybe... at least I dnt typ lyk dis en fink its kewl!!

0_o

WELCOME TO EOFFFF.

What an interesting name. I hope you can live up to it.

Sooooo you predicted Psy's sidewalk's future, but can you predict my sidewalk's future hmmmm?

Oh and welcome.

Haha, i have no sidewalk anywhere near my house. You'll never find me. Ever.

Don't trust any of them. I am the only sane one here...

Welcome :D

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Originally Posted by Shin Omega

with big knockers and a cute heiny.

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Prove it.

Anyways, welcome to EoFF.

pix plz. And welcome. But mostly pix plz.