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So all the smurfing assholes in my town decided to start calling me K-Monkey and it just pisses me off! WHAT THE smurf DID I DO TO THEM!?!?? Now I gotta push them around and send them all garbage in the mail until they move out of town. Send them some swear-a-holic hate mail. If I could...I would mail bomb them back to the stone age!
smurf THEM ALL!
BEST THREAD EVER!!!!:p :p :D
Time for a few back-handers.
Make sure you do not deleiver the letters yourself and use thier mail boxes to hand out the cheer - that would be a felony. Flamming bags ofwork best, as you can write a swearword on the bag, the contents a swear word, and they constantly swear as they stomp em out.
Good luck with your neiborhood polotics. When you are blowing
God Speed.
Bipper
I don't quite know what to say.
WHAT THE HELL!?Get your baseball bat and deal with those litle *******:mad2: :mad2: :mad2:
YES!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by bipper
Make sure you do not deleiver the letters yourself and use thier mail boxes to hand out the cheer - that would be a felony. Flamming bags of
Good luck with your neiborhood polotics. When you are blowing
God Speed.
Bipper
BLOW
Bipper makes some great points. Maybe if I take my bug catching net and beat them all to death then they will learn their lessons as well? Nah. I like the flaming bags of dog
YES!!! YESS!!!!:DQuote:
Originally Posted by edczxcvbnmBipper makes some great points. Maybe if I take my bug catching net and beat them all to death then they will learn their lessons as well? Nah. I like the flaming bags of dog
Why was this stickied? Maybe you should...kill them?
YES VIOLENCE IS THE ANSWER!!!!:mad2: :mad2:
You should just try to all be friends maybe though....
It's stickied because this is a very angry thread. =D
WHAT WOULD JESUS DO!?
Try to be friends? NO! It is past that. At first we were all cool. Going fishing. Hang out around the town. Making fun of people and then bam! K-monkey! I couldn't believe my ears. They made it personal and they will not stop. Something has to be done.Quote:
Originally Posted by lovehurts
They broke that most sacred of bonds...trust. I trusted them with my life and deepest secrets. They need to die....smurfers!
Bring a few friends and let them beat the
I bet that your sig looks just like you....
NO DONT!!!! VIOLENCE IS NOT THE ANSWER!!!
Must we resort to violence? :(
I think you and some of your droogs should go engage in a little ultraviolence ed. :cool:
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Originally Posted by I Took the Red Pill
You both make an awesome point...maybe I should invite some of my friends to my town for a little bit of revenge...we could trash theQuote:
Originally Posted by HawkeyeBring a few friends and let them beat the
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Originally Posted by edczxcvbnmQuote:
Originally Posted by I Took the Red Pill
You both make an awesome point...maybe I should invite some of my friends to my town for a little bit of revenge...we could trash theQuote:
Originally Posted by HawkeyeBring a few friends and let them beat the
NO THI SIS HOW OYU GO TO JAIL!!! PEOPLE will get hurt!!!
NOOO!
Dont turn to the dark side!
Yes. :mad2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Old Manus
I think you should put some snakes on their planes.
lol smurf
Yay, finally a thread worth reading!
You musn't let your feelings cloud your judgement. Just because you feel this way now , it doesnt mean that you are going to feel the same later. YOu should calm down and just find a peacefull way to end this. Dont let the darkside corrupt you. Once you start down the dark path there is not return.
baseball bat or 12 gage you decide personally i liked to do the chinese water torture but if you feel like kicking theQuote:
Originally Posted by edczxcvbnm
NOO! These are feelings of hate corrupting your judgement . Some one could get hurt and sue him for every last of his pennies. What would he say in court? I beat them down like a dog because they called me SUPER K or whatever he is so pissed about?Quote:
Originally Posted by loinhartebaseball bat or 12 gage you decide personally i liked to do the chinese water torture but if you feel like kicking theQuote:
Originally Posted by edczxcvbnm
YOu and he musnt stop thinking rationally , he must find another way than violence. Dont turn to the darkside!
damn them sith im sorry lovehurts follow the path of the light i will. thanks for showing me the light at the end of my hallway in my house. there is no killing.Quote:
Originally Posted by lovehurtsNOO! These are feelings of hate corrupting your judgement . So one could get hurt and sue him for every last of his pennies. What would he say in court? I beat them down like a dog because they called me SUPER K or whatever he is so pissed about?Quote:
Originally Posted by loinhartebaseball bat or 12 gage you decide personally i liked to do the chinese water torture but if you feel like kicking theQuote:
Originally Posted by edczxcvbnm
YOu and he musnt stop thinking rationally , he must find another way than violence. Dont turn to the darkside!
Yes the sith are evil, don't follow in there footsteps. The sith only care about self gain and themselves. They are selfish , twsited and evil and they often fall to greater jedis of the light.Quote:
Originally Posted by loinhartedamn them sith im sorry lovehurts follow the path of the light i will. thanks for showing me the light at the end of my hallway in my house. there is no killing.Quote:
Originally Posted by lovehurtsNOO! These are feelings of hate corrupting your judgement . So one could get hurt and sue him for every last of his pennies. What would he say in court? I beat them down like a dog because they called me SUPER K or whatever he is so pissed about?Quote:
Originally Posted by loinhartebaseball bat or 12 gage you decide personally i liked to do the chinese water torture but if you feel like kicking theQuote:
Originally Posted by edczxcvbnm
YOu and he musnt stop thinking rationally , he must find another way than violence. Dont turn to the darkside!
like yoda
little green dude kickass
or mace windu
black guy with purple lightsaber
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Originally Posted by loinharte
YES , you have seen the light. :)
yes iv taken the first step to bein a jedi... know i need a lightsaber
News update! Sephex came over and we are devising a plan to leave garbage all over town to make the place into one huge giant fester
lionharte this one is yours!Quote:
Originally Posted by edczxcvbnmNews update! Sephex came over and we are devising a plan to leave garbage all over town to make the place into one huge giant fester
*ps I see edczxcvbnm on the news for smurfing up a town*
I don't really know what to say, why are they calling you K-Minkey, I don't even know what that means!:(
thats not the right thing to do man you should let it go dont go to the level or below act like you like the name
Rip their balls out that´s what i would do.
smurfers are meant to be smurfed and you sir need to do some smurfing sheet!!!!!!!!
These ANIMALS need to be taught a lesson! I have no regrets and I shall show them no remorse...I am a crusader!
Man that was a good pun.
what would be funny is, white powder, seriously, put in an envelope and once they get it.... Oh man.. lol. Or just throw rocks at their windows, rocks with notes of how much you hate them. Screw those bloody jedis, always trying to make peace and love, fricking hippies, it's all about having fun you jedi nitwits, learn to stop smoking grass and lighten up in other ways. Do as much as you can to give them hell. Even run up on them randomly and kick their nuts, then runaway. There's many ways, just think. Anarchist's cookbook? REMEMBER, NO REMORSE!
I would help you out but i don't know where you live. I hate people that do things like that They make me MAD!!!!!!!!!! I would be useful too, since i already joined the darkside.
smurfSTAR WARS! This is serious! This is no time to be talked about the retarded dark/light side of the force. I look for some serious advice to my K-Monkey problems and how I can exact revenge against those who dare to stand in my way...and people bring star wars into this. ENOUGH!
Sephex and I started dropping garbage all over the town. We are even buring it behind their houses so that the stink gets everywhere and they will not know where to look.
Anymore non-star wars hints would be greatly appreciated. You can't sway me from this path. They will pay dearly.
LOL You should use my fire bomb technique, PM me and i'll give it you.
I can't use fire. It does not exist in my town.
That´s right smurf Darth Vader!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is some really big ***** hole!!!!!!!!!Make water balloons of pure piss and throw it at them!!!!!!THAT SHOULD LEAVE A MARK!!!!!!!
YEAH LET'S GO ED! BEAT THE SMURF OUT OF THOSE SMURFING IDIOTS!
YOU KNOW WHAT YODA AND OBI WAN DID? THEY KICKED THE SITH ASSES! DON'T FALL TO THE TEMPATION OF THE DARKSIDE! GO GET THEM! IT'S SELF DEFENSE, BEEATCH!
GOGOGOGOOGOGOGOG ED!
I THINK YOU SHOULD BLOW UP SOME BALLOONS, FILL THEM WITH WATER, AND PUT A ROCK IN IT! THAT WAY WHEN YOU HIT THE PERSON, THEY GET WET AND BLOODY! YEE HAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This thread rocks111!111!!!!!!11one111!!1!!!11!1!!1!!!!11!1111!2eleven
VIOLENCE IS THE ANSWER!
Ok, you know how to kickass, right? Instead of pranks go for agressive destruction and chaos. Throw rocks at doors and windows and people. get an item to smack them if they confront you. This type of
The monsters of ANIMAL CROSSING: WILD WORLD must pay the price! There is no excuse for this K-Monkey crap. If I could shoot them with a gun...I would but it just isn't goingto happen. I need so help on make their lives more misserable!
I can tell that you're obviously beyond being friends with them, but don't beat them TOO hard. Then that would allow them to make fun of you saying you're too violent, and would portray you as a public enemy. But if you don't do something about it, then they'll keep on doing it, and not only they, they'll get away with it so easily, and will probably think they are allowed to do that as they please. You still have to teach them a lesson. How to do so without the chance of being called a public enemy, I am unsure of, as I am a rather un-social person.
Put that good old Michael Jackson song "Who´s bad?" on and go out into the street with your shotgun on!!!!!!!!AND GET THEM ONE BY ONE!
WOW WTF!? HAX THIS IS ANIMAL CROSSING!
ED GOT WINNED!
SHOOT THEM IN THE FOOT WITH A TWELVE GAUGE ANYWAYS! THEY DESERVE IT THOSE ASSHATS!
I'm lost. Is this a joke thread? :confused:
No joke. Animal Crossing is that serious of business. All my asshole towns peeps are calling me K-Monkey and they will not stop. I need to take serious action against them.
I started chopping down trees and digging up flowers. The town will be in ruins by the time I am done!
Pft, what's wrong with fire? You can hear their dying, tortured screams as a beautiful symphony of agony and death.
*sigh*, fine, go with the boring stuff.
There is nothing wrong with fire but it does not exist in the town or game. Maybe as an item.
If you can't find any dog crap, you can crap in the bag yourself. I've done it before and it's not that hard. The best way is to sit on a toilet normally and stretch paper out pinned between the toilet seat and the toilet rim and crap on that, then wrap the crap in the paper and drop it in the bag. Douse it in lighter fluid, set it on fire, and you're set.
Godspeed.
- N
Oh, you're talking about a game?...
Oh, yes, I see. Forget what I said.
Wow, K-Monkey, that really sucks. My heartfelt condolences.
(If I were an admin, I'd change his name to K-Monkey)
No way man...you don't want to go down that road...the road of old! The road of 2002 destruction that I spread across the forums like wild fire and the plauge combined!
I say you should hit them with bug nets. NO WAIT! Find the source. Not the force, the source, then the followers, then, instead of hitting the animals with a bug net, hit them with an AXE! I'm sure SephAXE would agree. Also, when they become sick LAUGH in their faces. A few days after they become sick, they'll move! HA HA! If they begin to move, and you talk to them, don't be like "Don't go!" Be like "See ya!" They'll leave the next day, and your problems will be solved. At least, until the next awful nickname...
Ask them if they have any grey poupon. That'll get 'em going. :cool:
LISTEN DAMN IT! If you act like a violent moron because some one called you a name , you will be sued for every penny!~
This hate you have is so silly, oh no..they called me a mean name. YOu hurt my feelings...now you must die! Listen to yourself! Star wars bears realisitc comparrisons to events in life and you have surely turned to what would be cosnidered the dark side. YOu let anger control your judgement and you are going to get yourself in deeper trouble as you let your hate destroy your life. Some one is bound to get hurt and maybe even killed durring your blind rage and hatred and it will put you behind bars for the rest of your miserable life if some one is severly injured or maybe your sentence will be just long enough for you to calm down and realize that violence was never the answer. Just talk to them tell them that you dont like it.
Talk to them and let them see you are angry but do go ragefull and violent on them so that everyone who is a wittness well see a monster in you and will beg the court to have you locked up. Killing some one over a name calling dilema is about the most outrageous thing I have ever heard of.
You shouldn't beat them with a baseball bat. Well atleast not. First you shoul dmake them so mad that they hate your guts. Try throwing dog crap in their car and stuff. Then you can beat the living
Animal Crossing has no jails...so no problems there.
I like squishy's advice...I shall follow it to a T. Thanks Dixie(didn't know you had your name changed to squishy here).
Don't you know that the criminals and the murders are amongst us. They are the people and are of the people. Rage and hatred can lead to violence and injuries. They are normal peoplse sometimes driven by irrational rage they make crimes and even mistakes that can result in death! If you hit some one with a bat you could kill them! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT THAT MEANS!?Quote:
Originally Posted by edczxcvbnm
It means the violent always win and the pussies always die! I win is what I understand because the rest of the towns people are pussies.
Dont be foolish! YOu can settle your problems like this other than to kill people. They called you a name so you avenge that in brutual violence? YOu mangle them so that they can die in the hospital with there eyes glazed over and as they think of this monster that you are and have become? The towns people see this monster you are and they are witnesses to put you away for life in jail for man slaughter or murder! Defending a town as a cop to save lives is honorable. Killing some one so that they cant murder you is necessary but beating some one down because they called you a name isnt honroable or justice in any court or for anyone.You avenge war with war. YOu trade insults with insults but you dont kill people because they called you a name!Quote:
Originally Posted by edczxcvbnm
I already said there is no jail in animal crossing.
How can you be so angry to want to do this? find a bunching bag hit on that. Hit the desk or the wall whatever. Ignore these people , avoid them.. Move if it makes you so angry and occupied with violence.Quote:
Originally Posted by edczxcvbnm
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I think ed will agree with me that this is the dumbest thing ever. :mad2:
damn hippies, shoo, shoo. Don't you get it? If he does nothing they've won, they'll continue and it'll worsen. It's time for chaos to ensue those who have sinned against the great ed.
No offence to lovehurts but i think you are taking this much too seriously. I doubt he was actually going to do any of this stuff in real life, if so do you think he would tell people on an ff forum? Take a break man, he's just havin a laugh.
EDIT:He's talkin' about a game so relax.
If I move then I can't take anything with me. I still need to complete my robo furniture set. What will become of the museum that I worked so hard to fill with bugs, fish, fossils and priceless paintings. I just can't leave after I worked so hard while all of these assholes do nothing. smurf them. They need to move or die. I am in the process of using Dixie's advice. They shall all perish in a bloody violent massacure!
People with this much hate have there sleeves always pulled up for a good arse kicking. They called him a name and he is already ready to kill them. Im not taking the chance that he isnt serious or not. This is aa very serious concept to rush a crowd of people and hurt them becuase they called you a name.Quote:
Originally Posted by blitz-ace9
There is nothing hippie about being sensible. Violence doesnt slove problems it just gets your hands bloody and you can never whipe the blood off!
Before he acts like a "violent moron", K-Monkey will throw every penny he owns into a wishing well, and then the joke will be on them!Quote:
Originally Posted by lovehurts
K-Monkey...K-Monkey?!?!? YOUR NEXT!!!! DEATH TO ALL!` kslgf js;drovh/42 n
This is bullskulls! I seriously can't believe that the thread went this far! Wow, I mean...it is unbelievable.
How can some of you say that ed shouldn't fight these animals!?!?!
Its easy to ask others to have there hands dipped in blood , when your hands arent the ones getting stained.:mad2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sephex
I kind of already had a HAND in this. Filthy animals... :hot::hot::hot::hot::hot::hot::hot::hot::hot::hot::hot:Quote:
Originally Posted by lovehurtsIts easy to ask others to have there hands dipped in blood , when your hands arent the ones getting stained.:mad2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sephex
So you'll be there durring his rage when he hurts people ? When he lets out his thoughtless mind controll rage?Quote:
Originally Posted by SephexI kind of already had a HAND in this. Filthy animals... :hot::hot::hot::hot::hot::hot::hot::hot::hot::hot::hot:Quote:
Originally Posted by lovehurtsIts easy to ask others to have there hands dipped in blood , when your hands arent the ones getting stained.:mad2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sephex
If he hurts some one. Hits them on the head too hard makes them go retarded and handicapt to live in a wheel chair for the rest of there life. ...you'll feel as bad as him right? I mean you have to live with that like he does...right....WRONG.
Violence doesnt leave the body , it stays forever once done. It haunts you and challenges any sane thought .
AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!